THE BALD ONE Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 On several occassions this seasons myself and Way of the Park have spotted several tight gits who have watched a football match and have not elected to pay.Here are some of the people we have noticed :1. A bloke at Falmouth on the opening day who was staring through the cut out in his fence .2. The woman at Torpoint who spent all afternoon leaning against her garden shed ( went in for a cup of tea at half time as well ).3. Man who casually climbed over his garden fence at Godolphin.4. A guy at Exmouth last Saturday watching the game from the road side.Anyone else got any "tight git" stories to share.Just a bit of light humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Deacon Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Nearly always someone looking through the fence behind the goal at St Austell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Pethick Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 The "dog walkers " who always lurk in the woods at the side of Bolitho Park . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number9 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Carlton Farnham at Callington. Never seen the lad buy a pint and when it came to his round on a night out he went and got a bottle of wine from the car and poured it into our glasses... absolute skip rat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitty Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 The "dog walkers " who always lurk in the woods at the side of Bolitho Park . .....Resisting the urge to talk of "dogging" at Chacewater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellpassedit Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 I think the man at Godolphin may possibly be Stuart Lenton, I would gladly pay his entrance fee as he is a legend of Newquay football. As a teenager I use to watch him at Mount Wise, the best central defender outside professional football. (Also as neighbour to the ground, what with the shouting and bad language,I think he deserves to get in free from time to time) What about all those that turn up at half time !!! Tight gits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin McHugh Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Plenty of players and managers who dont buy a raffle ticket for a pound after the game! Tight indeed!! MQx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middle mans mate Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Carlton Farnham, who got in to the Vospers game for 50p claiming he was under 18....He's 27 !!! Absolute skip rat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSB1 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Heard he has completed Tinder too? even takes a a burger from another bap to make a double which means one of the team has to go without a burger or make do with a chip butty! Slippery character! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taniachairmangodolphin Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 The man who climbed through his gate at Godolphin always pays even though he does all the strimming round the pitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taniachairmangodolphin Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Well passed it it's not Stuart and he always pays as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 2+2 does not always make 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellpassedit Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Well passed it it's not Stuart and he always pays as well Sorry Stuart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BALD ONE Posted May 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 The man who climbed through his gate at Godolphin always pays even though he does all the strimming round the pitch Thanks Tania , hes a good guy then. We will let him off. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BALD ONE Posted May 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Carlton Farnham, who got in to the Vospers game for 50p claiming he was under 18....He's 27 !!! Absolute skip rat! Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Windmill On The Shirt Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 "The woman at Torpoint who spent all afternoon leaning against her garden shed ( went in for a cup of tea at half time as well )." She goes and get the ball if it goes in her garden and if any Kids get in on the pitch when there is no game and mess around she phones up our grounds staff!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BALD ONE Posted May 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Another top person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tricky ricky Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Andy bowker is number 1 tightest person ever just do your home work ask ex players ect ect shockingly tight lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karaoke Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Andy bowker is number 1 tightest person ever just do your home work ask ex players ect ect shockingly tight lol Its a pity he couldn't make the Tavistock defence tight ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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