Education, Education, Education

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"Education, education, education" was how Tony Blair set out his priorities for office - as Labour campaigned to put classrooms at the top of the political agenda.

So how much has his 10 years in office achieved for schools, colleges and universities in England?

Well they now learn new Nursery rhymes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

the structure of the wall was incorrect

so he won a grand with Claims Direct.

It's Raining, It's Pouring.

Oh no , it's Global Warming.

Mary had a little lamb

her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her

between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pie man

"What have u got there?"

Said the pie man unto Simon

Pies you clown .

Mary had a little lamb

it ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its ass

and turned its wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

he kissed them too cause he was ######.

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

And planned to do some kissing.

Jack made a pass

and grabbed her ass

Now two of his teeth are missing.

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white and wispy.

Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

And now it's black and crispy.

I don’t want to get into a political row with anyone as it is only a bit of fun, Mind you having watched the news last night I see our (NEW) glorious leader couldn’t be bothered to turn up on time for a rather important signing.

What is this world coming to ? :(