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WHY ARE THINGS ALWAYS SPOILED BY MINDLESS A£$3 HOLES?!?!


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Sorry, had to get this off my chest!

I got a call this afternoon from 1 of the lads who was up checking the pitch. After we played on it on saturday, he went up to see how it was faring before the league kicks off this weekend.

When he got there he found that some little "angel" had decided to smash, not only the home changing room window but also the double glazed front door window. They had also had a go at the window next to the main door but failed to break it, instead leaving a nice cracked effect on it!

The target was the half full fridge of beer we had!!!

The way it looks is, they tried to get into the bar through the home changing room, but when they couldn't get through the inner door climbed back out and attempted to go through the window next to the front door. Failing to break this must've pissed them off because they mustered the strength to smash the window in the double glazed front door leaving them a free run to the fridge!

The "funny" thing (I say funny because it's a laugh or cry situation) is that when they went into the changing room they walked past and left 6 footballs (granted not great but still in fairly good nick) and my bag which contained new gloves (and clean boots which weekly I get asked if they're new, just because they are clean and not caked in however many weeks of mud!) which I'd left there after last weekend because I knew we were home this saturday. When they went into the bar they also left a stereo, tv and freeview box!!!

The thing is, is that we can cover the loss of a few cans of beer but it's the cost of repairs. We aren't a rich club and covering running costs for the 2 teams is about all our finance will cover. We will not only have to repair but also look now into solutions to stop the little darlings responsible from doing it again. I very much doubt it will be cheap.

A great start to the club's centenary season!

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Take the booze home and leave a bloody great notice on the door saying that there is no beer inside.

But there again how about a few bear traps spread around or a few snares.

Bloody shame because I know how hard the club has worked on the club house.

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Disappointing to hear I am happy to make a donation if need be, i think the best way though if the club are stuggling to afford it is to either raise money through sponsers for doing things like bike rides etc or maybe the forum members could get together and all donate a small amount each say for example £2 if 500 people did this it would raise £1,000 etc etc

Let us know either way

Good luck for season

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It must be contagious :angry2: We finished the final touches to one of our new dug-outs last Saturday lunchtime & when we opened the club for the Man U/Portsmouth game on Sunday lunchtime we discovered that the inside of the dug-out had been sprayed all over with graffiti. Obviously someone thought it needed a bit of decoration <_< The Police have been "helpful" but reckon it was holidaymakers - who the hell takes a can of spray paint on holiday!!!

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DO YOU RECKON THEY SIT AT HOME AND TEXT EACH OTHER SAYING THINGS LIKE, "BORED AT HOME, FANCY SMASHING SOME S##T UP?" ITS A JOKE. WHAT GOES THROUGH VANDLES HEADS???? IDIOTS :SM_carton:

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I don't know what's wrong with the kids around Polperro. They've broken in again and stolen the sausage rolls for after tomorrows game.

The poor darlings must be starved by their parents!

Why?!?!?!?

Thats taking the p**s. You could try putting up notices in shops and around asking for info, and put on it that the police have been informed. You never know one of them might feel a little bad and grass his mates up :glare:

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That's a brilliant idea!!! :clapper::clapper::thumbsup::thumbsup: Mind you, you'd probably end up getting done for infringing their human rights to break & enter or something stupid like that - remember that farmer who got banged up for shooting some scroat that had burgled him about 20 times??

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