midfield Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 What has happened to our vocal Spuds? Have they spat the dummy and decided not to post anymore? Coopsie, Peck1961 and Somersetspur - where are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Peppermint Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Somersetspur has not disappeared completely he is busy pontificating about it is not morally wrong to owe money to people on the Forum section for the Southern League. He has not been on this section lately so perhaps you have beaten him Midfield!!!!! Let's see what happens at Hull City tomorrow evening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Three Little Spuds, hanging on the wall, Three Little Spuds, clinging to the wall, And if one poleclimbing Spuddie Should accidentally fall His two desperate buddies Will be clawing at the wall. Two little Spuds, sweating on the wall, Two little Spuds, spreadeagled on the wall, And when Redknapp's reputation Takes another nasty fall There'll be only poor old Coopsie Groping for the wall. One little Spud, clutching for the wall One Spud down in Gulval, and no one else at all. And now poor old Coopsie's dummies Have gone slavering down the wall There are no more toothless gutless Spuds Found on here at all ! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midfield Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 LOL! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Three Little Spuds, hanging on the wall, Three Little Spuds, clinging to the wall, And if one poleclimbing Spuddie Should accidentally fall His two desperate buddies Will be clawing at the wall. Two little Spuds, sweating on the wall, Two little Spuds, spreadeagled on the wall, And when Redknapp's reputation Takes another nasty fall There'll be only poor old Coopsie Groping for the wall. One little Spud, clutching for the wall One Spud down in. Gulval, and no one else at all. And now poor old Coopsie's dummies Have gone slavering down the wall There are no more toothless gutless Spuds Found on here at all ! What is it with you people You mock everything we say And then when we're all busy You're sad that we're away For christ's sake make your mind up You either want us here or gone I'm sure when there's nothing left to say You'll still be waffling on One of you splurging history Of which nobody gives a shit But what else would you possibly expect From a cheating lino tit. Oh wow he uses big words To which no-one can relate I guess one that's so full of crap Needs to linguistically defecate Your words are an example of tedium They are all you've got in life So you enjoy them and enjoy your mother Whilst this real man enjoys his wife Oh wow he uses big words To which no-one can relate I guess one that's so full of crap Needs to linguistically defecate Your words are an example of tedium They are all you've got in life So you enjoy them and enjoy your mother Whilst this real man enjoys his wife I'll now bring in the Gooner The one who's missing us most The one who really follows Spurs They're mentioned in every post OR maybe it's us men he likes Me, Peck and Somersetspur It could just be the way he is He'd rather play with him, not her You see you obsessed weirdos Your infatuation is becoming scary Perhaps Isaac and the Gooner should get together It seems Midfield prefers them hairy So sorry that you miss us But we have lives to lead The bills just do not pay themselves I've a wife and kids to feed You see, they're what's important I guess you'll never know You're both too busy arguing about Whose turn it is to blow Isaac did it last night Midfield the night before He'd happily do it all again But burnt his knees upon the floor Isaac, I too can put you down Or put you in your place But the thought of it just sickens me Cos your place is on Midfield's face So back off and let me live my life And all the other Spuds too We already have everything we need And that doesn't include you Now I've said what I think About each one of you I hope your paths are clearer And you now know what to do Embrace the obvious feelings The attraction you have for eachother But Midfield has his work cut out How does he sneak past Isaac's mother I'm sure you'll find a solution Perhaps Isaac can talk her to sleep And then the world's your oyster Just the thought of it makes me weep So you two have fun together The Goon and the fat garden gnome For the ONLY trophy in London Calls White Hart Lane it's home You see, us Spuds have not gone anywhere, we simply don't speak or voice our opinion un-necessarily. Try it someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillo10 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Superb Coopsie, superb!!! :smiley20: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano11 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 :clapper: :clapper: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midfield Posted February 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Oh very good Coopsie - even I'll admit that one! But Isaac isn't my type. Is he that fat? I've never met him! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Sorry, Midfield, no offence, but I prefer a nice goat. Having said that, what sort of dog is it ? It's been a cold old month. Yes, very good, Coopsie. Bit of editing would do no harm, like Spurs...once you've seen three goalless draws at Wet Tart Lane you've seen'em all, but the best bits are very good indeed. Pity it's so homophobic, but maybe that's the impact of your difficult childhood. Show it to the wife, tell her you love her, never mind the credit crunch, brownie points inevitable ! Enjoy the European Cup tonight,m8. Oh sorry, you're not in it, are you ? