The General Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 There was once a Spurs fan and a Gooner who lived next door to each other. The Spurs fan owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Gooner's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Gooner pick up the egg. The Spurs fan ran up to the Gooner and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Gooner disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Spurs fan said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg." The Gooner agreed to this and so the Spurs Fan found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Gooner and kicked him as hard as he could in the balls. The Gooner fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Gooner stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." The Spurs fan said, "Keep the damn egg! Moral of the story. keep your stats I still wanna be a Yid. Bottom of the league or not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 There was once a Spurs fan and a Gooner who lived next door to each other. The Spurs fan owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Gooner's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Gooner pick up the egg. The Spurs fan ran up to the Gooner and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Gooner disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Spurs fan said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg." The Gooner agreed to this and so the Spurs Fan found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Gooner and kicked him as hard as he could in the balls. The Gooner fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Gooner stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." The Spurs fan said, "Keep the damn egg! Moral of the story. keep your stats I still wanna be a Yid. Bottom of the league or not! HIGH FIVE :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midfield Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 I was in Penzance last week. Nice place. Plenty of people around wearing Arsenal scarves - including me. Didn't see any Spuds ones... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Well ,thats end of all debates there is people wearing gooner scarfs in Penzance. Midfield when I visited Brisbane,Perth,in Australia,Barbados,Antigua,in the Caribean,Malta,Ibiza and so on, I seen loads of people wearing Spurs shirts. Your point is.Gooners are big in Penzance.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midfield Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 I suppose we see what we want to see, don't we? Gooners are big EVERYWHERE! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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