Coopsie Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 There's a guy called Speedy Gonzales Who has appeared upon this site He may be a likeable fella But my god he talks some shite I think he thinks he's Rambo Untouchable and hard as nails Yet put him on a football pitch And he dives about and wails Can anybody stop him From splurging so much crap With his weird little wind ups He's about as funny as a dose of the clap His humour goes unnoticed Because it simply isn't there He likes to spend time in the gym Because there's mirrors to check his hair Although I've never met him So who am I to judge His posts can be offensive But we mustn't bear a grudge I don't think he can help it Intellectually, something's amiss I'm not saying that he's stupid But he probably even struggles to piss He has a love for swearing And his spelling is a mess I bet you when he's home alone He prances around in mothers dress So is he mentally challenged Or do we just not understand I guess the only love he's had Is the love of his right hand So Speedy Gonzales I ask you Just what you hope to gain From coming here onto this site And being such a pain If you crave attention Stop being such a fool Or get your yellow pages Then search for "special School" You see my boy, your put downs Go straight over my head And I giggle whilst I'm writing this Because I bet you wet the bed I love this soccer forum And most of the people on here But you son take the biscuit You're a royal pain in the rear So now I'll end this poem With some sound advice for you Stop acting big and trying to be clever Oh and please stop talking poo. :SM_carton: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 There's a guy called Speedy Gonzales Who has appeared upon this site He may be a likeable fella But my god he talks some shite I think he thinks he's Rambo Untouchable and hard as nails Yet put him on a football pitch And he dives about and wails Can anybody stop him From splurging so much crap With his weird little wind ups He's about as funny as a dose of the clap His humour goes unnoticed Because it simply isn't there He likes to spend time in the gym Because there's mirrors to check his hair Although I've never met him So who am I to judge His posts can be offensive But we mustn't bear a grudge I don't think he can help it Intellectually, something's amiss I'm not saying that he's stupid But he probably even struggles to piss He has a love for swearing And his spelling is a mess I bet you when he's home alone He prances around in mothers dress So is he mentaly challenged Or do we just not understand I guess the only love he's had Is the love of his right hand So Speedy Gonzales I ask you Just what you hope to gain From coming here onto this site And being such a pain If you crave attention Stop being such a fool Or get your yellow pages Then search for "special School" You see my boy, your put downs Go straight over my head And I giggle whilst I'm writing this Because I bet you wet the bed I love this soccer forum And most of the people on here But you son take the biscuit You're a royal pain in the rear So now I'll end this poem With some sound advice for you Stop acting big and trying to be clever Oh and please stop talking poo. possibly the funniest thing i have ever read on this forum :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Luffy Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Your easily pleased tms n09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Your easily pleased tms n09 indeed i am that was funny tho o and luffy 6/10 for saturday :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Luffy Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 above average, worked hard got a goal but didn't light up the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ronin Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Coopsie Shakespear strikes again!!! Classic fella :clapper: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Your easily pleased tms n09 What's wrong with it Luffy?. If you tell me, I'll make sure I do better if I ever decide to do another in the future?. Sorry mate, was just trying to lighten the mood after the offensive and insulting post's made on other parts of the forum. Taxi for Coopsie please :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Yet another masterpiece from Coopsie :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Yet another masterpiece from Coopsie Thankyou princess, could have done better but it was late and the baby was in need of a feed. So I just gave it the effort he deserves. Not alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Luffy Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Your easily pleased tms n09 What's wrong with it Luffy?. If you tell me, I'll make sure I do better if I ever decide to do another in the future?. Sorry mate, was just trying to lighten the mood after the offensive and insulting post's made on other parts of the forum. Taxi for Coopsie please Coopsie Nothing wrong with your poem you are quite a talented writer, my comment was a p**s take out of one of my players.(tmsno9) If speedy G says he can take it then let us see. Didn't mean to offend mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paparazzi Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Pure Class! Have you got a little book at home coopsie where it is filled with your poems??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcat Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Speedy just had the last laff at Mullion where he scored the winning goal with a cracking header to put Penryn through. He had one dive, did,nt see it but apparently unconvincing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dermot Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 A player with his skill shouldnt need to dive,he did go over rather easily in the box early on in the game but it was more comical than devious. ;0) :drink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 hehe fair play coops very good poem funny! tho that is the pinnacle of my widing up career on here when someone writes a poem about you. good stuff m8 coops 4 speedy g 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Pure Class! Have you got a little book at home coopsie where it is filled with your poems??? No paps mate, my mrs keeps going on at me to keep a record of every bloody poem I write but to be honest I think they are nothing more than "childish sillyness". I do write about anything and everything, from subjects such as the forum through to things like poverty and war. I reckon I've probably written well over a thousand poems since I was about 5 years old but it's just something I do when I'm bored or in a thoughtful mood. The best ones I wrote were the eulogies for the funerals of my dad and my best mate. Those kind of occasions are excellent to write for because you don't actually need to do any thinking when writing it out, it all just seems to put its-self on the page. Then when standing infront of everybody in the church reading it out, watching everybody one by one just lose it and end up in floods of tears because of something I've wrote actually filled me with a weird feeling of pride. I can literally write poems about ANYTHING though and to be honest I don't think it's such a big deal, it's bloody easy. What a happy post to start a sunday morning eh?? Speedy Gonzales, good on you for taking the poem in the spirit it was intended mate and congrats on your goal. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushy Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano11 Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 PRESIDENT COOPSIE !!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postman pat Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 coopsie a thinking mans footballer :drink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 hehe gud stuff m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest artificiosus Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 that was clever stuff coopsie . what you doing tomoro jake you going in to falmouth il pick you up if you want. coopsie did you have any help from pablo with your poem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 that was clever stuff coopsie . coopsie did you have any help from pablo with your poem? Sorry bud but anybody who knows me will tell you that I am way beyond help in all aspects of life. Everything in my life is of my own doing and that's the way I prefer things to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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