Billy Davies

As well as sowing appreciation to our wonderful NHS Staff by clapping at 8pm we could show our support for the army of courier drivers by all clapping at some time between 8am and 6pm!!

I went to see the Doctor last week about having a vasectomy. He told me it was a huge decision and I needed to talk thins trough with my wife and children. I informed we had and the we all voted and we decided in favour 15 to 7, result!!

Japan have now banned the transport of animals within their borders after they discovered some nibbled beds in Tokyo. They think it is a case of futon mouse!!

I have used my time off work wisely and just finished writing my first book. The A to C of being lazy!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes.

My half Spanish nephew is just about to start school and can't even say please. That is poor for four!!

After today's resounding success look out for tomorrows rib tickler when i awake, probably around lunchtime.

Aladin has been banned from The Magic Carpet Grand Prix, he has been found to have used performance enhancing rugs. Stay safe and keep smiling.

Tregehan Mills 2 Losty 4 A full blooded hard working cup tie where we just stayed in front of our depleted hosts. Both teams gave their all and 4 goals by Jonny Harris saw us through though The Millers pushed us right to the end. Great to spend time with Kier and some of our opponents today enjoying some good old football chat. A shout out to the young ref Ash, second time he has reffed us recently and he has been very good both times. Looking forward to our league meetings with The Millers sometime soon.

Lovely to see you there Paul and an accurate account of a typical Duchy game between 2 combative teams on a tricky surface. All in all an enjoyable day.

Paul get yourself down to Lostwithiel our game with St Breward is on. YIPPEE!!!!!!

Thanks Dan for all your good work. The league and all of us who play in it should be eternally grateful for the time and effort you put into an almost impossible job.Good men are scarce.

Losty 3 Saltash 5 We weer 2-0 up and in control when we gave away an unnecessary goal just before Half Time. Missed chances or us and added belief from the ashes soon meant we were 4-2 behind. A late 3rd gave us brief hope before a last second breakaway gave Saltash the victory there desire and determination deserved.

Yes thank you Bruegel we all arrived home safe. I expect the younger ones are still out toasting our success whilst I am stretched out on the sofa with a cuppa and the Missus. Have a good evening.

Hollywell & Cubert 1 Losty 6 Atrocious conditions and 1-1 at Half Time with the hosts the better side. Against the wind in the second half we played much better and eventually ran out 6-1 winners. Both teams and Ref Aidan deserve much credit for playing the game in the right manner and having a common sense approach to difficult conditions and being fully committed but never over zealous. A big thanks to H&C for their hospitality back at their pub and the best of luck for the remainder of the season. Cheers Bill.