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Billy Davies

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  1. My parents used to make me walk the plank every day when i was a kid. We couldn't afford a dog!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Dave was a lovely man and a super keeper. One of life's gentle giants and he will be sadly missed. Sincere condolences to his family.
  3. I have caught The new "Peak a Boo" Virus. They have put me in ICU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. I went out with a blind girl once and on our first night in bed she said "You have an amazingly large penis" I said "You're pulling my leg"!!!
  5. Well said Chris and I hope everyone has a fun filled festive period and stays safe and we are all able to plat football again soon. I look forward to seeing some of you in 2021. Cheers Bill.
  6. I went to school with Slade front man Noddy Holder. He would often snack in class and in the 5th year approaching Christmas he was up to his old tricks. The Teacher spotted him and asked him "Holder what are you eating?" To which he replied "It's CRISPS MISS!!!!!"
  7. Losty 1 AFC Bodmin 2 A disappointing result and performance from us as our hard working opponents recovered from 1 down to deservedly win a tight match 2- 1. Bodmin's work rate and spirit won the day against a Losty side that showed little cohesion and not much thought or fight. We will need to improve for next weeks game against Lanivet.
  8. Well said XB St Breward 1 Losty 1 After falling behind before i had touched the ball we responded well and equalised soon after. The rest of the game was a good advert for Duchy League football with good football played by both sides and plenty of hard work and effort from all concerned. Thanks to ref Chris Nicholls and it was great to see my old mate Steve Kay in the club after the match. It was great to be back playing again and i look forward to seeing Wayne and his good young team in the return fixture at ours.
  9. Fenman, I went to the Doctors again today and he told me I am a hypochondriac. That hurt!!! People have been moaning about Christmas Presents being out too early in supermarkets but my Birthday is in December and they had Birthday Cakes in Asda in March!!! I accidentally swallowed a pot of invisible ink this morning. I am now in hospital waiting to be seen!!!
  10. Fenman, I went to the Doctors again today and he told me I am a hypochondriac. That hurt!!! People have been moaning about Christmas Presents being out too early in supermarkets but my Birthday is in December and they had Birthday Cakes in Asda in March!!!
  11. Losty 4 Altarnon 6 AET Atrocious conditions and e really well contested cup tie. We were 60 seconds from winning 3-2 but a contentious free kick led to a late late equaliser. Altarnon score early in extra time and our heads just went down. Well played to Altarnon who show tremendous belief throughout and for us Liam Rooney who scored all 4 goals. An early night for this aching, aged one.
  12. Man up everyone and use your real name and god bless RUM!!
  13. Some report. Altarnun 4 Losty 1 Altarnun scored with their first attack and again soon after when a monumental f up by me gifted a second goal. this was quickly followed by a third as we were outgunned. We pulled one back just before HT . The second half was more of a contest but a smart finish gave a very impressive Altarnun side a comfortable 4-1 victory. I would like to say i am looking forward to playing them again next week in the Junior Cup but sadly I am not. Well done Exeter Chiefs and god bless Rum!!
  14. You know me Al, just takes a wee bit longer to recover from knocks these days. I hope to see you soon mate.
  15. Losty 3 Tintagel 0 My first game of the season and Losty overcame a hard working Tintagel side with goals from Josh cook, Jordan Cummins and Tom Mileham. I enjoyed the game and it was great to see most of the Tintagel boys coming back for a pint. The young ref Josh did well and handled himself admirably when challenged.
  16. Losty 2 Saltash 5. A deserved win for a physical and hard working Saltash. We had chances in the first half but missed them and Saltash were better all over the park. We will need to work harder and be better!!!
  17. I agree Badgers. You hit the post just before half time which would have made it 2-1 and then we scored a minute into the second half and it is 3-0. Good luck for the rest of the season and see you at yours later in the season.
  18. Losty 6 Lifton 0 A good performance from us today though we did have the rub of the green at crucial moments. Still a clean sheet and 3 points and goals for our front three. A game played in the right spirit by both sides and well reffed by Ian Spurling and 6 points from 2 games . Saltash at home next week which could well be a sterner test.
  19. Losty 4 Tregehan Mills 2 A typical feisty local derby that was a game of 2 halves. The Millers dominated the first half and deservedly led 2-0 at the break and looked nailed on for 3 points. Substitute Bayley Phillips inspired a second half comeback and with the boost of a goal we started to show more belief. Further goals followed and in the end i felt we just about deserved it. A cracking game played in the right spirit and a good advert for Duchy football.
  20. Still going Al that's the main thing mate. Hope to see you somewhere soon.
  21. I played there once in the senior cup for St Dennis. It was a battle. Jamie Sweeney played up front, a class act. It was a tough game but a fantastic crack after and when i woke up the following day everything hurt. A real shame, a proper football club.
  22. I was queueing at the post office today and Bleeding Diana Ross bursts in and pushes through the queue. I stopped her and said "You can't hurry Love, you'll just have to wait"!!!!
  23. August tomorrow so this is going to be my final joke after bloody months of trying to make people smile. The famous seventies group 10cc have gone on a vacation tour of Scottish Lakes in the hope that they will come up with some fresh ideas. This suprised me because i thought they would Dread Loch Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry and Adios amigos.
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