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Yes, very good, Coopsie. Bit of editing would do no harm, Enjoy the European Cup tonight,m8. Oh sorry, you're not in it, are you ? Your first point is fair enough Mr Beer sir, however, you must remember that it is you who is the teacher. I am but a mere pupil seeking guidance and education from those with greater life experience. As for your second point.. Why can I not enjoy the European Cup?. Just because the team I follow is not in that particular competition, does not mean that I cannot sit down and enjoy it (Obviously I had to watch Man Utd to do that ). I actually hope that every English club in every European competition does well and progresses as far as possible. There are obviously certain teams I would prefer didn't win the whole thing, but, if it's a good advert for the English game, I say "bring it on". My opinions would obviously be somewhat different if my club were to be in Europe's premier competition, but I think we all know that is not likely to happen anytime soon. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Very sensible, Stuart, well done. Don't upset yourself over silly things.Watch television and have a nice cup of tea. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Very sensible, Stuart, well done. Don't upset yourself over silly things.Watch television and have a nice cup of tea. I do love a good "cuppa", as long as I make it myself. Everybody else seems to put too much milk in and that totally ruins tea, in my opinion. Tea should be strong and dark in colour and not bastardised or tarnished with sugar, what's the point of buying something as lovely as tea and then altering/ruining the taste with sugar or too much milk . Right, I'm off to make my flask and earn a few quid. Chat soon Mr Beer Sir :c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Three Little Spuds, hanging on the wall, Three Little Spuds, clinging to the wall, And if one poleclimbing Spuddie Should accidentally fall His two desperate buddies Will be clawing at the wall. Two little Spuds, sweating on the wall, Two little Spuds, spreadeagled on the wall, And when Redknapp's reputation Takes another nasty fall There'll be only poor old Coopsie Groping for the wall. One little Spud, clutching for the wall One Spud down in. Gulval, and no one else at all. And now poor old Coopsie's dummies Have gone slavering down the wall There are no more toothless gutless Spuds Found on here at all ! What is it with you people You mock everything we say And then when we're all busy You're sad that we're away For christ's sake make your mind up You either want us here or gone I'm sure when there's nothing left to say You'll still be waffling on One of you splurging history Of which nobody gives a shit But what else would you possibly expect From a cheating lino tit. Oh wow he uses big words To which no-one can relate I guess one that's so full of crap Needs to linguistically defecate Your words are an example of tedium They are all you've got in life So you enjoy them and enjoy your mother Whilst this real man enjoys his wife Oh wow he uses big words To which no-one can relate I guess one that's so full of crap Needs to linguistically defecate Your words are an example of tedium They are all you've got in life So you enjoy them and enjoy your mother Whilst this real man enjoys his wife I'll now bring in the Gooner The one who's missing us most The one who really follows Spurs They're mentioned in every post OR maybe it's us men he likes Me, Peck and Somersetspur It could just be the way he is He'd rather play with him, not her You see you obsessed weirdos Your infatuation is becoming scary Perhaps Isaac and the Gooner should get together It seems Midfield prefers them hairy So sorry that you miss us But we have lives to lead The bills just do not pay themselves I've a wife and kids to feed You see, they're what's important I guess you'll never know You're both too busy arguing about Whose turn it is to blow Isaac did it last night Midfield the night before He'd happily do it all again But burnt his knees upon the floor Isaac, I too can put you down Or put you in your place But the thought of it just sickens me Cos your place is on Midfield's face So back off and let me live my life And all the other Spuds too We already have everything we need And that doesn't include you Now I've said what I think About each one of you I hope your paths are clearer And you now know what to do Embrace the obvious feelings The attraction you have for eachother But Midfield has his work cut out How does he sneak past Isaac's mother I'm sure you'll find a solution Perhaps Isaac can talk her to sleep And then the world's your oyster Just the thought of it makes me weep So you two have fun together The Goon and the fat garden gnome For the ONLY trophy in London Calls White Hart Lane it's home You see, us Spuds have not gone anywhere, we simply don't speak or voice our opinion un-necessarily. Try it someday. if i play against you ever again i will be buying you a pint Oh very good Coopsie - even I'll admit that one! But Isaac isn't my type. Is he that fat? I've never met him! and yes he is ...... he is what is commonly known as a 'huge bitch' :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Judge aka RED OR DEAD Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 My sincere thanks to Coopsie for keeping me out of a thread LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Huge bitch ? I'm quite small and vulnerable and fond of furry animals, actually. My feelings are very hurt. I shall never see the lovely community of Threemilestone with the same benevolence again. Sniff, splutter,sob. :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgerow Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 No comment about defeat, Keane has made a big difference, especially as captain. The closes Spurs will get to europe next season will be Wales when they play Cardiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Villains Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Think this section should be renamed as the Arsenal/Spurs Forum........... :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midfield Posted March 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Think this section should be renamed as the Arsenal/Spurs Forum........... Nah! All the Spuds have cleared off. Can't take the ribbing! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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