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Guest Bushranger

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To the tune of "oh my darling Clementine" the Manchester United fans sing

Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire

Put the Scousers on the top

Put the city in the middle

And we'll burn the fu#@ing lot..

Lovely little tune that one.

When would they be singing that? Before or after they have had their prawn sandwiches? Old Trafford is as quiet as a morgue at the best of times. :drink:

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Guest Brentford Fan

I can remember a couple of Highbury chants from about a decade ago!

To Emmanuelle Petit

He's blonde,

he's quick,

he takes a corner quick,

Emmanulle, Emmanuelle

The penultimate line is: His name's a porno flick.

In 1999 when Brentford won the third division title, or whatever it was called then, we got promotion with Cambridge and Cardiff and our last home game was against Swansea.

When the game had finished and we had won 4-1 we started singing 'We're going up with the Cardiff' which didn't go down to well with our Welsh friends. :D

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At the end of 1st half in the game between QPR and Burnley on tuesday night,the home fans seeing their side 2-0 up were taunting andy cole(yes the andy cole)with "your not famous anymore".In case you didnt know he came out 2nd half and scored his first hat trick in 7 years,after doing so turning to a section at loftus road and stuck his two fingers up!Even as a QPR fan i have to say good on him.Burnley won 2-4!!!Darn it!!!

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i was at United v Everton a couple of weeks ago when the whole ground erupted into

YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A STOLEN MINIBUS

class

a couple of older ones as well

1)

He's big

He's flash

He's shagging Leslie Ash

Cantona Cantona

due to the rumours on why leeds virtually gave Eric to the reds

2)

We'll drink a drink a drink

to Eric the king the king the king

he's the leader of our football team

he is the great french footballer

that the world has ever seen

3)

I saw me mate the other day

he said that he'd seen the white Pele

so i asked "who is he"

he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney

4)

He plays on the left

he plays on the riiiight

that boy Ronaldo

makes England look shite

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"The Whole Ground"

don't be so daft Macca, OLD Toilet is quieter than Anfield.

Grounds have suffered with atmospher since seats have been introduced, especially behind the goals where noise used to come from individual stands: The Kop, The Stretford End, North Bank, The Shed, The Devonport. Grounds have also suffered with the bowl effect in my opinion therefore making the whole ground as one and not individual stands.

Away days are the best ones now, cos you get away with standing

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  • 4 weeks later...

Yesterday with 80 minutes gone and being 2-0 down, the West Ham supporters were singing (to the tune of Stand up if you hate) "You're shit if it's not 4-0, you're shit if it's not 4-0"..

Oh how they must have laughed on the way home. :D:yahoo:

2weeks ago St Mirren fans were singing to Rangers fans "There's only two Paul Gascoignes".. Now I argued greatly about a post that was put on the forum about Gascoigne's health but I just had to chuckle at the dryness of humour that supporters of football appear to have.

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Yesterday with 80 minutes gone and being 2-0 down, the West Ham supporters were singing (to the tune of Stand up if you hate) "You're shit if it's not 4-0, you're shit if it's not 4-0"..

Oh how they must have laughed on the way home. :D:yahoo:

2weeks ago St Mirren fans were singing to Rangers fans "There's only two Paul Gascoignes".. Now I argued greatly about a post that was put on the forum about Gascoigne's health but I just had to chuckle at the dryness of humour that supporters of football appear to have.

thats so funny like you was not very happy to hear the news about gazza but i did just giggle at that :o

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Guest Blue_Dude-(^_^)

Sung when we were playing against Ipswich in semi-final of league cup

We're all doing the Cardiff dance

Me mother's into tupperware

Me father's pissed his pant's

We're all doing the Cardiff dance..........repeat till fade :D

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do l'ppol just take all of M.U.F.C's chants....pretty much. they have the cheek to say OT is like a morgue....Anfield atmoshpere is shite everytim i go there. they have about 4 songs they just repeat all nite....champs league are ok i guess but thats the same at every ground... c'league games always create a better atmoshpere, as for other chants...there pretty much all poor, all u guys are doin in copyin them from sites....go to games and lean sum yaself

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do l'ppol just take all of M.U.F.C's chants....pretty much. they have the cheek to say OT is like a morgue....Anfield atmoshpere is shite everytim i go there. they have about 4 songs they just repeat all nite....champs league are ok i guess but thats the same at every ground... c'league games always create a better atmoshpere, as for other chants...there pretty much all poor, all u guys are doin in copyin them from sites....go to games and lean sum yaself

daveyb, I think you'll find that the topic was put up for people to say about any funny football chants that they either know OR have heard other supporters singing. You surely noticed that a fair few responses have started with "I was at ?? when I heard".

Now, we'll go to every ground in the country and LEARN SOME OURSELF if you go to every school in the country and LEARN how to atleast spell properly before you come on here and have a go at everybody that has made a comment on a subject that you clearly feel strongly about. OR maybe you just need to slow down your typing a little?.

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do l'ppol just take all of M.U.F.C's chants....pretty much. they have the cheek to say OT is like a morgue....Anfield atmoshpere is shite everytim i go there. they have about 4 songs they just repeat all nite....champs league are ok i guess but thats the same at every ground... c'league games always create a better atmoshpere, as for other chants...there pretty much all poor, all u guys are doin in copyin them from sites....go to games and lean sum yaself

i can assure you i have been to many football matches and heard the chants my self most of them i copy are off my own part of you tube where i go to games and video the crowd singing them post them on you tube or on here

and also what do you mean lppol take all your chants???i dont think so some how mate i have been to tottenham vs liverpool and tottenham vs united and i can assure you there varity of chants are a hole lot better then the very quiet man u fans

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