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Here are some from nuts magazine! Any more anybody?

1. Sung to Norwich Fans to the tune "The Adams Family"

Your sister is your mother,

Your uncle is your brother,

You all F*** one another,

The Norwich Family, der der der der du du.

2. Reading Fans sung to the tune "My old mans a dustman"

John Majdeski's magic,

he wears a magic hat,

he drives a great big Bentley,

and he's shagging Cilla Black !

3. Liverpool Fans sung to the tune "He's Here, He's There"

He's Big,

He's Red

He's feet stick out the bed,

Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch !

4. Manchester United Fans sung to the tune "Lord of the dance"

Park, Park wherever you may be,

you eat dog in your own country,

it could be worse,

you could be scouse,

eating rats in your council house !

5. Tottenham Hotspur fans (last season) to the tune "The Hokey Cokey"

You put your Argies in,

your Argies out,

you get the iceman in,

and he wants the gaffer out !

Your selling Reo-Coker and your going down !

That's why we like to shout !

Ohhhhh Wanky Wanky West Ham

Ohhhhh Wanky Wanky West Ham

6. Everton Fans to the tune "I am the music man"

I am the music man,

I come from far away,

And I can play (What can you play ?),

I play the Pienaar !

Pi-a Pi-a Pienaar

Pienaar

Pienaar

7. Middlesbrough Fans to the tune "Living on a prayer"

Woaaaaaahh,

We're halfway there,

Woah-oh

Ali-adi-ere !

8. Sheffield Wednesday Fans to the tune "He's Here, He's There"

He's Big,

He's Scouse,

He looks like Mickey Mouse,

Franny Jeffers !

Franny Jeffers !

9. Manchester City Fans to the tune "Volare"

Oh Kasper, whoaoh !

Oh Kasper, whoaoh !

He stands between our posts,

He's named after a ghost !

10. Manchester City Fans (again) to the tune "Lord of the dance"

Sven, Sven

Wherever you may be,

Your the pride of Man City,

You can shag my wife,

On our settee,

If we win the cup at Wem-ber-lee !

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just a few to add:

at a spurs v ipswich game couple years ago, ipswich fans about fini george:

Oh finidi, whoaoh !

Oh finidi, whoaoh !

He comes from africa,

He drives a big tractor !

Also about Vieira sung by spurs fans.....

Viera whoaoh!

Viera whoaoh!

He went and left the scum

Cos campbell grabbed his bum!

About martin jol.......

Martin jol martin jol

martin martin jol

hes got no hair but we dont care

martin martin jol

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tottenham fans to the arse

theres only one arsene wenger

theres only one arsene wenger

with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile

wenger is a fuking peodofile!!!

theres only one sol campbell

theres only one sol campbell

with a packet of sweets and a cheeky grin

campbell likes bollucks on his chin

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I remember in the FA Vase when Falmouth were hanging on to grim death at St.HelensTown the home supporters were singing "they are just a bunch of Houdinis, bunch of Houdinis,they re just a bunch of Houdinis" to the song "Guan tan a mera"

For the younger generation Houdini was a world famous escape artist.

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The armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres

You'll never walk alone, it said, Torres, Torres

We bought the lad from Sunny Spain

He'll get the ball, he'll score again

Fernando Torres, the liverpool number 9

You're just to good to be true

can't take the ball off of you,

you've got a heavenly touch

you pass like Souness to Rush

and when we're drunk in the bars

we can't beleive that you're ours

you're just to good to be true

can't take the ball off of you

Oh Steven Gerrard, he f*cking hates Man U

Oh Steven Gerrard, he hates the Blue Shite too

Oh Steven Gerrard, he's a red through and throughhhoooo

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NOTHING can be too harsh on that JUDAS tms no9.

you said it coopsie

this sung to sol campbell after he went missing for several weeks whilst playing for arsenal

sol sol, where ever you may be

not long now till lunacy

and we couldnt give a f**k if your hanging from a tree

you JUDAS c**t with HIV

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

by the way these are not my views in any way shape or form

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Well I must say I am extremely shocked. :o . How can something so offensive be so funny?.

I've no doubt there will be some complaints tms no9 mate BUT don't worry about it. As you said, It isn't your view and all you're doing is keeping in line with the topic. I wish I could have thought of that little poem. Perhaps I will one day in the future. :D

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Oh bitterness, bitterness

The only thing the blues possess,

I thank the lord that I've been blessed,

With none of the blueshite bitterness....

