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Royal Par to be investigated


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Royal Par are to be investigated by the Vets league after not only scoring but actually winning a game. The anomaly was flagged up after the league committee noticed Royal Par scored more goals in one game than they had in the previous 10 seasons. A spokesman for the league noted as sure as Xmas Day falls on December the 25th Royal Par losing is basically a given before later adding you get less presents on Xmas day compared to the Royal Par defence. Whilst we would have originally overlooked the result and even the number of goals scored the fact that manager Cameron Hague made the school boy error of texting the result 3 weeks ago suggested something was amiss. 

 

Royal Par 6 Kernow Wanderers 1

 

Scorers

Lionel Messi 2

George Best 1

John Wark 1

David Holley 79

 

 

 

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