fenman Posted October 30, 2023 Report Share Posted October 30, 2023 Just now, fenman said: no entry translated into Cornish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 1 minute ago, fenman said: tell tale signs that you come from Mawgan Porth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 Might not pass the censor with this one Old boy about my age pays £5000 for a face lift , he goes into Par Market and says to a stall keeper " how old do you think I am ?" she replies " 37 ish " He says " no I'm 79 don't I look good ?" He then goes to a newsagents and says to the newsagent " how old do you think I am "? The newsagent says " 40 or 45 " " N o ", he shouts excitedly I'm 79 don't I look good ?" Later he goes into a cafe in St. Austell and says to this 85 year old woman " how old do you think I am ?" she looks at him and ponders then says " can I feel your testicals for a few minutes before making a decision ?" " he says" yes " So she fondles his testicals for a few minutes then says " I'd say you were 79 " , He's stunned and says " how could you be so accurate just by feeling my private parts " She says " I was behind you in the queue in the newsagents " I had a bit of luck yesterday I bought a bottle of Johnny Walker and as I was getting on my bike I thought " this is dodgy if I fall off I'll smash the bottle and cut myself " so after giving it some thought I thought " I'll drink the whole bottle before I get on the bike and put the bottle in the bin then I can't cut myself " I'm glad I did I fell off six times going home . Dave Deacon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 Most bald men own a comb , they obviously can't part with it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 What with Wolves losing again I thought I'd play Vodka roulette with a few friends to ease the pain . Everyone has to drink 2 bottles of Vodka then someone leaves the room and the others have to guess who it was who left . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 INCONTINENTAL AIRWAYSIRWAYS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 Town Fan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 Just a warning , if any of you get an e mail with a link to the Christmas song " feed the world " don't open it , it is the Christmas song " feed the world " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Just now, fenman said: just for St. Darren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 I went to this new restaurant in Norwich I ordered a chicken Napoleon . Wnen the waitress brought it to the table there was just a carcass and some gravy . I said " what's this ?" She replied " it's the Bonypart " . A man with a bad stutter appeared at Truro Crown Court yesterday and pleaded guilty to fraud .Giving him 6 months in prison the judge said that he didn't think he would end his sentence . Dave Deacon and Ian Pethick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Town Fan and Dave Deacon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 A Yorkshireman has a sore bum so he goes to his local supermarket and says to the shop assistant " hey oop love does thee sell arse cream ?" she says " yes we've got magnums , cornettos and choc bars ". Dave Deacon and Buckland Jim 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Our butcher was advertising Tripe for free . I'd never tried any so I ordered some .He gave me a box set of " Love Island " . Dave Deacon and Buckland Jim 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Is there any truth in the story that as from next season the F.A. are introducing a rule that the half time interval is to be extended to 3/4 of an hour to allow younger players to check and update face book on their mobiles ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Pethick Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Pint for £6, or you could go for the 4 Pint Deal and have it for £7. (Taken at Windsor Park, Belfast). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Hopefully this won't lower the standard of humour . A woman goes to the doctors with a young child . She says to the doctors " he's losing a bit of weight " the doctor examines the child and says " he's undernourished , is he bottle fed or breast "? she says " breast fed " . The doctor says " I'll have to examine your breasts " So she bares her breasts " the doctor feels round them , and gently sucks a nipple he says " well there's the problem there's no milk coming through " The woman says " I'm the babies grandmother , I had to bring him in because she's at work today ." Dave Deacon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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