isaac rosenberg Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 After all the media enthusiasm about our demise echoed by the likes of park rangers, bogmen and Victorian washday accoutrements, Chelsea top the Premiership. Three defeats ? Losing a penalty shoot out to Germans. Nobody else would do that, surely. At least it was a meaningless match. Going down 1-0 at Everton against the run of play: it happens. Ten points will do for group qualification in Europe, which willl happen despite an initial defeat. One simple home win was all it took. O ye of little faith. Mourinho ! Est Vir Qui Adest The hosts of Midian are duly smitten and will slink back to North London, their forked tails between their legs. Bye,bye, Schadenfreude Groupies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, you can't airbrush out being beaten by a bunch of part timers, who was it again, ah yes - basil, a delicate fragrant herb I think you said. That came back to bite yer bum for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 After all the media enthusiasm about our demise echoed by the likes of park rangers, bogmen and Victorian washday accoutrements, Chelsea top the Premiership. Three defeats ? Losing a penalty shoot out to Germans. Nobody else would do that, surely. At least it was a meaningless match. Going down 1-0 at Everton against the run of play: it happens. Ten points will do for group qualification in Europe, which willl happen despite an initial defeat. One simple home win was all it took. O ye of little faith. Mourinho ! Est Vir Qui Adest The hosts of Midian are duly smitten and will slink back to North London, their forked tails between their legs. Bye,bye, Schadenfreude Groupies. It was predicted. And like the predictable.He failed to disappoint. Play like that next week,and your asses will be kicked. Then communications at St.Just will be well and truly knackered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldy Posted September 22, 2013 Report Share Posted September 22, 2013 Jose will put the 1st team out next week (hopefully). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 22, 2013 Report Share Posted September 22, 2013 isaac early days and after todays games any one of five teams could top the league its a marathon not a sprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 22, 2013 Report Share Posted September 22, 2013 did not last for long did it ?see above post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 22, 2013 Report Share Posted September 22, 2013 Lets see some predictions for next weeks bragging rights.Spurs v Chelsea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldy Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Didn't see predicting 4-1 for city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Didn't see predicting 4-1 for city!Thats football,best team won. What more can i say?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Didn't see predicting 4-1 for city! Thats football,best team won. What more can i say?? takes a true fan to admit that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Steve, i would defend united to the hilt, but yesterday there was no excuse. Out played,out muscled and thoroughly embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 well you dont see the league like this very often north london teams on top ... would be nice at the end of may but i can dream[as long as spuds are in our wake ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Lets see some predictions for next weeks bragging rights. Spurs v Chelsea Got to be 1-0 to the YIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Lets see some predictions for next weeks bragging rights.Spurs v Chelsea Got to be 1-0 to the YIDS.I'll take that right now - 90th min goal will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 2 v 1 either way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 2 v 1 either way At the lane - our way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 draw mourinho will play no striker and spurs are not hitting many goals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 draw mourinho will play no striker and spurs are not hitting many goals All change in this game, will score a bucket load. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted September 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Prediction: 1-0 win. Lloris to score, you can guess at which end. It's the4 only score boring, boring Tottenham ever experience unless they're playing Delia, isn't it ? Especially at the Emirates. Won money on Swindon score. Nice to see Torres tap-in, witnessed from a hospitality box at the County Ground. Our 180 million pound reserves foolishly won in the Silly Midweek Tottenham Type Consolation Prize Cup. He might as well have been up there sharing my vol-au-vents for the whole 90 minutes for the good he does. Tottenham will not finish top three....come on SSS, stop trying to change the subject and take the bet ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Prediction: 1-0 win. Lloris to score, you can guess at which end. It's the4 only score boring, boring Tottenham ever experience unless they're playing Delia, isn't it ? Especially at the Emirates. Won money on Swindon score. Nice to see Torres tap-in, witnessed from a hospitality box at the County Ground. Our 180 million pound reserves foolishly won in the Silly Midweek Tottenham Type Consolation Prize Cup. He might as well have been up there sharing my vol-au-vents for the whole 90 minutes for the good he does. Tottenham will not finish top three....come on SSS, stop trying to change the subject and take the bet ! Moonlighting as a waiter then Isaac ???? naughty, naughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornish-blue Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Isaac, stuff the vol vonts should have sat down with the rest of us, like going back in time in the stadium, was a good away day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Prawn sandwich anyone?? