TRELAWNY LEAGUE - Saturday 22 May 2021

[Dave Deacon]

DIVISION 2

Mullion Reserves   10-0   St Buryan

DIVISION 3

Tregony   2-5    New Inn Titans

[Dave James]

Score from Mullion 10 v 0St Buryan 

[Guest]

Division 3

Tregony 2(0)  - (3) 5 New inn titans 

Saturday, the 22nd of May and a long trip from Illogan to Tregony for the last game of new inn Titans season. 
 

With half the squad not knowing where the pitch was only eight of the new inn players turned up at 2:15 assistant manager Leigh Isaacs was running late due to a stop at Pizza Hut for one of the stuffed crust specials. 
 

Now after Tregony had beat new inn at Illogan in the previous fixture a month ago 2-1 new inn thought that they owed Tregony a good game. 

Turning up with just 12 players, Shaun Isaacs nearly had to get kitted up!!!

Lucky for Tregony there wasn’t any Spare kit, as the Boscarn answer to Andre Pirlo, would of been Ducking and diving in the midfield worse than Delboy and Rodney at Margate market!

The game kicks off, New inn were looking like Razor ruddocks siblings with the extra slim, sports aero dynamic kit!

Tregony started the brighter and were on the front foot the first 10 mins or so, but... then New inn started to get the ball down and play a little bit of football down the flanks, creating a few chances, and with some luck and good defending, Tregony managed to keep the ball out of the net. Until a good touch from Arthur “Beale” in the middle of the park for NI, brought the ball down, played a nice 1-2 with Day, on the left flank to then caress the ball into the bottom corner of the Tregony net from 25 yards out, to open the scoring!!!

Then young Fred trudgeon who looked like he had just came back from a festival in Bulgaria hit a volley from 20 yards out, underside of the bar and in, a few minutes later. 
 

A bit of a scrappy 10 mins followed with bother teams giving away silly fouls, but referee Tim reeks who looked like he had just stepped off an Australian beach and forgot to bring his surfboard, for the afternoon, kept things in order very well. 
Tregony had a few shots on goal, but Veryan striker Bobby John’s, and his striking partner didn’t really trouble Isaacs in goal, like they did in the previous fixture. 
Titans grabbed one more goal, just before half time, to make it 3-0, and it made Shaun Issacs team talk a bit more enjoyable, rather than listening to him go on about how he will be making a comeback, cause we’re all useless. #IsaacsOut - screams the dressing room. 
 

Second half kicks off, and Titans start relaxed, and a shot / cross from a Titans player is deflected the opposite way catching the GK flat footed and into the net! 4-0 

Titans are a little too relaxed when Tregony get some momentum and push forward, and with some pressure on the back 4 a ball lands to the wingers feet, 35 yards out, who chips a ball about 30ft up, and Leigh Isaacs who was telling a Tregony supporter how

“what he says goes and if the boys don’t like it, then they know what do”  

and without realising the balls floated over the 6’8 goalkeepers head. 4-1

Shaun is fuming on the sideline and tells Leigh “Don’t lose this Game like you did the dressing room” - fire it up. 

Then, Tregony grab a 2nd when Pete ‘Ginge’ Williams was trying to run off a injury, gets caught down the wing, and a scuffed shot, goes past Isaacs. 4-2

Last 15 things get a bit tasty with a few challenges flying in, a little bit of argy bargy when the Vets striker Catterall screams out - “FIRE IT UPPP!”

And with 8 mins to go, Catterall and Jones tied for the top goal scorer trophy, Johnny goes through only to Unselfishly square the ball, for Catterall to finish, and gain the top goal scorer honour. Catterall proceeds to run off like Aquerooooo when he scored against QPR to win the title in 2012, Unbelievable Jeff. 

5-2 

 

Great game and a real tasty affair, 

man of the match was Freddie Trudgeon! 
 

Well done to Tregony and good luck. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[chesterfield]

On 23/05/2021 at 11:41, Asterix said:

Division 3

Tregony 2(0)  - (3) 5 New inn titans 

Saturday, the 22nd of May and a long trip from Illogan to Tregony for the last game of new inn Titans season. 
 

With half the squad not knowing where the pitch was only eight of the new inn players turned up at 2:15 assistant manager Leigh Isaacs was running late due to a stop at Pizza Hut for one of the stuffed crust specials. 
 

Now after Tregony had beat new inn at Illogan in the previous fixture a month ago 2-1 new inn thought that they owed Tregony a good game. 

Turning up with just 12 players, Shaun Isaacs nearly had to get kitted up!!!

Lucky for Tregony there wasn’t any Spare kit, as the Boscarn answer to Andre Pirlo, would of been Ducking and diving in the midfield worse than Delboy and Rodney at Margate market!

The game kicks off, New inn were looking like Razor ruddocks siblings with the extra slim, sports aero dynamic kit!

Tregony started the brighter and were on the front foot the first 10 mins or so, but... then New inn started to get the ball down and play a little bit of football down the flanks, creating a few chances, and with some luck and good defending, Tregony managed to keep the ball out of the net. Until a good touch from Arthur “Beale” in the middle of the park for NI, brought the ball down, played a nice 1-2 with Day, on the left flank to then caress the ball into the bottom corner of the Tregony net from 25 yards out, to open the scoring!!!

Then young Fred trudgeon who looked like he had just came back from a festival in Bulgaria hit a volley from 20 yards out, underside of the bar and in, a few minutes later. 
 

A bit of a scrappy 10 mins followed with bother teams giving away silly fouls, but referee Tim reeks who looked like he had just stepped off an Australian beach and forgot to bring his surfboard, for the afternoon, kept things in order very well. 
Tregony had a few shots on goal, but Veryan striker Bobby John’s, and his striking partner didn’t really trouble Isaacs in goal, like they did in the previous fixture. 
Titans grabbed one more goal, just before half time, to make it 3-0, and it made Shaun Issacs team talk a bit more enjoyable, rather than listening to him go on about how he will be making a comeback, cause we’re all useless. #IsaacsOut - screams the dressing room. 
 

Second half kicks off, and Titans start relaxed, and a shot / cross from a Titans player is deflected the opposite way catching the GK flat footed and into the net! 4-0 

Titans are a little too relaxed when Tregony get some momentum and push forward, and with some pressure on the back 4 a ball lands to the wingers feet, 35 yards out, who chips a ball about 30ft up, and Leigh Isaacs who was telling a Tregony supporter how

“what he says goes and if the boys don’t like it, then they know what do”  

and without realising the balls floated over the 6’8 goalkeepers head. 4-1

Shaun is fuming on the sideline and tells Leigh “Don’t lose this Game like you did the dressing room” - fire it up. 

Then, Tregony grab a 2nd when Pete ‘Ginge’ Williams was trying to run off a injury, gets caught down the wing, and a scuffed shot, goes past Isaacs. 4-2

Last 15 things get a bit tasty with a few challenges flying in, a little bit of argy bargy when the Vets striker Catterall screams out - “FIRE IT UPPP!”

And with 8 mins to go, Catterall and Jones tied for the top goal scorer trophy, Johnny goes through only to Unselfishly square the ball, for Catterall to finish, and gain the top goal scorer honour. Catterall proceeds to run off like Aquerooooo when he scored against QPR to win the title in 2012, Unbelievable Jeff. 

5-2 

 

Great game and a real tasty affair, 

man of the match was Freddie Trudgeon! 
 

Well done to Tregony and good luck. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Great write up! Except the bit about the scuffed shot!