Guest Bushranger Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Here are some from nuts magazine! Any more anybody? 1. Sung to Norwich Fans to the tune "The Adams Family" Your sister is your mother, Your uncle is your brother, You all F*** one another, The Norwich Family, der der der der du du. 2. Reading Fans sung to the tune "My old mans a dustman" John Majdeski's magic, he wears a magic hat, he drives a great big Bentley, and he's shagging Cilla Black ! 3. Liverpool Fans sung to the tune "He's Here, He's There" He's Big, He's Red He's feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch ! 4. Manchester United Fans sung to the tune "Lord of the dance" Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dog in your own country, it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house ! 5. Tottenham Hotspur fans (last season) to the tune "The Hokey Cokey" You put your Argies in, your Argies out, you get the iceman in, and he wants the gaffer out ! Your selling Reo-Coker and your going down ! That's why we like to shout ! Ohhhhh Wanky Wanky West Ham Ohhhhh Wanky Wanky West Ham 6. Everton Fans to the tune "I am the music man" I am the music man, I come from far away, And I can play (What can you play ?), I play the Pienaar ! Pi-a Pi-a Pienaar Pienaar Pienaar 7. Middlesbrough Fans to the tune "Living on a prayer" Woaaaaaahh, We're halfway there, Woah-oh Ali-adi-ere ! 8. Sheffield Wednesday Fans to the tune "He's Here, He's There" He's Big, He's Scouse, He looks like Mickey Mouse, Franny Jeffers ! Franny Jeffers ! 9. Manchester City Fans to the tune "Volare" Oh Kasper, whoaoh ! Oh Kasper, whoaoh ! He stands between our posts, He's named after a ghost ! 10. Manchester City Fans (again) to the tune "Lord of the dance" Sven, Sven Wherever you may be, Your the pride of Man City, You can shag my wife, On our settee, If we win the cup at Wem-ber-lee ! _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A One And A Six Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 I can remember a couple of Highbury chants from about a decade ago! To Emmanuelle Petit He's blonde, he's quick, he takes a corner quick, Emmanulle, Emmanuelle To Steve Bould Bould-Bould, Stevie-Stevie Bould, he's got no hair, but we dont care, Stevie-Stevie Bould! :c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutchspur Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 just a few to add: at a spurs v ipswich game couple years ago, ipswich fans about fini george: Oh finidi, whoaoh ! Oh finidi, whoaoh ! He comes from africa, He drives a big tractor ! Also about Vieira sung by spurs fans..... Viera whoaoh! Viera whoaoh! He went and left the scum Cos campbell grabbed his bum! About martin jol....... Martin jol martin jol martin martin jol hes got no hair but we dont care martin martin jol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 tottenham fans to the arse theres only one arsene wenger theres only one arsene wenger with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile wenger is a fuking peodofile!!! theres only one sol campbell theres only one sol campbell with a packet of sweets and a cheeky grin campbell likes bollucks on his chin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishteddyboy Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Years ago we used to sing this at Brora He's only a poor little Cally His face is all covered in shite He made me feel sick So I hit with a brick And now he don't sing anymore (Cally were Inverness Cally. We were Highlandland League hoolies in the late 60's) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Odgers Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 I remember in the FA Vase when Falmouth were hanging on to grim death at St.HelensTown the home supporters were singing "they are just a bunch of Houdinis, bunch of Houdinis,they re just a bunch of Houdinis" to the song "Guan tan a mera" For the younger generation Houdini was a world famous escape artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 The armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres You'll never walk alone, it said, Torres, Torres We bought the lad from Sunny Spain He'll get the ball, he'll score again Fernando Torres, the liverpool number 9 You're just to good to be true can't take the ball off of you, you've got a heavenly touch you pass like Souness to Rush and when we're drunk in the bars we can't beleive that you're ours you're just to good to be true can't take the ball off of you Oh Steven Gerrard, he f*cking hates Man U Oh Steven Gerrard, he hates the Blue Shite too Oh Steven Gerrard, he's a red through and throughhhoooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 tottenham fans to liverpool fans your a scouser a dirty scouser your only happy on giro day your mums out stealing your dads drug dealing so please dont take my hubcaps away lalalalalalala ooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Wayne Rooney is f*cking fat Gary Neville is such a **** You think you are great but its a fact, you've only won two you've only won two you've only won twoooooo like Nottingham Forest, you've only won two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Spurs fans used to sing to Arsenal fans He's big, he's black He's had a heart attack It's Kanu, It's Kanu. Reading fans used to sing this to Seol Ki-Hyeun He'll shoot, He'll score He'll eat your