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Prawn sandwich anyone?? Isaac will be serving em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Prawn sandwich anyone?? Isaac will be serving em.SSS serving the drinks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted September 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 The only service from me would be if I were preaching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 In the beginning............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted September 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 ...was the word, and the word was with Rod,and the word was Rod....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Prawn sandwich anyone?? Isaac will be serving em. SSS serving the drinks!! I could see that, click my fingers, and over you both come to serve my slightest whim, probably order a BUN ...AHEM!!! Then a nonchalant wave of my hand to dismiss you, I'd leave a tip of course - a season ticket to the spuds perhaps ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Prawn sandwich anyone?? Isaac will be serving em. SSS serving the drinks!! I could see that, click my fingers, and over you both come to serve my slightest whim, probably order a BUN ...AHEM!!! Then a nonchalant wave of my hand to dismiss you, I'd leave a tip of course - a season ticket to the spuds perhaps ???? older thats not a tip more like a punishment to a chelsea fan ,better bet a season ticket for penzance sitting next to ctb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Bring your own torch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted September 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Coming to Cornwall next week. Will deliver bun on way back from St Just Senior Cup tie at Mulion. Think I know where to find you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Coming to Cornwall next week. Will deliver bun on way back from St Just Senior Cup tie at Mulion. Think I know where to find you.....A lowly shed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted September 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Steve and Neil Curnow and I will just follow the star, on our camels from Mullion and we'll find you. All you've got to do is line up a virgin and a couple of sheep and we'll be fine. Saffron buns all round ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Coming to Cornwall next week. Will deliver bun on way back from St Just Senior Cup tie at Mulion. Think I know where to find you..... Yum, yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Steve and Neil Curnow and I will just follow the star, on our camels from Mullion and we'll find you. All you've got to do is line up a virgin and a couple of sheep and we'll be fine. Saffron buns all round !We are all getting buns??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Steve and Neil Curnow and I will just follow the star, on our camels from Mullion and we'll find you. All you've got to do is line up a virgin and a couple of sheep and we'll be fine. Saffron buns all round !We are all getting buns???NO - feck off - mine, mine, mine - all mine. Lost 2 stone waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Steve and Neil Curnow and I will just follow the star, on our camels from Mullion and we'll find you. All you've got to do is line up a virgin and a couple of sheep and we'll be fine. Saffron buns all round !We are all getting buns???NO - feck off - mine, mine, mine - all mine. Lost 2 stone waiting.Greedy bleeder, Isaac get a pack of 6, and put my name on one please.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Aw !!!! go on then - I'll post it to you, somewhere in Manchester is it ???? or, maybe make you wait like Isaac did me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Keane is GOD!!! Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Aw !!!! go on then - I'll post it to you, somewhere in Manchester is it ???? or, maybe make you wait like Isaac did me.Cruel and unwarranted older!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Aw !!!! go on then - I'll post it to you, somewhere in Manchester is it ???? or, maybe make you wait like Isaac did me.Cruel and unwarranted older!!My address is hardly the seven sisters road either, but, hey ho !!!! OH !!!! you meant waiting for the bun - silly me.