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Mark'rappo' rapsey set to make packhorse debut


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Thanks Weaz, no pressure then mate!! 

Come along and watch a 48 year old with knackered knees, greyer hair than Philip Schofield, bigger tits than Dolly Parton, same build as Razor Ruddock, gasping for air like a whale washed up on Carlyon Bay beach!!!  ?

Did I mention I've hardly kicked a ball for 3 years!!!  ?

Please don't be sunny!!  ⚽️??

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I see you got one last Sunday Mark.

What did you do spend the whole ninety minutes sitting on the 18yd line and wait for the through balls. 

I was told once you had the ball, due to your rotundness no-one could get close enough to get the ball off you. :D Their legs couldn't reach under the overhang!

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Haha cheers Billy!! Think you saved a good few off me as well mate!! Might be retired now instead of 16 short bud!?! Yeah bit stiff for a few days but nice to have a kick around mate. Not my best goal ever but just happy to have got my head on one Billy.  I would do well to ever score another past you I think mate!!! Catch you soon Billy. ⚽️?

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