labrador Seol Ki-Hyeun, Seol Ki-Hyeun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 theres a sol campbell song but thinks its abit to harsh to put on here really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 NOTHING can be too harsh on that JUDAS tms no9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 NOTHING can be too harsh on that JUDAS tms no9. you said it coopsie this sung to sol campbell after he went missing for several weeks whilst playing for arsenal sol sol, where ever you may be not long now till lunacy and we couldnt give a f**k if your hanging from a tree you JUDAS c**t with HIV by the way these are not my views in any way shape or form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Well I must say I am extremely shocked. . How can something so offensive be so funny?. I've no doubt there will be some complaints tms no9 mate BUT don't worry about it. As you said, It isn't your view and all you're doing is keeping in line with the topic. I wish I could have thought of that little poem. Perhaps I will one day in the future. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Oh bitterness, bitterness The only thing the blues possess, I thank the lord that I've been blessed, With none of the blueshite bitterness.... To me this world is a wonderful place, A red and white glow all over my face, I feel so good to be alive, European cups, oh we've got five.... The bitters were living in a land of dreams, "you'll lose if you ever face a decent team" But Juventus, Chelsea and Milan tried, They all got beat so the blueshite cried.... At half time AC thought they had us beat, The blueshite were dancing in the North Wales streets, But Stevie G played like a man possessed, So all they've got now is their bitterness.... They said Milan Baros was offside, They say Steven Gerrard took a dive, They say Jerzy Dudek shouldn't have no pride, But they've got none and we've got FIVE. Oh bitterness, bitterness, The only thing that they possess, If it wasn't for Heysel they would be the best, But they prefer living in bitterness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Well I must say I am extremely shocked. . How can something so offensive be so funny?. I've no doubt there will be some complaints tms no9 mate BUT don't worry about it. As you said, It isn't your view and all you're doing is keeping in line with the topic. I wish I could have thought of that little poem. Perhaps I will one day in the future. im so happy thats the first response i got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Us yids must stick together fella . St Darren, keep them coming mate. Love it. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Coopsie, I got blinking hundreds!! Its great what you hear on away travels To arriva derche (Sp) Roma We're on our way to Roma On the 25th of May All the kopites will be singing Vatican Bells they will be ringing Liverpool fans they will be drinking when we win, the european cup John Arne Riise, John Arne Riise Ran down the wing and scored at the pit and we sang and we danced and we shook the ground thats made of wood John Arne Riise scored against the shit Even Djibril Cisse, even, Djibril Ciise Ran down the wing and scored at the pit and we sang and we danced and we shook the ground thats made of wood even Djibril Cisse scored against the shit Dirk Kuyt, as good as he maybe he hit every branch on the ugly tree Robbie Fowler, Crouch and Craig Bellamy Dirk Kuyt's good but he's f*cking ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bushranger Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Heard it many times but last night the arsenal fans singing "your getting sacked in the morning"to keegan made me laugh,i hope big sam was laughing too!!!How long b4 they turn on king kev??? Another one from a few years back by west ham fans singing to liverpool fans "we've got de canio you've got our stereos"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Plymoth fans to joe kinnear hes short hes fat hes had an heart attack its joe kinnear its joe kinnear plymouth fans singing to every team past the devon boarder you come down here drink are beer get f*****g plastered you go back home beat your wife you dirty northen bastard spurs fans to wenger every time we play them oi!!! wenger...........leave those kids alon Liverpools fans singing to chelski 10men couldnt lift couldnt lift,couldnt lift frank lampard 10men 9men 8men 7men 6men 5men 4men 3men 2men 1man and a fork lift truck couldnt lift frank lampard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Mourinho said don't worry, Chelsea have nothing to fear but how he went so quiet, when up popped Luis Garcia his shot it had no power, but how he took his goal and now he's taking Rafa, to Istanbullllll Rafael, Rafaellllllll, Rafa in Istanbulllllllllllllllllllllll Benitez said don't worry, just wipe away your tear, cos Stevie G's a red, and a red he'll be for years, you can keep your Jonny Terry, shove your Lampard up your arse cos Carragher's a red, and Stevie's staying ourrrrrrss Did the ball go in? Did the ball stay out? In out, In out The Kop, we had no doubt We all went to Istanbul And Chelsea went out And that's what it's all about! We're The European Champions The European Champions The European Champions And that's what it's all about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 spurs fans used