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted October 5, 2013 Report Share Posted October 5, 2013 Coming to Cornwall next week. Will deliver bun on way back from St Just Senior Cup tie at Mulion. Think I know where to find you..... Yum, yum. Well isacc, you don't pay your bets, and now you don't keep your word ..... waited over an hour for you, wrong clubhouse perhaps ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted October 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 I'm sorry....we had extra time at Mullion, and I had to get back to the Home at Gwithian before Mother went to bed...and I finished up scoffing this lovely cream slice meant to be for you in that nice scenic layby on Bodmin Moor on the way back to Gloucestershire....I don't like to get caught on the Somerset Levels when the natives come crawling out in the gloaming...... they've all got two heads out there. 470 miles to watch the Tinners....who should have scored about six in normal time, but who cares ? Senior Cup: waste of time for Combo teams. Bit of a funny day in non-Cornish football....none of the serious teams were playing ! You WILL get a bun next time they give me a 12-hour pass to cross the border ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Apology accepted, hope you enjoyed MY bun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted October 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Not half as much as Big Sam's magnificent away performance that put Arsenal top of the Prem and Spurs back one point ahead of Everton in sixth. Spurs had better get used to it. It's like the trench Isaac was in in 1916......didn't move much in a whole season despite all the loud noises in the neighbouring marshland. That'll teach SSS to sing racist songs about my Israeli bretheren ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 That's three casts, and no bites from sss Isaac. A few good tries though. turn the light off when you leave ...I have a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted October 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Do you think SSS has got the hook stuck in his mouth and is thrashing around in terrible pain somewhere on the Somerset levels ? I'm concerned....should we go and look for him ? Besides, I could do with somewhere to stay part-way between Brimscombe and St Just. Do you know where he lives ? I'll just go and knock on the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Thanks to the legend that is Stevie Clarke for letting us squeak a point today......97th minute pen........phew.....glad to wake up from that nightmare and see we're still wearing blue....just for a second that made us look like The Chokers In Disguise ! Don't want to worry any supporters of the minor London clubs north of the river, but if Manure splatters the Arse tomorrow they'll be on 20 points, one point outside the top five. (Thank you, yes, nice consistent metaphorical trope, if I say so myself). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Do you think SSS has got the hook stuck in his mouth and is thrashing around in terrible pain somewhere on the Somerset levels ? I'm concerned....should we go and look for him ? Besides, I could do with somewhere to stay part-way between Brimscombe and St Just. Do you know where he lives ? I'll just go and knock on the door.Im alive and well,thank you.B.T have given me a wonderful financial package,so I have returned to my home,Truro to retire,so if you fancy a nice cuppa let me know.I have plenty of spare time,now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 That's rich. I once got paid a similarly ridiculous amount of money to go away, but that was on condition I left Cornwall, not came back. BT have never been as good since Busby ceased to be their public face. I loved Busby, despite the ManUre connotations. Good for you ! I will definitely take up your kind offer and bring Older and Roy Keane with me (I don't use his full pseudonym because all three of us believe we created the universe and it just causes arguments). It will be like the Three Wise Men seeking the stable, bringing Buns and Cidre. My only concern is with your health. At least you had Musgrove Park available up in Flatland Gulch...now you're trusting yourself to Treliske. I don't want to go on about league tables, but Treliske could climb even as high as the White Hyenas there'd be nosebleeds. You take care now...don't go out in that there St Just fog ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 That's rich. I once got paid a similarly ridiculous amount of money to go away, but that was on condition I left Cornwall, not came back. BT have never been as good since Busby ceased to be their public face. I loved Busby, despite the ManUre connotations. Good for you ! I will definitely take up your kind offer and bring Older and Roy Keane with me (I don't use his full pseudonym because all three of us believe we created the universe and it just causes arguments). It will be like the Three Wise Men seeking the stable, bringing Buns and Cidre. My only concern is with your health. At least you had Musgrove Park available up in Flatland Gulch...now you're trusting yourself to Treliske. I don't want to go on about league tables, but Treliske could climb even as high as the White Hyenas there'd be nosebleeds. You take care now...don't go out in that there St Just fog ! What about Mangle,got to have a Gooner at the party.Treliske does worry me a little bit.Got to visit soon.St Just and fog.? Surely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now