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Somersetspur has not disappeared completely he is busy pontificating about it is not morally wrong to owe money to people on the Forum section for the Southern League.

He has not been on this section lately so perhaps you have beaten him Midfield!!!!!

Let's see what happens at Hull City tomorrow evening!

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Three Little Spuds, hanging on the wall,

Three Little Spuds, clinging to the wall,

And if one poleclimbing Spuddie

Should accidentally fall

His two desperate buddies

Will be clawing at the wall.

Two little Spuds, sweating on the wall,

Two little Spuds, spreadeagled on the wall,

And when Redknapp's reputation

Takes another nasty fall

There'll be only poor old Coopsie

Groping for the wall.

One little Spud, clutching for the wall

One Spud down in Gulval, and no one else at all.

And now poor old Coopsie's dummies

Have gone slavering down the wall

There are no more toothless gutless Spuds

Found on here at all ! :D

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Three Little Spuds, hanging on the wall,

Three Little Spuds, clinging to the wall,

And if one poleclimbing Spuddie

Should accidentally fall

His two desperate buddies

Will be clawing at the wall.

Two little Spuds, sweating on the wall,

Two little Spuds, spreadeagled on the wall,

And when Redknapp's reputation

Takes another nasty fall

There'll be only poor old Coopsie

Groping for the wall.

One little Spud, clutching for the wall

One Spud down in. Gulval, and no one else at all.

And now poor old Coopsie's dummies

Have gone slavering down the wall

There are no more toothless gutless Spuds

Found on here at all ! :D

What is it with you people

You mock everything we say

And then when we're all busy

You're sad that we're away

For christ's sake make your mind up

You either want us here or gone

I'm sure when there's nothing left to say

You'll still be waffling on

One of you splurging history

Of which nobody gives a shit

But what else would you possibly expect

From a cheating lino tit.

Oh wow he uses big words

To which no-one can relate

I guess one that's so full of crap

Needs to linguistically defecate

Your words are an example of tedium

They are all you've got in life

So you enjoy them and enjoy your mother

Whilst this real man enjoys his wife

Oh wow he uses big words

To which no-one can relate

I guess one that's so full of crap

Needs to linguistically defecate

Your words are an example of tedium

They are all you've got in life

So you enjoy them and enjoy your mother

Whilst this real man enjoys his wife

I'll now bring in the Gooner

The one who's missing us most

The one who really follows Spurs

They're mentioned in every post

OR maybe it's us men he likes

Me, Peck and Somersetspur

It could just be the way he is

He'd rather play with him, not her

You see you obsessed weirdos

Your infatuation is becoming scary

Perhaps Isaac and the Gooner should get together

It seems Midfield prefers them hairy

So sorry that you miss us

But we have lives to lead

The bills just do not pay themselves

I've a wife and kids to feed

You see, they're what's important

I guess you'll never know

You're both too busy arguing about

Whose turn it is to blow

Isaac did it last night

Midfield the night before

He'd happily do it all again

But burnt his knees upon the floor

Isaac, I too can put you down

Or put you in your place

But the thought of it just sickens me

Cos your place is on Midfield's face

So back off and let me live my life

And all the other Spuds too

We already have everything we need

And that doesn't include you

Now I've said what I think

About each one of you

I hope your paths are clearer

And you now know what to do

Embrace the obvious feelings

The attraction you have for eachother

But Midfield has his work cut out

How does he sneak past Isaac's mother

I'm sure you'll find a solution

Perhaps Isaac can talk her to sleep

And then the world's your oyster

Just the thought of it makes me weep

So you two have fun together

The Goon and the fat garden gnome

For the ONLY trophy in London

Calls White Hart Lane it's home ;):c:

You see, us Spuds have not gone anywhere, we simply don't speak or voice our opinion un-necessarily. Try it someday.

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Sorry, Midfield, no offence, but I prefer a nice goat. Having said that, what sort of dog is it ? It's been a cold old month.

Yes, very good, Coopsie. Bit of editing would do no harm, like Spurs...once you've seen three goalless draws at Wet Tart Lane you've seen'em all, but the best bits are very good indeed. Pity it's so homophobic, but maybe that's the impact of your difficult childhood. Show it to the wife, tell her you love her, never mind the credit crunch, brownie points inevitable !

Enjoy the European Cup tonight,m8. Oh sorry, you're not in it, are you ?

:thumbsup: :D

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Yes, very good, Coopsie. Bit of editing would do no harm,

Enjoy the European Cup tonight,m8. Oh sorry, you're not in it, are you ?

