Guest Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 With the new referees coming through and many experienced referees on here I wondered if the more experienced ones had any unusual incidents in games. Several have had to instruct a home team to remove cow pats from the pitch before a game could start - wouldn't happen today of course but like with Dange'rous giving hypothetical examples maybe some real life things could also be added Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruegel the Elder Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Hey, FOUL Wiillow, what's hypothetical about Dange'rous's man-bun. You see them every week in the league. I believe they're going to be mandatory for some teams, and haven't you ever kicked a ball at a Referee, that's what they're there for, and what, tell me, is the point of a goal post if you can't swing on it? Do think these things through willow! For the woefully uninitiated please see Non-Cornish Football "You're in charge - #2". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 There are clips on Youtube of referees scoring but I feel I've uploaded too many clips on here for this week. As for the man-bun, there are too many metrosexual footballers (tarts) out there playing on immaculate pitches. Bring back the 1970s and the real footballers playing on boggy pitches when there was no screaming for a foul or trying to get players sent off and if those things did take place, it was in the minority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 I remember a referee a number of years ago refusing to let a game go ahead up at Troon as he couldn't see the lines. We couldn't get access to the line marker. What we found in the changing rooms (they were being painted at the time) was a few tubs of paint and some paintbrushes. So, with a half hour delay to kick off... The whole squad are then on their hands and knees painting the lines on the field!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Had to remove cowpats on many an occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 From the Glebe or Dowstall (or was that before your time?!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, Willow Tree said: From the Glebe or Dowstall (or was that before your time?!) Nope - Ponsanooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Oh wow! I knew Penryn played on various pitches out as far as Perranwell but I didn't think you were that old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Willow Tree said: Oh wow! I knew Penryn played on various pitches out as far as Perranwell but I didn't think you were that old! Sorry to say - 64 now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Older than the club itself! Age is only a number but you are old enough to remember when football was a game and not a business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOUNTAINEER Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I have been told Truro City's goalkeeper does not like the rabbit droppings at Treyew Road.- millions of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruegel the Elder Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 1 minute ago, MOUNTAINEER said: I have been told Truro City's goalkeeper does not like the rabbit droppings at Treyew Road.- millions of em. Must be a bit like the rubber "marbles" that the Grands Prix drivers complain about, play's havoc with their stability! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOUNTAINEER Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Bruegel the Elder said: Must be a bit like the rubber "marbles" that the Grands Prix drivers complain about, play's havoc with their stability! I am told by a member of the volunteer (ground staff) have gone on strike when asked by Ricey to pick them up. If a goalie dives for a ball, misses and says Oh Sh!t, we know what to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 10 hours ago, Bruegel the Elder said: Must be a bit like the rubber "marbles" that the Grands Prix drivers complain about, play's havoc with their stability! Just responding to your post so I climb higher than you in the "weekly posts" race... Not that it is a race, competition etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruegel the Elder Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 'Tis a pleasure to "like" you Mr. Dange'rous, Sir ❤️ You must be on late shift today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 I'm on days at the moment I'd much rather be on earlies and lates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 There you go - one like each - generous to a fault LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruegel the Elder Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 I'd have double liked it if I could Older, just so you could overtake the cheeky little techie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruegel the Elder Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Finished already Dange'rous? What's this, time off for good behaviour (as if)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Crikey. I'm not that committed to do overtime unforced lol. Left a little early to take my little one down to Portreath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruegel the Elder Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 What, another evening off from refereeing? Blokey time with your fellow Men in Black last night, Dange'rous Daddy time tonight, where's your commitment man? You'll be off kicking a ball around with your mates in the NITs next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 That's on Thursday lol Semi Final of the cup vs Four Lanes Reserves I'm on the U18 final at Wendron tomorrow though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruegel the Elder Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Dange'rous said: That's on Thursday lol Semi Final of the cup vs Four Lanes Reserves I'm on the U18 final at Wendron tomorrow though O.K. We'll let you off, you can do tucking in and bedtime stories tonight then (so long as it's not Budgie by the former Duchess of York!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Guess How Much I love you.... It's the sameeeee every night! Blood rabbitts delcaring their love for eachother! Why can't they just say "I love you" and then be done with it? The story would take a lot less timke to read!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruegel the Elder Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Dange'rous said: Guess How Much I love you.... It's the sameeeee every night! Blood rabbitts delcaring their love for eachother! Why can't they just say "I love you" and then be done with it? The story would take a lot less timke to read!! Ahhh bless! I remember it well, that is wellish now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Dange'rous said: Guess How Much I love you.... It's the sameeeee every night! Blood rabbitts delcaring their love for eachother! Why can't they just say "I love you" and then be done with it? The story would take a lot less timke to read!! They're rabbits, they don't say I love you once (!) more like ten to the dozen LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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