To me this world is a wonderful place,

A red and white glow all over my face,

I feel so good to be alive,

European cups, oh we've got five....

The bitters were living in a land of dreams,

"you'll lose if you ever face a decent team"

But Juventus, Chelsea and Milan tried,

They all got beat so the blueshite cried....

At half time AC thought they had us beat,

The blueshite were dancing in the North Wales streets,

But Stevie G played like a man possessed,

So all they've got now is their bitterness....

They said Milan Baros was offside,

They say Steven Gerrard took a dive,

They say Jerzy Dudek shouldn't have no pride,

But they've got none and we've got FIVE.

Oh bitterness, bitterness,

The only thing that they possess,

If it wasn't for Heysel they would be the best,

But they prefer living in bitterness.

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Well I must say I am extremely shocked. :o . How can something so offensive be so funny?.

I've no doubt there will be some complaints tms no9 mate BUT don't worry about it. As you said, It isn't your view and all you're doing is keeping in line with the topic. I wish I could have thought of that little poem. Perhaps I will one day in the future. :D

:clapper:

im so happy thats the first response i got

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Coopsie, I got blinking hundreds!!

Its great what you hear on away travels

To arriva derche (Sp) Roma

We're on our way to Roma

On the 25th of May

All the kopites will be singing

Vatican Bells they will be ringing

Liverpool fans they will be drinking

when we win, the european cup

John Arne Riise, John Arne Riise

Ran down the wing and scored at the pit

and we sang and we danced

and we shook the ground thats made of wood

John Arne Riise scored against the shit

Even Djibril Cisse, even, Djibril Ciise

Ran down the wing and scored at the pit

and we sang and we danced

and we shook the ground thats made of wood

even Djibril Cisse scored against the shit

Dirk Kuyt, as good as he maybe

he hit every branch on the ugly tree

Robbie Fowler, Crouch and Craig Bellamy

Dirk Kuyt's good but he's f*cking ugly

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Heard it many times but last night the arsenal fans singing "your getting sacked in the morning"to keegan made me laugh,i hope big sam was laughing too!!!How long b4 they turn on king kev???

Another one from a few years back by west ham fans singing to liverpool fans "we've got de canio you've got our stereos".....

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Plymoth fans to joe kinnear

hes short

hes fat

hes had an heart attack

its joe kinnear

its joe kinnear

plymouth fans singing to every team past the devon boarder

you come down here drink are beer get f*****g plastered

you go back home beat your wife you dirty northen bastard

spurs fans to wenger every time we play them

oi!!!

wenger...........leave those kids alon

Liverpools fans singing to chelski

10men couldnt lift couldnt lift,couldnt lift frank lampard

10men

9men

8men

7men

6men

5men

4men

3men

2men

1man

and a fork lift truck couldnt lift frank lampard

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Mourinho said don't worry, Chelsea have nothing to fear

but how he went so quiet, when up popped Luis Garcia

his shot it had no power, but how he took his goal

and now he's taking Rafa, to Istanbullllll

Rafael, Rafaellllllll, Rafa in Istanbulllllllllllllllllllllll

Benitez said don't worry, just wipe away your tear,

cos Stevie G's a red, and a red he'll be for years,

you can keep your Jonny Terry, shove your Lampard up your arse

cos Carragher's a red, and Stevie's staying ourrrrrrss

Did the ball go in?

Did the ball stay out?

In out, In out

The Kop, we had no doubt

We all went to Istanbul

And Chelsea went out

And that's what it's all about!

We're

The European Champions

The European Champions

The European Champions

And that's what it's all about

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In London's fair city,

Where the girls are so pretty,

I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,

She wheeled her wheelbarrow,

Through Streets broad and narrow,

Singing…

(clap...clap..clapclapclap..clap..clap..clap..clap..clap..clap)

ARSENAL!

....................................

Now there's a team called the Arsenal,

The greatest of them all,

And we will always support them,

Whether they rise or fall, or fall!

So we'll drink, drink, drink together,

In praise of the AFC,

Drink, drink, drink together,

In praise of the AFC.

Fulham can stay at the Cottage

Southampton can stay at the Dell

And as for Tottenham Hotspur

They can go to hell, to hell

So we'll drink, drink, drink together,

In praise of the AFC,

Drink, drink, drink together,

In praise of the AFC...

..........................

