Topcat Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Chelsea have just launched a new aftershave......................................it,s called "The Special One"........By "You Go Boss" :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TruroLad Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 taken off the chris moyles show this morning by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Nope it was taken from another post that was posted Yesterday (i think) :clapper: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishteddyboy Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 A Chelsea supporting family were out shopping and ended up in a sports shop. Little Shaun suddenly puts on a Liverpool shirt and says to his sister 'Look, I'm a Liverpool fan!' His sister slaps him across the face and orders him to show their mum. He wanders over to his mum and says Ma look, 'I'm a Liverpool fan' His mother also slaps him across the face and orders him to show his dad. He finds his dad and say's 'Da', da', I'm a Liverpool fan' His dad looks at him and then he also slaps him across the face. On their way home in the car the family turn to him and say 'Well we hope you've learned something today' To which little Shaun replies 'Yeah, I've only been a Liverpool fan for twenty minutes and I already hate you Chelsea bastards!' Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan." So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?" gary neville walks into old trafford with a bag in his hand security say, gary whats in the bag gary replies a gun security say thank god i thought you'd brought your boots for a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crosser Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Nope it was taken from another post that was posted Yesterday (i think) i knew you liked reading my posts click here :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YPQ_N4imYVE If you've 5 mins and bored, check out the ###### ref :drink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Anita, that was absolutely hilarious. Did that ref get tips off you?. Man says to his wife "your ass is the size of a 3 burner BBQ". Later in bed, the man says "do you fancy a shag"?. The wife replies "No f###in point lighting a BBQ for half a sausage"... Elton John is replacing Pavarotti in the 3 tenors. They will now be known as the 2 tenors and a nine bob note.. Little johnny walks into his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one, his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts "get out"!. A little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's room. He rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran. Johnny just looks at him and says "not so f####n funny when it's your mum is it?.... Fat bird in a bar says "if you can guess my weight, you can have s e x with me". The bloke replies "about 93 stone you ugly fat bitch". She say's, "that's close enough you lucky b#####d"... A scouser is sat in a bar having a few drinks. In walks a g a y guy who eyes him up. After a few beers the g a y finally plucks up the courage to speak to the scouser. "Do you fancy a blow job"? he whispers. The scouser picks up a bar stool and batters the guy to a pulp and kicks him out the door. The barman comes over and says "christ, that was a bit brutal, what did he say to you"?. The scouser looks at him, shrugs his shoulders and says "dunno, something about a job"... Just been to the gym to try out the new machine they have installed. I could only use it for half hour, then I had to stop because I felt sick. It's good though, It's got kit kats,crisps, mars bars and everything... A scotsman has been seen walking through Glasgow with a wellington on his *****. Police say there's no cause for alarm, He's obvoiusly just fuckinaboot.... Is this where I get kicked off the forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammers Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Anita, I have to admit a tough one for the Hammers today, even playing at home, the gunners are playing very well, West ham will do well to get a point, still one never knows on the day anything could happen, Hammers :c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Did that ref get tips off you?. No coopsie but i was thinking about "running" like that today Hammers, we aint beat you for years but i've still put a bet on us beating you today :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopsie Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 You should do it Anita and get somebody to record you, then get it on here so we can have a right giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Ha ha I don't like pics, but i've got a vid of Newquay 2nds (well 4 of them) singing staying alive. Its about 1 1/2 mins long and funny as hell :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Charley Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 :SM_carton: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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