cockerkneeboy Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Ok ahead of what is undoubtedly a great day of football on Sunday (If you have sky t.v or go to the pub) I am going to start the banter going a few days early So just for all of you Arsenal fans (I know I’m going to get ripped to shreds here but who gives a ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Mr Boy, thats not very friendly Nevermind i've a good feeling about sunday West Ham January Sale FOR SALE: West Ham TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99 West Ham VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan £9:99 West Ham BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:- "Roeder OUT", "Redknapp OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00 "OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Billy Bonds (Our Hero) attached. - £0.50p each. West Ham JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00 West Ham C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG Dowie". Ideal for the pricks in the Bobby Moore Stand. - £0:75p for life-times supply. (3) West Ham BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with good support but no cups- £14:99 West Ham 'LADIES' TOWELS - The 'Freddie Kanoute' sanitary towel, complete with instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1:00 each KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal. £8:99 LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality publication gives detailed directions to every 'Nationwide' League Ground in the country. A snip at just £25:00 West Ham LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the Premier League, as worn by the players) £0:99p each BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players. These come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Super Sunday my ass. West Ham v Scum. Hammers fighting relegation. Goons chasing the mighty Spurs. Liverpool v Man Utd. Scoucers are shot to pieces,falling apart. And the cheating moaning Mancs. As far as I am concerned,its Super Saturday,and I will be at the Lane to see Spurs continue their assault on the top 4. I tell you one thing,I hardly bother with this forum any more,its going down hill fast,if this is the best threads you can come up with. Where are all the characters,Midfield,Issac,Hutchspur,no one comes on here for days. Gone to the dogs,just look at the last few threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammo 66 Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Super Sunday my ass. West Ham v Scum. Hammers fighting relegation. Goons chasing the mighty Spurs. Liverpool v Man Utd. Scoucers are shot to pieces,falling apart. And the cheating moaning Mancs. As far as I am concerned,its Super Saturday,and I will be at the Lane to see Spurs continue their assault on the top 4. I tell you one thing,I hardly bother with this forum any more,its going down hill fast,if this is the best threads you can come up with. Where are all the characters,Midfield,Issac,Hutchspur,no one comes on here for days. Gone to the dogs,just look at the last few threads. i guess he does not like your post cockerkneeboy. to be honest somerupsetspur i wish you wouldnt bother rather than hardly bother because your posts are only worth looking at when your tired. a bit like spurs really yawn yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerkneeboy Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 I tell you one thing,I hardly bother with this forum any more,its going down hill fast,if this is the best threads you can come up with. Where are all the characters,Midfield,Issac,Hutchspur,no one comes on here for days. Gone to the dogs,just look at the last few threads. somersetspur It is your choice as to weather you come on here or not, Personally it does not bother me one bit if you do or do not and as it is a public forum you have a choice but if you do and do not like what you see why not post something useful then instead of coming on here and slating others The fact you came on here and took time out to read this thread and put up your own post speaks volumes You talk about characters and you missed one person who just happens to be a spuds fan? This is not the best thread by far but it is a little bit of banter between us footie fans (You know the ones with a sense of humour) and who enjoy a little wind up I know many Arsenal fans on this forum and they all love a bit of banter so leave us all to it and go back to whichever flower picking forum you came from Anita you cheeky mare Samo66 like it mate :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midfield Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 I'm actually enjoying this one - Somersetspur getting ripped to shreds! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerkneeboy Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Hmmm something strange going on here Somersetspur who apparently does not come on here to much now because the topics of conversation are bo**ocks has just replied to his own thread Somersetspurs thread after 10 months, The last post on that thread was on December 6th 2008 and was posted by the one and only somersetspur Now a post on October 21st 2009 and also another post on the same thread on October 23rd 2009 coupled with a post on October 22nd 2009 on another thread Now tell me you don’t use this forum much again Talking bo**ocks my ARSEnal :SM_carton: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuvDRed Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Very,Very funny. Somersetspur 'Grow up pal' Don't forget we all had to endure you and Midfield going at it everyday.And when someone said in a thread enoughs enough,You ran off and sulked for months And now your coming back with threads from months ago Midfields still been on here,Just not sending all his attention to you,Argh bless!!! 'PUT YOUR TOYS BACK IN YOUR PRAM' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midfield Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I love this forum! LOL! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerkneeboy Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Midfield I know exactly what you mean mate, You gotta just love the forum What better place to come and share your views and talk about all things football funny or not but of course there are some who do not like it but still come on I will say this much if West Ham do get a miracle (They do happen) and beat the Arsenal on super Sunday (Where is Leroy Rosenior when you need him) (F.A Cup third round January 1989) then I will be loving this forum a hell of a lot more as I have not had much to cheer about lately Oh the joys of being a hammers fan :yahoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Mr Boy, if you lot do win tomorrow i'll buy you a pint :drink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerkneeboy Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Mr Boy, if you lot do win tomorrow i'll buy you a pint Ok folks you heard it hear first, If and that is a big if West Ham beat Arsenal Anita is going to buy me a pint Come on you irons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 and if west ham lose i'm just going to laugh at you :smiley20: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerkneeboy Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Anita, You do that anyway :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kempy Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Super Sunday my ass. West Ham v Scum. Hammers fighting relegation. Goons chasing the mighty Spurs. Liverpool v Man Utd. Scoucers are shot to pieces,falling apart. And the cheating moaning Mancs. As far as I am concerned,its Super Saturday,and I will be at the Lane to see Spurs continue their assault on the top 4. I tell you one thing,I hardly bother with this forum any more,its going down hill fast,if this is the best threads you can come up with. Where are all the characters,Midfield,Issac,Hutchspur,no one comes on here for days. Gone to the dogs,just look at the last few threads. It was a super saturday for Stoke :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 It was a super saturday for Stoke And your point exactly?. .. It was a super saturday for Burnley not too long ago, teams win and teams lose. That's football.. It's only a few weeks ago that Giggs had to come on in the second half to save your mighty lot from dropping points against Stoke. So perhaps a little humility wouldn't go amiss?. The fact is that the oh so mighty Man Utd are a massive THREE points above crappy little Spurs, and today could go SIX points above them. You must be extremely happy to be absolutely battering such a crappy and insignificant little outfit like Tottenham Hotspur FC?. .. Just ask supporters of Liverpool, Fulham, Everton etc if they would rather be where they are in the league, or where Spurs are at the moment. Afterall, they all finished above us last season and are therefore surely superior?. It's looking like it could be a GREAT season this season because it seems that everybody is capable of winning on their day. Stoke could quite easily beat many other teams of similar or better standard (especially if officials continue to turn a blind eye to nailed on penalty decisions ). I say that we should just sit back and enjoy the ride because apart from Chelski and Manure making the top 2 positions their own, I think EVERY other position is up for grabs this season.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kempy Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 It was a super saturday for Stoke And your point exactly?. .. It was a super saturday for Burnley not too long ago, teams win and teams lose. That's football.. It's only a few weeks ago that Giggs had to come on in the second half to save your mighty lot from dropping points against Stoke. So perhaps a little humility wouldn't go amiss?. The fact is that the oh so mighty Man Utd are a massive THREE points above crappy little Spurs, and today could go SIX points above them. You must be extremely happy to be absolutely battering such a crappy and insignificant little outfit like Tottenham Hotspur FC?. .. Just ask supporters of Liverpool, Fulham, Everton etc if they would rather be where they are in the league, or where Spurs are at the moment. Afterall, they all finished above us last season and are therefore surely superior?. It's looking like it could be a GREAT season this season because it seems that everybody is capable of winning on their day. Stoke could quite easily beat many other teams of similar or better standard (especially if officials continue to turn a blind eye to nailed on penalty decisions ). I say that we should just sit back and enjoy the ride because apart from Chelski and Manure making the top 2 positions their own, I think EVERY other position is up for grabs this season.. Burnley was a midweek game!! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Burnley was a midweek game!! You know what Kempy?. I thought that as soon as I posted my response , but didn't want to edit it, and I think I kind of got my point across?. Like I said, could be a great season. Stoke beat Spurs, Burnley beat United, Wigan beat Chelsea, EVERYBODY has beaten Liverpool... Could this be the most open season ever?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kempy Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Oh dear!! well my mobile phone has never been so busy!! why is it when we win nobody tx's me!! :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerrard8 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 kempy go and find olly harper and have a good cry m8. :clapper: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legend15 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 if you are last man and you foul somebody going on goal with the ball isnt it a straight red card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kempy Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 kempy go and find olly harper and have a good cry m8. I will wait until may!! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 if you are last man and you foul somebody going on goal with the ball isnt it a straight red card not when its on Owen, cos he's a has been little Judas Welsh *****!!! haha but yeah, at the time I didn't think it was a sending off, but from the above angle then Carra could easily have gone, ah well!! ngog, ngog, ngog, ngog, ngog, he tucks his c0ck into his sock, ngog, ngog, ngog, ngog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerkneeboy Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Anita looks like your money is safe Hmmm how very strange A one and a six came on here giving it large 1 - 0 then 2 - 0 but all of a sudden his posts have vanished? That will teach you to come on here and give it large before the final whistle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kempy Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Where are the posts gone from here when Arsenal were winning? they have deleted it!! shame you only sing when you are winning!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerkneeboy Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Where are the posts gone from here when Arsenal were winning? they have deleted it!! shame you only sing when you are winning!! I was wondering exactly the same thing Kempy????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A one and a six just made himself look a complete **** but not to worry i shall remind him when i see him next :clapper: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Anita looks like your money is safe Yeah knew it would be oh ok so i was a little worried because of the amount of points you've had off of us in the last few seasons and i'm only slow at replying because i've just got in from a day of football :smiley20: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerkneeboy Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Anita looks like your money is safe Yeah knew it would be oh ok so i was a little worried because of the amount of points you've had off of us in the last few seasons and i'm only slow at replying because i've just got in from a day of football Nothing to do with the fact you have no doubt had a few sherberts this afternoon then I know i did after that result, Mind you like you said we dont do that badly against your boys :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A One And A Six Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Haha, il bet you will remind me Cockerkneeboy, i was hoping that nobody noticed!!! I wont be doing that again, next Super Sunday il make sure im well away from the laptop! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Nothing to do with the fact you have no doubt had a few sherberts this afternoon then I know i did after that result, Mind you like you said we dont do that badly against your boys not touched a drop all day been drinking squash, even when i popped into the mexican on way home i only had a coke :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerkneeboy Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 A One And A Six Oh yes fella i shall make sure you are reminded dont you worry Anita You did not touch a drop WoW im so proud of you ha ha :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangle Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Well, what I reckon is..... Well done Liverpool. A bit of grit and determination pulled them through. Man U are the "better team", but Liverpool can beat anybody on their day. Carragher should have been sent off. But what the heck, swings and round-a-bouts. Probably wouldn't have mattered anyway. The best statistic is the 2nd goal...90+6! Ha Ha. Best picture, Reina the first layer to jump on Ngog! Well done Fulham. Putting together a decent set of results. Haven't lost since the home defeat to Arsenal on 26 September. Thank god we got that result, their getting tough to beat. Man City are just not quite there yet. Well done Bolton. Everton will come good, but to their credit, Bolton were matching them for effort and chances. Well done West Ham. Arsenal failing to convert the half chances they created in the first half, came unstuck in the second half by commitment and effort (and a bad free-kick decision). West Ham have been playing decent football lately, and I'm sure they'll become tougher to play against, perhaps as a result of this encounter. And...... Well done Stoke, great result, against the balance of play. One look at the foul-count shows you what Stoke are like against "better class" opposition. Rough 'em up. I am surprised Spurs didn't muster a goal, but defending, they are always susceptible to leaking a goal!! I know that last one was Saturday, but so what.......HA HA HA. Am I finally going to be able to delete my "signature" next weekend, or simply add another statistic to it?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah reckon so Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Ngog goal was 90 + 6 and no one has complained, could you imagine the outcry if United had equalised in the 96th minute there would be carnage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 you wouldn't have scored if you were still there now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kempy Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 you wouldn't have scored if you were still there now!! When was the last time Liverpool won the championship? or was it the 1st division? :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 as I've said Kempy!! football started before the premier league inception in 1993 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 football started before the premier league inception in 1993 Not for Man U it didn't i'm sorry i couldn't help myself :drink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerkneeboy Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 football started before the premier league inception in 1993 Not for Man U it didn't i'm sorry i couldn't help myself Anita That is good for you :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 football started before the premier league inception in 1993 Not for Man U it didn't i'm sorry i couldn't help myself Anita That is good for you Oi cheeky I'm always good well ......................... B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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