isaac rosenberg Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Since I am on-message with Captain, Leader and Legend and The Special One, I'd like to thank Tottenham for being so amiable and helpful at the Bridge today; for so sportingly not taking advantage of the terrible impact on Chelsea's attacking potential caused by Fernando breaking a nail in the warm-up, leaving us with Chelsea's version of Dominic Pullen hobbling around up front. I understand that last time you celebrated victory at the Bridge, Nelson Mandela had only just been released from prison, young Isaac Rosenberg was only just out of university and not even qualified to be a linesman in the Jolly's Combination League; and Glastonbury Tor was still visible above the swirling seas of Somerset. Seven points clear is nowhere near enough to take for granted qualification for the Euro Sup Cup next year, but I think we are now safe to stay up and might not even finish too far behind Manchester United. Thank you to my nice friend Mr Abramovic too. We do sympathise with you taking over Crimea because we in the People's Republic of St Just have always felt the same way about our position within Cornwall as a whole because really we're all Spanish donkeys. When I say donkeys, no reflection upon the Tottenham back four is intended whatsoever, you understand. I think Tottenham are a superb collection of professionals and I can see that they will probably provide the heart and soul of England's World Cup challenge. Jolly good luck with that, as that nice Danish manager Mr Olsen said. Kind regards to my friend Mr Somerset Cornwallspur and all the other nice people on this forum. I am very happy and I think you are all wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Nice to see you back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 You've been on the cidre Isaac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 so was spurs defence , hats of to chelsea they are taking advantage of any mistakes by the chasing pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveG Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 I must admit, I'm getting a little concerned by the number of games City have in hand, and by the fact that we're going to have somehow fit them all in somewhere. I mean, it's wonderful to win the League Cup and still be in the FA Cup, but the fixture congestion isn't going to help us win the Premier League. It's a luxury problem, I know, but nevertheless it's a bit of a worry. If Chelsea could just stop bloody well winning it would be very helpful!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 I must admit, I'm getting a little concerned by the number of games City have in hand, and by the fact that we're going to have somehow fit them all in somewhere. I mean, it's wonderful to win the League Cup and still be in the FA Cup, but the fixture congestion isn't going to help us win the Premier League. It's a luxury problem, I know, but nevertheless it's a bit of a worry. If Chelsea could just stop bloody well winning it would be very helpful!!! the advatage is that chelsea have the points in the bag , still think its cities title and to be truthfull they are when flowing the best footballing side in the prem that was hard to say for a gooner , cover in all positions and a forward line to die for , please sell us dzeko next season you dont need him , and yaya in midfield the closest yet to viera in his prime a class act Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveG Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Sell Yaya Toure?? Dear God, I hope not. I'd rather nail my left hand to the wall with a set of rusty nails than watch him leave! And yes, Dzeko is rather good, isn't he? The thing I really like about him is that he never complains about the number of times he has to start on the bench. Regardless of whether he's on the pitch at the kick-off or not, he just gets on with it. A great professional with the right attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Sell Yaya Toure?? Dear God, I hope not. I'd rather nail my left hand to the wall with a set of rusty nails than watch him leave! And yes, Dzeko is rather good, isn't he? The thing I really like about him is that he never complains about the number of times he has to start on the bench. Regardless of whether he's on the pitch at the kick-off or not, he just gets on with it. A great professional with the right attitude. arsene missed the boat on yaya as he was on trial when kolo was still at the club ,,,,,,,, what a miss oh well you cant win them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Sell Yaya Toure?? Dear God, I hope not. I'd rather nail my left hand to the wall with a set of rusty nails than watch him leave! And yes, Dzeko is rather good, isn't he? The thing I really like about him is that he never complains about the number of times he has to start on the bench. Regardless of whether he's on the pitch at the kick-off or not, he just gets on with it. A great professional with the right attitude. so can you have a word and let dzeko move to the emirates? as plenty have gone in the other direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveG Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Hmmm..........Some other time, maybe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Hmmm..........Some other time, maybe! summer? we need a striker fair exchange ? you have had clichy , nasri, toure , and chuck in mica richards as well as you dont need him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 what happened today issac ? still plenty of twists and turns to come still cities to loose , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangle Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 I heard a commentator say today: ".....and that is why we missed Mourinho in the Premier League". This is after his comments regarding the Chris Foy performance at Aston Villa on Saturday tea time. I did not miss him. I hope he falls out with Abramovich again and buggers off. He deflects the subject away from his teams performance. They got beat, and he can't take it. He cry's every time they get beat. God I hope Arsenal beat them next weekend. What a way that would be for Wengers 1000th game in charge. Mourinho is a whinger of the top order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveG Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Absolutely true, couldn't agree more. Once again he has proved why neither of the Manchester clubs will ever touch him. He wouldn't recognise style or class if they walked up to him in the street and shook him by the hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangle Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. What a horrible man Mourinho is. Such a bad loser. Hope he buggers off in the summer after failing FAILING to win anything this season. I will be cheering Atletico Madrid on in Tuesdays match. Why people admire him so much is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveG Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Dead right! I must confess, I've never felt quite so warm towards Athletico Madrid as I do right now. C'mon guys, do the business on Tuesday!! Mourinho is a classless spoiled brat who has far too many groupies in the media. God forbid he ever comes anywhere near the Etihad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianmooreshead Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 And more of the same yesterday He really is a charmless arrogant man With a very short memory too ! - I didn't hear him sarcastically praise the refs performance when they got that dodgy penalty against West Brom earlier in the season They've blown it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 Chelsea were an absolute disgrace,yesterday.On and off the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Hoop Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 And they said old red nose was a bad loser ! Ramires very lucky boy so moronihno shoud be thanking ref ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangle Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 As the ref did not see the Ramires.elbow, I guess he will be retrospectively punished. Hope