If you hate Tottenham Hotspur clap yer hands,

If you hate Tottenham clap yer hands,

If you hate Tottenham Hotspur,

Hate Tottenham Hostspur,

Hate Tottenham Hotspur clap yer hands.

...................................

Arsenal till I die,

I'm Arsenal till I die

I know I am,

I'm sure I am,

I'm Arsenal till i die...

.................................

We are top of the league,

Said we are top of the league,

We are top of the league,

Said we are top of the league,

We are top of the league,

Said we are top of the league...

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Liverpool have many songs and chants that date back to the Shankly days, that still get sung in the pubs before games, the older ones come out on the away trips

Fields of Anfield Road is sung to Fields of Athenry and there's a great big long version of Liverbird Upon my Chest.

But cos there's no standing at Anfield or other grounds anymore, the singing isn't so much nowadays, and that goes for every ground, unless its a rival game, Ie: Utd, Everton, or a famous Euro night at Anfield

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talk for your own team spurs atmosphere is always awsome

were arnt allowwed to stand up but if you watch the game you will notice the park lane where i sit is always singing and standing

did you see that poll on sky sports news??loudest fans?

spurs were second behind suderland

liverpool man you pompey were all in the bottom half :blink:

tottenham fans away at liverpool this season

wheres your famous atmosphere

wheres your famous

wheres your famous

wheres your famous atmosphere

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Get to the back of the queue with that one, they're all singing that nowadays!

All prem grounds are quieter than they used to be. Depends how lenient the stewards are. Sitting and singing just doesn't go. European nights at anfield are awesome cos the whole of the Kop stand. Away fans always sing more than home fans because they generally stand.

I think every away game I've been to, we've outsung the home fans

I'm sure at the Lane, that its quiet when you're playing the likes of Wigan, Derby.

Liverpool hold the record for the loudest crowd in England, Chelsea at home in the Euro Semi Final

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nope against derby it was amazing but thats probs down to the fact we were 4-0 up with in like 13 minutes but yeah your right id say when play wigan its probs alot quiter

spurs usally out sing away fans the only game iv been to where we havnt is leeds, who :c: are in my opinion are the loudest fans in the country home and away

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I remember in the FA Vase when Falmouth were hanging on to grim death at St.HelensTown the home supporters were singing "they are just a bunch of Houdinis, bunch of Houdinis,they re just a bunch of Houdinis" to the song "Guan tan a mera"

For the younger generation Houdini was a world famous escape artist.

Was that the 1987 game at St Helens? I've got a programme from that game, typed with a REAL typewriter too! :D

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Well said St Darren a lot of chants are funny and inventive and are taken with a pinch of salt.

today it doesn't matter who you support but to remember all those who were on board in Munich and the 23 that lost their lives.

Tms no 9

no need to put that on here today or any other day, the same goes with the chants about heysel and hillsboro they don't have a place on this forum.

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Heres a simple but well known chant sung at Highbury and the Emirates every saturday, which is also the cue for 50,000 Gunners fans to rise to there feet!

Stand up, if you hate Tottenham

Stand up, if you hate Tottenham

The oldies are always the best! :smiley20:

Come off it fella, the whole world knows that there is NO singing or chanting at the immigrants stadium and there wasn't any at the Highbury Library either. Arse fans are about as active and noisy as Elvis.

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Heres a simple but well known chant sung at Highbury and the Emirates every saturday, which is also the cue for 50,000 Gunners fans to rise to there feet!

Stand up, if you hate Tottenham

Stand up, if you hate Tottenham

The oldies are always the best! :smiley20:

Come off it fella, the whole world knows that there is NO singing or chanting at the immigrants stadium and there wasn't any at the Highbury Library either. Arse fans are about as active and noisy as Elvis.

Errrr i'm noisy and very active, can never sit still and always being told to shut it. :D even worse after a few drinks :drink:

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Heres a simple but well known chant sung at Highbury and the Emirates every saturday, which is also the cue for 50,000 Gunners fans to rise to there feet!

Stand up, if you hate Tottenham

Stand up, if you hate Tottenham

The oldies are always the best! :smiley20:

Come off it fella, the whole world knows that there is NO singing or chanting at the immigrants stadium and there wasn't any at the Highbury Library either. Arse fans are about as active and noisy as Elvis.

Errrr i'm noisy and very active, can never sit still and always being told to shut it. :D even worse after a few drinks :drink:

what about when you go to watch the arse anita :P :thumbsup:

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