to sing it to man u fans Posh Spice is a slapper, She wears a wonder bra, and when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of Ginola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Whilst at Birmingham in 06, Fa Cup 7-0 to Liverpool Steve Bruce he's got a big fat head he's got a big fat head he's got a big fat head not really a chant but a banner we took to Barcelona last year cue, songs of, CILLA WANTS HER TEETH BACK, CILLA WANTS HER TEETH BACK, LA LA LA LA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 martin keowns got a f*****g monkeys head got a monkeys head got a monkeys head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 The elephant man The elephant maaaaannnnnn oh Jolian Lescott The elephant man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead cat and you think it`s a treat In your Liverpool slums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 I can't really sing any bad songs about Spurs because they've never been our rivals!! Although I did have great fun there a couple of years ago, when the Liverpool Ressies beat Spurs first team in the Carling Cup after pens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 haha i win i dont no why we have so many song against you its probs the best game of the year to watch live because both teams have sush classy songs but yours are all about your history rather then anti tottenham,everton,man u.......etc :c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 In London's fair city, Where the girls are so pretty, I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone, She wheeled her wheelbarrow, Through Streets broad and narrow, Singing… (clap...clap..clapclapclap..clap..clap..clap..clap..clap..clap) ARSENAL! .................................... Now there's a team called the Arsenal, The greatest of them all, And we will always support them, Whether they rise or fall, or fall! So we'll drink, drink, drink together, In praise of the AFC, Drink, drink, drink together, In praise of the AFC. Fulham can stay at the Cottage Southampton can stay at the Dell And as for Tottenham Hotspur They can go to hell, to hell So we'll drink, drink, drink together, In praise of the AFC, Drink, drink, drink together, In praise of the AFC... .......................... If you hate Tottenham Hotspur clap yer hands, If you hate Tottenham clap yer hands, If you hate Tottenham Hotspur, Hate Tottenham Hostspur, Hate Tottenham Hotspur clap yer hands. ................................... Arsenal till I die, I'm Arsenal till I die I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm Arsenal till i die... ................................. We are top of the league, Said we are top of the league, We are top of the league, Said we are top of the league, We are top of the league, Said we are top of the league... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 after tony adams was arrested for drink driving Cheer up Tony Adams Oh what can it mean To a pissed up donkey In a shit football team ¯Snort up Paul Merson Oh what can it mean To a cocaine dealer In a shit football team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Liverpool have many songs and chants that date back to the Shankly days, that still get sung in the pubs before games, the older ones come out on the away trips Fields of Anfield Road is sung to Fields of Athenry and there's a great big long version of Liverbird Upon my Chest. But cos there's no standing at Anfield or other grounds anymore, the singing isn't so much nowadays, and that goes for every ground, unless its a rival game, Ie: Utd, Everton, or a famous Euro night at Anfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 talk for your own team spurs atmosphere is always awsome were arnt allowwed to stand up but if you watch the game you will notice the park lane where i sit is always singing and standing did you see that poll on sky sports news??loudest fans? spurs were second behind suderland liverpool man you pompey were all in the bottom half tottenham fans away at liverpool this season wheres your famous atmosphere wheres your famous wheres your famous wheres your famous atmosphere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Get to the back of the queue with that one, they're all singing that nowadays! All prem grounds are quieter than they used to be. Depends how lenient the stewards are. Sitting and singing just doesn't go. European nights at anfield are awesome cos the whole of the Kop stand. Away fans always sing more than home fans because they generally stand. I think every away game I've been to, we've outsung the home fans I'm sure at the Lane, that its quiet when you're playing the likes of Wigan, Derby. Liverpool hold the record for the loudest crowd in England, Chelsea at home in the Euro Semi Final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 nope against derby it was amazing but thats probs down to the fact we were 4-0 up with in like 13 minutes but yeah your right id say when play wigan its probs alot quiter spurs usally out sing away fans the only game iv been to where we havnt is leeds, who are in my opinion are the loudest fans in the country home and away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ronin Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 I remember in the FA Vase when Falmouth were hanging on to grim death at St.HelensTown the home supporters were singing "they are just a bunch of Houdinis, bunch of Houdinis,they re just a bunch of Houdinis" to the song "Guan tan a mera" For the younger generation Houdini was a world famous escape artist. Was that the 1987 game at St Helens? I've got a programme from that game, typed with a REAL typewriter too! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midfield Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Walsall fans to Bristol City fans many years ago... You can't read and you can't write, But that don't really matter, You come from the West Country, And you can drive a tractor! OoooohAhhhh OoooohAhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 To the tune of "oh my darling Clementine" the Manchester United fans sing Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire Put the Scousers on the top Put the city in the middle And we'll burn the fu#@ing lot.. Lovely little tune that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly have you heard of the North Bank Highbury Shanks said "no, I don't think so" but I've heard of the Annie Road, AGGRO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Darren Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 have a little respect TMS! think of the day, and all that, I know its not you thought of the song, but to post on a day such as today, proves youthful ignorance! :SM_carton: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah reckon so Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Well said St Darren a lot of chants are funny and inventive and are taken with a pinch of salt. today it doesn't matter who you support but to remember all those who were on board in Munich and the 23 that lost their lives. Tms no 9 no need to put that on here today or any other day, the same goes with the chants about heysel and hillsboro they don't have a place on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A One And A Six Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Heres a simple but well known chant sung at Highbury and the Emirates every saturday, which is also the cue for 50,000 Gunners fans to rise to there feet! Stand up, if you hate Tottenham Stand up, if you hate Tottenham The oldies are always the best! :smiley20: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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r_and_l Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 deleted only the mods can do that mate you will just have to live with the fact not everyone like spurs bud :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tms no9 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 well i cant see it on my screen so what i cant see cant hurt me :c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redruth_07 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Less of that Mr Callum Salmon! I'm gonna tell Paul about this on Sunday... And give me a lift next time u drive past me! :angry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A One And A Six Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Sorry mate (about the lift not the Spurs stuff!!!), i just persumed you lived nearby. If i see you again il pick you up!!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Heres a simple but well known chant sung at Highbury and the Emirates every saturday, which is also the cue for 50,000 Gunners fans to rise to there feet! Stand up, if you hate Tottenham Stand up, if you hate Tottenham The oldies are always the best! Come off it fella, the whole world knows that there is NO singing or chanting at the immigrants stadium and there wasn't any at the Highbury Library either. Arse fans are about as active and noisy as Elvis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Heres a simple but well known chant sung at Highbury and the Emirates every saturday, which is also the cue for 50,000 Gunners fans to rise to there feet! Stand up, if you hate Tottenham Stand up, if you hate Tottenham The oldies are always the best! Come off it fella, the whole world knows that there is NO singing or chanting at the immigrants stadium and there wasn't any at the Highbury Library either. Arse fans are about as active and noisy as Elvis. Errrr i'm noisy and very active, can never sit still and always being told to shut it. even worse after a few drinks :drink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r_and_l Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Heres a simple but well known chant sung at Highbury and the Emirates every saturday, which is also the cue for 50,000 Gunners fans to rise to there feet! Stand up, if you hate Tottenham Stand up, if you hate Tottenham The oldies are always the best! Come off it fella, the whole world knows that there is NO singing or chanting at the immigrants stadium and there wasn't any at the Highbury Library either. Arse fans are about as active and noisy as Elvis. Errrr i'm noisy and very active, can never sit still and always being told to shut it. even worse after a few drinks what about when you go to watch the arse anita :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 When i go to watch Arsenal i'm norm really drunk, i know a nice little pub that opens at 9 am so by the time i get to the ground i can't even find my seat let alone sit still:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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