so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveG Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 And more of the same yesterday He really is a charmless arrogant man With a very short memory too ! - I didn't hear him sarcastically praise the refs performance when they got that dodgy penalty against West Brom earlier in the season They've blown it now Actually, I'm hoping they haven't quite blown it just yet. If the spoiled brat can get a result at Anfield this weekend (and we don't slip up against Crystal Palace) it will put City right back in the race. Now, where's my prayer mat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Mecca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted April 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Excellent tactical approach by Mourinho in Madrid, although admittedly we're missing a few for the next couple of matches. Glad to see Schwarzer, who when at Middlesborough sent some shorts for the St Just AFC Feast Auction, redeeming his Sunderland error.Delighted to see Cashley's man of the match oerfoirmance, which should of course send him to Brazil ahead of Shaw. The onedisappointment was Diego Costa, who may ne a one-season wonder and possibly not the solution to our strikers shortage he's beentouted as. I remain a big Lukaku fan.Even if we win at Anfield I can't see Liverpool losing to anyone else, but I suspect that game is now a lower priority. Winning the Champions' League would be a fair exchange.City are not entirely out of the picture yet: the best news for them was that Toure is back fit....player of the season for me,even ahead of Suarez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangle Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Mourinho always moans about opposing teams that set themselves up not to lose against Chelsea. Then what a surprise to see he uses the same tactic when facing much stronger opposition. Horrible man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 The Special One.?????????????Any daft sod,can park a bus.God help us ,if they get to the Final.They will need 3 buses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Hoop Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 I actually wouldn't mind Chelsea at all if it weren't for that despicable poor excuse of a man John terry (no doubt will be at possible final in full kit to lift trophy) and the pathetic pleb moronihno ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangle Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 4 misconduct charges. Throw the book at them. Go away Jose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 4 misconduct charges. Throw the book at them. Go away Jose.10 point deduction.?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangle Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 That would be nice. Really really nice. Unlikely though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveG Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Prayers answered! Praise be to Almighty God, for He is merciful and He is wise! Glory to our graceful Lord in Heaven! And whatever you do, City, DON't SCREW UP AT GOODISON NEXT WEEK, just for once in your bloody lives at least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Spurs do it every other week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted April 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Spurs ? Park a bus ? Couldn't park Mawther's old lime green Renault Clio.Everton and Palace Away...if only the results there can be the same as when Chelsea visited them, Mourinho will win thePremiership. (0-1, 0-1)Mourinho has so much class that he has done the double over both the other class sides, leaving us torue the usual struggle that Chelsea face to beat strugglers. (Villa A 0-1, Sunderland H 1-2, WBA 2-2 and 1-1)."Exile sur le sol au milieu des hueesSes ailes de geant l'empechent de marcher." (Baudelaire)The mockery of "plebs" who speak five languages by ingrates and nomarks who will never come close to winning anything butthe Pub Cup, as always, is the price of class. The eagle is mobbed by the starlings. The seagulls follow the trawler. Itwas the Scousers' Party and they'll Cry If They Want To."They Wanted The Clowns". Hah ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Geez Isaac - there's not a lot of sense in that....time for your tablets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianmooreshead Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Away with the fairies old Isaac methinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Just like the good old days.Chelsea playing in a half empty stadium.Love it.Plastic fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldy Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Sorry to burst your bubble SSS but the empty seats are demanded by UEFA for a number of reasons. Match was of course SOLD OUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Sorry to burst your bubble SSS but the empty seats are demanded by UEFA for a number of reasons. Match was of course SOLD OUT.No No No Baldy,me old China.I was talking about all the empty seats,with about 15 minutes to go.By the final whistle,it was half bloody empty.PLASTIC FANS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldy Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 My apologies SSS. Remember Wembley 15/04/12 ???? And there wasn't a tube strike that day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 I did hear of some Chelsea fans who couldn't make the game because of the tube strike!!! Jeez, a European cup semi final and you can't find another way Small time fans with plastic flags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Maybe the Special One should start breeding Canaries,because he is losing the plot,as a football manager.lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Hoop Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Couldn't score against the team with worst away record in the league ! Well done the classless special one,made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Imagine a side parking the bus!! Totally against the mourinho way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianmooreshead Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 What about Cashley crying - What an excuse for a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Modern footballer...modern man....PFFFT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangle Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Mourinho - failed. Ha ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Why the media loves this guy ? He is ungracious moody and never has a good word for opponents , Chelsea are better off without and so is the prem league Be glad when he departs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Because football is now full of girlies...and they love him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 He is petulant like a teenage boy , I should know I got one at home ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted May 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I was never petulant as a teenage boy. That is probably why I have grown up as such a politically correct, metrosexual, cosmopolitan, polyglot Chelsea fan. Must say I am very disappointed that Craig Bellamy has just spoiled my first ever Sky Super Six entry. If only we could play top four side every week, we would have walked the Prem. I think Mourinho has achieved well, having recognise.d our shortcomings, never predicting anything greater than our actual achievements. He represents one of the minority of Premier League managers ending the season with the club they began with. Next year Chelsea will be taking part in the only serious European competition, while Spurs end in their lowest position for five years. I suspect Arsenal, Spurs, West Ham, West Brom and Fulham managers may all change by the end of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianmooreshead Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 And if you believe certain reports your beloved special one might be off sooner than you think Apparently the old Ruski Billionaire not a fan of the old bus parking tactics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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