:thumbsup::D

Your first point is fair enough Mr Beer sir, however, you must remember that it is you who is the teacher. I am but a mere pupil seeking guidance and education from those with greater life experience. ;)

As for your second point.. Why can I not enjoy the European Cup?. Just because the team I follow is not in that particular competition, does not mean that I cannot sit down and enjoy it (Obviously I had to watch Man Utd to do that :o ). I actually hope that every English club in every European competition does well and progresses as far as possible. There are obviously certain teams I would prefer didn't win the whole thing, but, if it's a good advert for the English game, I say "bring it on".

My opinions would obviously be somewhat different if my club were to be in Europe's premier competition, but I think we all know that is not likely to happen anytime soon. :(

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Very sensible, Stuart, well done. Don't upset yourself over silly things.Watch television and have a nice cup of tea. :D

I do love a good "cuppa", as long as I make it myself. Everybody else seems to put too much milk in and that totally ruins tea, in my opinion. Tea should be strong and dark in colour and not bastardised or tarnished with sugar, what's the point of buying something as lovely as tea and then altering/ruining the taste with sugar or too much milk :angry2: .

Right, I'm off to make my flask and earn a few quid. Chat soon Mr Beer Sir :c:

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Three Little Spuds, hanging on the wall,

Three Little Spuds, clinging to the wall,

And if one poleclimbing Spuddie

Should accidentally fall

His two desperate buddies

Will be clawing at the wall.

Two little Spuds, sweating on the wall,

Two little Spuds, spreadeagled on the wall,

And when Redknapp's reputation

Takes another nasty fall

There'll be only poor old Coopsie

Groping for the wall.

One little Spud, clutching for the wall

One Spud down in. Gulval, and no one else at all.

And now poor old Coopsie's dummies

Have gone slavering down the wall

There are no more toothless gutless Spuds

Found on here at all ! :D

What is it with you people

You mock everything we say

And then when we're all busy

You're sad that we're away

For christ's sake make your mind up

You either want us here or gone

I'm sure when there's nothing left to say

You'll still be waffling on

One of you splurging history

Of which nobody gives a shit

But what else would you possibly expect

From a cheating lino tit.

Oh wow he uses big words

To which no-one can relate

I guess one that's so full of crap

Needs to linguistically defecate

Your words are an example of tedium

They are all you've got in life

So you enjoy them and enjoy your mother

Whilst this real man enjoys his wife

Oh wow he uses big words

To which no-one can relate

I guess one that's so full of crap

Needs to linguistically defecate

Your words are an example of tedium

They are all you've got in life

So you enjoy them and enjoy your mother

Whilst this real man enjoys his wife

I'll now bring in the Gooner

The one who's missing us most

The one who really follows Spurs

They're mentioned in every post

OR maybe it's us men he likes

Me, Peck and Somersetspur

It could just be the way he is

He'd rather play with him, not her

You see you obsessed weirdos

Your infatuation is becoming scary

Perhaps Isaac and the Gooner should get together

It seems Midfield prefers them hairy

So sorry that you miss us

But we have lives to lead

The bills just do not pay themselves

I've a wife and kids to feed

You see, they're what's important

I guess you'll never know

You're both too busy arguing about

Whose turn it is to blow

Isaac did it last night

Midfield the night before

He'd happily do it all again

But burnt his knees upon the floor

Isaac, I too can put you down

Or put you in your place

But the thought of it just sickens me

Cos your place is on Midfield's face

So back off and let me live my life

And all the other Spuds too

We already have everything we need

And that doesn't include you

Now I've said what I think

About each one of you

I hope your paths are clearer

And you now know what to do

Embrace the obvious feelings

The attraction you have for eachother

But Midfield has his work cut out

How does he sneak past Isaac's mother

I'm sure you'll find a solution

Perhaps Isaac can talk her to sleep

And then the world's your oyster

Just the thought of it makes me weep

So you two have fun together

The Goon and the fat garden gnome

For the ONLY trophy in London

Calls White Hart Lane it's home ;):c:

You see, us Spuds have not gone anywhere, we simply don't speak or voice our opinion un-necessarily. Try it someday.

if i play against you ever again i will be buying you a pint

Oh very good Coopsie - even I'll admit that one!

But Isaac isn't my type. Is he that fat? I've never met him!

:lol::lol::lol:

and yes he is ...... he is what is commonly known as a 'huge bitch' :yahoo::thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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