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There's a guy called Speedy Gonzales

Who has appeared upon this site

He may be a likeable fella

But my god he talks some shite

I think he thinks he's Rambo

Untouchable and hard as nails

Yet put him on a football pitch

And he dives about and wails

Can anybody stop him

From splurging so much crap

With his weird little wind ups

He's about as funny as a dose of the clap

His humour goes unnoticed

Because it simply isn't there

He likes to spend time in the gym

Because there's mirrors to check his hair

Although I've never met him

So who am I to judge

His posts can be offensive

But we mustn't bear a grudge

I don't think he can help it

Intellectually, something's amiss

I'm not saying that he's stupid

But he probably even struggles to piss

He has a love for swearing

And his spelling is a mess

I bet you when he's home alone

He prances around in mothers dress

So is he mentally challenged

Or do we just not understand

I guess the only love he's had

Is the love of his right hand

So Speedy Gonzales I ask you

Just what you hope to gain

From coming here onto this site

And being such a pain

If you crave attention

Stop being such a fool

Or get your yellow pages

Then search for "special School"

You see my boy, your put downs

Go straight over my head

And I giggle whilst I'm writing this

Because I bet you wet the bed

I love this soccer forum

And most of the people on here

But you son take the biscuit

You're a royal pain in the rear

So now I'll end this poem

With some sound advice for you

Stop acting big and trying to be clever

Oh and please stop talking poo. :SM_carton:

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There's a guy called Speedy Gonzales

Who has appeared upon this site

He may be a likeable fella

But my god he talks some shite

I think he thinks he's Rambo

Untouchable and hard as nails

Yet put him on a football pitch

And he dives about and wails

Can anybody stop him

From splurging so much crap

With his weird little wind ups

He's about as funny as a dose of the clap

His humour goes unnoticed

Because it simply isn't there

He likes to spend time in the gym

Because there's mirrors to check his hair

Although I've never met him

So who am I to judge

His posts can be offensive

But we mustn't bear a grudge

I don't think he can help it

Intellectually, something's amiss

I'm not saying that he's stupid

But he probably even struggles to piss

He has a love for swearing

And his spelling is a mess

I bet you when he's home alone

He prances around in mothers dress

So is he mentaly challenged

Or do we just not understand

I guess the only love he's had

Is the love of his right hand

So Speedy Gonzales I ask you

Just what you hope to gain

From coming here onto this site

And being such a pain

If you crave attention

Stop being such a fool

Or get your yellow pages

Then search for "special School"

You see my boy, your put downs

Go straight over my head

And I giggle whilst I'm writing this

Because I bet you wet the bed

I love this soccer forum

And most of the people on here

But you son take the biscuit

You're a royal pain in the rear

So now I'll end this poem

With some sound advice for you

Stop acting big and trying to be clever

Oh and please stop talking poo. :SM_carton:

:thumbsup::yahoo:

possibly the funniest thing i have ever read on this forum :thumbsup:

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Your easily pleased tms n09

What's wrong with it Luffy?. If you tell me, I'll make sure I do better if I ever decide to do another in the future?. Sorry mate, was just trying to lighten the mood after the offensive and insulting post's made on other parts of the forum.

Taxi for Coopsie please :(

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Your easily pleased tms n09

What's wrong with it Luffy?. If you tell me, I'll make sure I do better if I ever decide to do another in the future?. Sorry mate, was just trying to lighten the mood after the offensive and insulting post's made on other parts of the forum.

Taxi for Coopsie please :(

Coopsie

Nothing wrong with your poem you are quite a talented writer, my comment was a p**s take out of one of my players.(tmsno9)

If speedy G says he can take it then let us see.

Didn't mean to offend mate.

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Guest Dermot

A player with his skill shouldnt need to dive,he did go over rather easily in the box early on in the game but it was more comical than devious. ;0) :drink:

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Pure Class!

Have you got a little book at home coopsie where it is filled with your poems???

No paps mate, my mrs keeps going on at me to keep a record of every bloody poem I write but to be honest I think they are nothing more than "childish sillyness". I do write about anything and everything, from subjects such as the forum through to things like poverty and war. I reckon I've probably written well over a thousand poems since I was about 5 years old but it's just something I do when I'm bored or in a thoughtful mood.

The best ones I wrote were the eulogies for the funerals of my dad and my best mate. Those kind of occasions are excellent to write for because you don't actually need to do any thinking when writing it out, it all just seems to put its-self on the page. Then when standing infront of everybody in the church reading it out, watching everybody one by one just lose it and end up in floods of tears because of something I've wrote actually filled me with a weird feeling of pride.

I can literally write poems about ANYTHING though and to be honest I don't think it's such a big deal, it's bloody easy.

What a happy post to start a sunday morning eh?? :unsure:

Speedy Gonzales, good on you for taking the poem in the spirit it was intended mate and congrats on your goal. :thumbsup:

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Guest artificiosus

that was clever stuff coopsie .

what you doing tomoro jake you going in to falmouth il pick you up if you want.

coopsie did you have any help from pablo with your poem?

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that was clever stuff coopsie .

coopsie did you have any help from pablo with your poem?

Sorry bud but anybody who knows me will tell you that I am way beyond help in all aspects of life. Everything in my life is of my own doing and that's the way I prefer things to be.

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