isaac rosenberg Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Media sources inform me that St Justice, late contributor to this column, has parted company with Penzance AFC. The former Ludgvan supremo confessed to feeling out of his depth, even though his charges did their best to re-acclimatise him yesterday by going down 1-0 at lowly Culdrose. "It's the pressure," said Flack yesterday from his luxury decompression chamber on Marazion Marsh, tended by hanmdmaidens in white coats. "When you lose every week, things can only get better. I need a break. Even Australia's not far enough away to stop the St Justers taking the rip out of me on that website !" Roberta Flack, singer of "Killing Me Softly" and deviser of the legendary 2-3-5 WV formation, will be 72 next birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishteddyboy Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Naughty Rodney. He has stepped down as he is emigrating. Don't stir things up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Maybe the next Mousehole manager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil-Miss-Cornwall Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Rodney stop making complete and utter rubbish trying to slander the good name of Penzance AFC. Rob had to step down due to family commitments as he is emigrating abroad. If you are so concerned why not send him a personal PM rather than making up complete cr*p everytime you get a flea in your ear. Stop writing rubbish that doesn't need to involve every bloomin person who reads this forum. Its his own business and we are greatful of his commitment over this season. Thank You Rob! (These are my own personal veiws, not to be assosciated with anyone in official status or penzance club) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Li'l Miss Cornwall, do you really think you are in a position to lecture me on inappropriate use of electronic media ? Glass houses, stones, all that. I expect I'll get some postcards from Australia, then. Lovely. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ronin Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Can we have this totally pointless thread removed then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest probus lad Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 or maybe someone could start a thread saying that isaac rosenberg (mr beer) is a ****. i'm sure lots of people would agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin richards Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 I would just like to say good luck to Rob in whatever he does. He's done a great job at Penzance with a very young side & has developed some very good young lads who have a big future. Well done m8 & good luck in the future. Kev :clapper: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest striker Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 At least you no what your talking about kevin,its about time the good people who run this site sorted ***** rodney out,the guys a ****. :smiley20: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Justice Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Thanks Lil Miss Cornwall and Striker. I had to stand down due to new work commitments that are also the reason I haven't had time to read Rodney's drivel on here. I have really enjoyed my brief spell managing the PZ combo side and leave them looking down on Rodney's beloved St.Just. As for Australia, well its bigoted idiots like Rodney Beer (wouldn’t you hate to think people like him were teaching your children anything) who drive people to making that kind of move! Kevin really enjoyed both games against you this season and good luck for the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 All the best, Flacky. I know you've got plenty of corks to attach to your hat already. The crocodiles of Marazion Marsh will never look quite so savage again. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jim Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Come on! I think Rodney is misunderstood most of the time on this forum. I honestly believe most of what he says is tongue in cheek and no real malice is intended. He just provides an amusing parody to situations and is a little off the wall sometimes. I think the big problem is that most people who read his posts don't understand them, as their vocabulary is not as wide as his, and end up thinking he having a pop at them using his vocabulary to make them feel inferior. Personally, I find find the majority of his postings hilarious. Come on people, lighten up. If you can't laugh at yourselves, then what can you laugh at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHarvey Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 His partner is certainly a corker Isaac! Well done Flacky, and good luck abroad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ronin Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Come on! I think Rodney is misunderstood most of the time on this forum. I honestly believe most of what he says is tongue in cheek and no real malice is intended. He just provides an amusing parody to situations and is a little off the wall sometimes. I think the big problem is that most people who read his posts don't understand them, as their vocabulary is not as wide as his, and end up thinking he having a pop at them using his vocabulary to make them feel inferior. Personally, I find find the majority of his postings hilarious. Come on people, lighten up. If you can't laugh at yourselves, then what can you laugh at? Sorry Jim, I have an extensive vocabulary but after some of the insinuations that Isaac has directed at me I wouldn't p*** on him if he was on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Cheers, Jim. Is this Ronnie woman a bit strange ? First she's spitting cheese and coleslaw, then she's sharing her peculiar penchant for public urination and arson. Her lack of anatomical self-control is very worrying. Too much information ! Given the size of the Ponsmere Valley changing rooms, she could cause havoc with her bucket and sponge in there ! With the Perranporth lads being such an expensive bunch, isn't it risky having such a person handling their assets ? Frightening ! :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ronin Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 See what I mean Jim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 I agree with Jim that he is misunderstood.I put it down to his total inability to write plain English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Trust Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 What I think Isaac meant to say was "WM" formation, not "WV" unless his team were used to having two players sent off every game, in those glorious far-off, black-and-white, nailed-in stud, laced football, hard toe-capped, green goalkeeper's woollen jersey days of 2-3-5 formations. I'm off to Illogan now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Chairman, like Macbeth's Devil-porter, I can swaer in either scale against either scale ! Yes, only two sendings-off a game in those days, Tom. Referees were so much more lenient. Sorry about the postponement at Illogan ! St Just's home games are never postponed, unless one of the heat hazes comes in off the Atlantic, spoiling the beautiful view of the Scilly Isles from the Farm End goal.and meaning thatno-one can see what's happening on the pitch. Not that this is always a disadvantage, of course. With plenty of rain on the pitch, green shirts become almost invisible. I'm thinking of donating a new change strip the colour of mist. Good three points yesterday...Camanuh Tinners ! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Ooh, slap my wrist, it's got a flag in it. :clapper: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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