Guest crosser Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Please accept, with no obligation implied or implicit, my Best Wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the traditions of the religious or secular persuasion of your choice. May this celebration be practiced with respect for the religious or secular traditions of others, even if they choose not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. Furthermore I wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated celebration of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to our society have helped make Britain great (this does not imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country). I do this without regard to your (or my) race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, gender, religious faith, choice of computer platform, sexual preference, or preferred font style. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable, but without alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him self or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first and any warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher). Cheers, Dean. :Santa: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xembla Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 And the same to you . . .? Greeting cards by government committee! Merry Christmas from America, all. :drink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Trust Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Or, as I would say, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlestrop Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Well said,Crosser:Wilkins McCawber couldn,t have expressed it any better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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