Pat Jennings

[Guest Dermot]

Noticed in the papers last week a picture of a Fireman catching a baby thrown from a burning building.

It reminded of a time when i was working in London in the 70s.Some flats were burning and a lady was holding a baby out of a window screaming,fortunately Pat Jennings the Arsenal,Spurs and N/Ireland Keeper was jogging by and said "throw it down and i will catch it" the lady did but a gust of wind caught it so Pat ran 15 yards to his left made a full length dive knocking the bins over and caught the baby one handed. the gathered crowd were clapping and cheering,unfortunately big Pat bounced the baby twice and booted it half way down the feckin street. ;0) :drink:

[Phil]

A blonde gets a job as a teacher, she notices a boy on the field stood on his own while all the other kids are running around having fun. "You ok" she says "Yes" he says. "You can play with the other kids you know" "its best i stay here" he says "Why" says the blonde The boy answers "Cos i'm the f'***ing goalie!"

:c:

[Guest Frodo]

WENT ROUND TO MY SISTERS YESTERDAY TO SEE HER NEW BABY,SHE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO WIND HIM,I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BIT HARSH SO I JUST GAVE HIM A DEAD LEG. :D

[Guest Dermot]

Just thought it was topical at the minute Paul,got loads more oldies i might post on here? ;0) :SM_carton: