Speedy Gonzales Posted March 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 its only last week that you said you enjoy a bit of banter just trying 2 keep it light lads just thought id stick my rod out and look what happened my bite alarm blew up lol went fishing jus like i do 4 those penalties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 LOVE a bit of banter, HATE cheating. Do you happen to play with Kevin Toy?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 yeh m8 y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 its only last week that you said you enjoy a bit of banter just trying 2 keep it light lads just thought id stick my rod out and look what happened my bite alarm blew up lol went fishing jus like i do 4 those penalties I don't think after saying on here that you dive you'll be getting many more penalties. Not from any ref who reads this site anyway. The only thing you'll be getting is a yellow card and a talking too. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 you can give me a talking to any time anita x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 I could find that comment offensive, + = :SM_carton: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 hehe na like you cause you support my team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ronin Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 its only last week that you said you enjoy a bit of banter just trying 2 keep it light lads just thought id stick my rod out and look what happened my bite alarm blew up lol went fishing jus like i do 4 those penalties There's a diffrence between banter and being an arse Speedy I've said it before and I'll say it again - you're only here to wind people up & cause a row. This post just proves it & now people on here have got the measure of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 all joking aside now,who am i exactly winding up???????ive just said my view on a certain subject i aint the one whos been throwing stones im poking fun at myself more than anything no offence but i think some of you take it all a little bit too serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ronin Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 When it comes to blatantly cheating Speedy I think most of us take it seriously (especially the refs on here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 yeah well thats fair but its all good fun everyone needs cheats and villains dont they???/ would be a bit boring else wouldnt it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metts Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 there is no place in any sport for cheating and diving and the player deserves to be sent off and banned, but was the question about the utd game on sat because i beleive it was a pen and ronnie did not dive he was blocked, but hes made a rod for his own back by in the past going down to easy as did hesky and drogber but they learnt very quickly as ronnie has to. hes a great talent but once ur labled a diver and cheat he will always get things against him its human nature , the ref in my opion was wrong but you can understand why he played on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 m8 that was gbh agree with u on that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 yeh m8 y just figured that anybody that seems to enjoy a wind up as much as you do, must play with Kevin Toy. Do me a favor please. Tell him that Coopsie says hi and I hope he is ok. He is a top fella and a funny sod aswell. He could give you plenty of lessons in the art of winding up, he is a true master of it. For some reason he doesn't appreciate standing between the sticks and getting beaten from 35 yards out?. Our teams had a match against eachother one day a few years back and him and me were giving eachother so much grief that the ref wanted to send us both off or abandon the game. I'm not joking when I say that I think the ref was close to crying. We were only bloody arguing and winding eachother up, you know, calling eachother rubbish etc and the ref was going mental at us. Kev kept telling me how useless I was and then 10 minutes later I planted one past him from 35 yards and it went nicely into the top corner. Since that day we've had some great banter and he always made me laugh because he says I "would argue with a corner flag". He has a point. He will definately put you right about diving though Speedy. Kev has alot of respect within the Cornish footballing community and I really can't believe he would like to be associated with any kind of cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano11 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Just for your information Kev Toyer now known as Spitshine mainly due to lack of hair in his old age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 I think he's always had a "lack of hair" hasn't he mate?. God he cracks me up though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helston Patriot Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Atleast alot of refs have seen this post and know what your like. so i think the jokes on you now!!! Lets see how many pens you get now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 i thought you would come out of the woodwork hp well ive had a few this year but i think i won 13 one season for athletic a few seasons back me and i am the best have got a bet on to see who can win the most pens in the penalty area ..like me he is bambi on ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano11 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Jakie i am too old now cant even run never mind dive plus i am now out for season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Matthews Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Don't know who you are Speedy, but there was a great piece in one of Saturday's papers regarding football quotes, one sums you up pretty well. "If brains were chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to make a smartie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike C Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Tommy that is priceless! Ha Ha Ha. I think Speedy gives Kevin Keegan a run for his money with quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 urban s!!!!or should i say jason bourne how you doing m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano11 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 just from looking at people logged in young jake you suddenly logged out in came urban spaceman wrote a message then you logged bk in , funny that jakie you have been caught Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 just from looking at people logged in young jake you suddenly logged out in came urban spaceman wrote a message then you logged bk in , funny that jakie you have been caught And it's all gone quiet over there. :yahoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest artificiosus Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 haha mike you love it good stuff jim its like fishing 4 gobies m8 hahah these fish are hungry i caught a gobie fish once. if any people have been sent off due to jake diving would they be able to print this page with the quates of jake admiting to cheat to win penaltys and get there money back in fines they would occur from ccfa. then ccfa could foot the bill to jake. i bet hes scared to fall in the box this weekend jus incase a ref sends him off 4 diving then there would be 35days in the post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano11 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 vERY GUD POINT MR G !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grandson of Jimbo Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 What team does `Speedy` play for? would like to know,an see if his team are awarded any penalties from now on. :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest artificiosus Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 speedy plays for falmouth athletic falmouth helston league div 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falmouth Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 i agree that diving is cheating but before you hang someone is not appealling for a throwing corner free kick etc etc when you know for a fact that it was not your ball.how many of you can honestly say you never appealed for a decision knowing it was not your ball.surely this is cheating as well? :SM_carton: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hoff Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 but that doesn't get your opponent carded?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes1 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 I THINK WE HAVE DRAINED THID TILL ITS ALMOST DRY GUYS, IF YOU CHEAT YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY THE GAME AS IT IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED.... SO LETS HOPE THAT THE CHEATS GET THEIR CUMUPANCE :SM_carton AND THE PLAYERS WIN BY PLAYING FAIR AND THE GAME IS NOT SPOILT... PLAY FAIR AND WIN OR LOSE, ENJOY IT.. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 falmouth couldnt agree with you more it not so much diving,more goin over their leg and no deano i aint the urban spaceman and you know it! and coopsie you did strike me as quite a clever bloke but not so sure now after beleiving deano! 2 b fair he probably da smartest one on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 falmouth couldnt agree with you more it not so much diving,more goin over their leg and no deano i aint the urban spaceman and you know it! and coopsie you did strike me as quite a clever bloke but not so sure now after beleiving deano! 2 b fair he probably da smartest one on here Me, clever???. Not so sure about that Speedie boy and when did I say I believed Deano??. I simply said "it's all gone quiet over there".. Are you saying iamthebest is the smartest one on here?. He'll be your friend forever I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 yeh he probably is to be fair no you didnt say it you implied it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spenny Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Speedy most of us have been around long enough to know the players who are likely to take a tumble when you breath near them, like yourself and tariq (holmans) and know better than to play into your hands in and around the area. Trouble is it still winds you up during the game however much we like you after the game. I guess all defenders would call it cheating, midfielders a bit split and some forwards would be all for it. Apart from you speedy, lets have some nominations for other divers for the refs reading this can watch out for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 dean stevens,alan thomas,roy nancholas ur lad mikey elliot gets snipered quite often 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano11 Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 ALAN THOMAS but pure pressure from fans gets his penalty they shud be banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcat Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 I,m totally in agreement with you Speedy. Like it or not Diving is a big part of Football, after reading all the posts I cant see why everyone is up in the air with you mate. Most games have a few dives in, and how many did you see in the european ties the other night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 I,m totally in agreement with you Speedy. Like it or not Diving is a big part of Football, after reading all the posts I cant see why everyone is up in the air with you mate. Most games have a few dives in, and how many did you see in the european ties the other night? Oh my god, I can't believe that a goalkeeper is saying that diving or cheating as I prefer to call it, is ok? You must be one braindead tool Topcat. Seeing as you're the last line of defence and the one who has to take the ball out of the net when the penalty that was won by the diving, cheating ba@#ard is slammed past you, I thought you'd have more sense than to condone diving. You people make me sick and should be banned from playing the beautiful game. Join a bloody swimming team or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcat Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 C,mon coopsie you put in your profile that you love scoring great goals would,nt you like to slam one past me from the spot? You like scoring, some people like diving it,s all part of our great game! would,nt you like just a little dive now and again? like it or not diving goes on in every game mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 C,mon coopsie you put in your profile that you love scoring great goals would,nt you like to slam one past me from the spot? You like scoring, some people like diving it,s all part of our great game! would,nt you like just a little dive now and again? like it or not diving goes on in every game mate. I got married because I enjoy diving TC . I score great goals from great distances, scoring from 12 yards with just a keeper to beat is nothing to shout about and there is absolutely NO WAY you would see me diving on the pitch. How can you possibly say it's part of our great game?. I'd like to see somebody dive or cheat if it was the likes of Johnny Webster tackling them. He'd make sure they never got up again and rightly so. All that it does is takes the beauty out of a wonderful game and just like drug taking athletes, diver's should be banned indefinately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 so divings a no no coops but johnny webster is ok 2 outright injure someone??????i think a bit of diving is not as bad as purposely hurting some1 speedy1 cooper0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 so divings a no no coops but johnny webster is ok 2 outright injure someone??????i think a bit of diving is not as bad as purposely hurting some1 speedy1 cooper0 Speedy 1- Cooper 0??. At NO stage have I said that Johnny Webster would "purposely" hurt someone. Johnny is a VERY hard man who plays a VERY hard game BUT a very fair one. He'll take it as much as he'll give it. I was just pointing out that IF somebody took a dive when he didn't make contact with them, they wouldn't be the cleverest of people. He may not do anything about it on the pitch but I reckon he'd enjoy a quiet word in their ear after the game. Oh, Johnny Webster - If you ever get to meet or play against him, PLEASE, for your own sake show him a bit of respect because he deserves it. Oh, and he'd eat you for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 I'd like to see somebody dive or cheat if it was the likes of Johnny Webster tackling them. He'd make sure they never got up again and rightly so???????? k buddy look not everyone cares or believes people bout aparant reputations,its people like u who build who blow them out of proportion and they always arent as bad as people make out plus people aint gettin ne older n despite what u think or want 2 hear u cant beat youth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 I'd like to see somebody dive or cheat if it was the likes of Johnny Webster tackling them. He'd make sure they never got up again and rightly so???????? k buddy look not everyone cares or believes people bout aparant reputations,its people like u who build who blow them out of proportion and they always arent as bad as people make out plus people aint gettin ne older n despite what u think or want 2 hear u cant beat youth I'm not trying to big anybody up mate and I certainly don't need to blow up any reputation when it comes to Johnny Webster. He has a reputation as a hard man/player because he is exactly that. As for "you can't beat youth". OH YES HE CAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Johnny Webster ...... If you showed him the same attitude that you appear to show people on here you would do it just to save that face of yours. You play Junior football Speedy, I suggest that you ask Kevin tomorrow who Johnny is, he'll put you straight. OR ask on here whether he is reputation or reality. He's a bloody nice bloke aswell though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Gonzales Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 speedy2 peter ebdon0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 speedy2 peter ebdon0 I'm guessing that your Mathematic abilities are right up there with your spelling abilities Speedy?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 you guess wrong i can spell fine if i like,i just prefer to write in slang as it is quicker. speedy g3 spitshine0 Can't help but feel that the score you continually quote between yourself and me has just become totally irrelevant??. :yahoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willser ! Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 A nice piece of bickering lads ! But lets face it 'diving' is part and parcel of the game and always will be. I actually think it stems down to the referee's decsions ! If an 'honest' player goes through on goal and a defender tries to bring him down but manages to stay on his feet as all 'honest' players should but then gains no advantage, 9 times out of 10 the ref waves play on. On the other hand if the player was to go down under the same challenge i.e. dive, then 9 times out of 10 the ref gives the pen ! ! I believe these decsions sway a players mind to dive or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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