Trelawny League Results 29 Dec 2013

[Richard Chown]

Trelawny League Results 29 Dec 2013

[Minns]

Titans 2 vs stithians 3

[Guest BenTheYeti]

Halsetown 4 - 2 Lizard Argyle

Some bloody match report this one will be

[Marazion2013]

West Cornwall Res 4 Marazion Res 6 Craig Rennard 3 Steve Hunt Matt Thomas Adam Martin

[true mabefc]

Mabe 10 camb ath 1

Mike moore 3

Liam chinn 2

Luke murray 2

Carl ferris 1

Olly jones 1

1 og

Thanks dave for telling me you wasnt coming back for food lucky our boys was hungry so didnt go to waste . Got to say bit out order as it cost the club money to put on food then for no one to come back and not say well your loss

[Dan Inch]

West Cornwall Res 4 - 6 Marazion Res

Where to start on this one??

West Cornwall took the lead through a one on one which Ali Pollock slotted home neatly, the lead was extended when Jowan Kitchener drove low and hard into the bottom corner from 20 yards. Marazion responded pulling one back with a lobbed effort but West Cornwall were 2 goals up again when Jordan Harvey drove inside and shot low left footed, a deflection helping the ball past the stricken keeper, then a crazy 2 minutes which eventually decided the game in my opinion, with two mins to see out til half time a mix up in the defence left the Marazion striker with a tap in and then a lack of marking at the back stick left the half time score line 3 - 3 (worst celebration ever for the 3rd Marazion goal as well), two gifts for Marazion from the West Cornwall team. (If we had held out til half time I think we would have won but we'll never know)

Start of the second half and West Cornwall almost scored with the opening attack, a cracking run from Kitchener and a fine cross from Owen Hodge not being dispatched by the front line. Soon after though West Cornwall were in front again, Ryan Hooper nodding in from a corner. Marazion equalised and then took the lead for the first time (cracking free kick) after a big miss from Sam Jenkins, the final goal was a well taken effort, smashing in off the post.

In my opinion the best TEAM lost, West Cornwall played the better football and moved the ball well from side to side and in to the strikers to link off of but the two strikers for Marazion were the difference, get it to them and hope they do something, it worked today to be fair but it will be interesting to see if either are not available or mis-firing how well they do.

[Pitty]

Ben wheres the Holmans results?? Home in two weeks and i need to start seeing some proper match reports!!!! Is Jase still made of glass and injured every other nano second? Does Bob Hopkins still blame me for all the goals conceded even though im 4000 miles away! Is Tasky smoking 223 fags per game? Has Caddy's 45 year throat infection cleared up yet? Is Tarik still a Turkish International? Does Alex still speak with a voice considered by some to be "Bowling from the Vauxhall Rd End" Is Charlie still a bit like Kevin & Perry or has he started wearing "Tweed". Does AAron still wear eyeliner and listen to a lot of My Chemical Romance? Is Luke still the little Ginger Ninja upfront?

Dont even get me on to the seconds!!!! Is the loss of the cornish alex Fergurson still being felt? Are Coops and Hammers laying down the law? Has Chinner come out of retirement in fact in addition to that have any of the "legends" done it? Has Mark managed to give away 8 penalties yet but still blame Furcup for 7 of them even though he wasnt even there.....has anyone seen Tony Eddy????

I feel better now!.....Home in two weeks i'm feeling my premature retirement may be over can someone pass me the signing on form 5 months out is far too long:)......Happy New Year from HMS Illustrious

[Mangle]

Div 1

St Ives 2 -v- 1 Newlyn NA

A wonder strike from St Ives settled this one near the end of the first half. Newlyn had originally taken the lead. Really was a top quality strike, keeper no chance, worthy of winning any game.

[bluenose]

Div 4

West Cornwall 4-6 Marazion Res

With both teams agreeing, the match was played on the 3G pitch. West Cornwall started the brighter and took the lead when their striker beat the offside and scored past Kevin in goal. We started to get more into the game and equalised when Craig Rennard latched onto a Matt Thomas through ball and then lobbed the keeper who was in no man's land. Both side had chances to take the lead but it was West Cornwall that took the initiative with a rocket from outside the area that flew into the back of the net. Soon after they made it 3-1 when a cross was sliced into his own net by Danny Taylor. Craig then reduced the deficit when he tapped into an empty net after a mix up by the keeper and defender. Then right at the end of the half Steve Hunt's cross was met by me and my header clipped the post and into the back of the net. 3-3 at half time but it was more defensive errors from both teams that created the goals.

Second half West Cornwall again took the lead when their tall centre half flicked on a free kick which just beat Kevin at the far post. Both side had chances but with about 20 minutes to go Steve Hunt curled a free kick into the top corner leaving the keeper rooted. From then on we piled forward down each flank and it was down the left wing that we scored our fifth to take the lead for the first time in the game. Liam Mooney crossed and Craig controlled turned and placed the ball passed the keeper. We had a few nervy moments late on but Matt sealed the win late on when his shot went in off the post.

This was a real advert for Div 4 football with both sides playing good football and looking to attack. Could have gone either way but thankfully we managed to get the three much needed points. With players slowly coming back from injury and a couple more hopefully next week we should be back to full strength. The game was well refereed by the man in black who allowed both teams to play football. Good to see the Camborne Park lads watching on the sidelines giving a bit of banter throughout the game.

Kevin Waite

Ali Birch

Alex Monahan

Danny Taylor

Adam Martin 1

Sanjay Vadgama

Jason O'Sullivan

Steve Hunt 1

Nicky Webber

Matt Thomas 1

Craig Rennard 3

Subs

Adam Caul

Liam Mooney

MOM : Craig Rennard - caused problems all game and scored a hattrick

[cb_fc]

Mabe 10 camb ath 1

Mike moore 3

Liam chinn 2

Luke murray 2

Carl ferris 1

Olly jones 1

1 og

Thanks dave for telling me you wasnt coming back for food lucky our boys was hungry so didnt go to waste . Got to say bit out order as it cost the club money to put on food then for no one to come back and not say well your loss

No 1 said anything about food after. Sorry.

[ian beale]

You don't just go back for free food! That's shocking you go back and buy a drink. This may only be division 5 but it you'd of won or didn't get hammered i bet you would of gone back,its a bit if respect.

[ian beale]

Of*

[cb_fc]

You don't just go back for free food! That's shocking you go back and buy a drink. This may only be division 5 but it you'd of won or didn't get hammered i bet you would of gone back,its a bit if respect.

Beale go F urself this is between us and mabe.

[ian beale]

Its true too many teams do it.

[cb_fc]

what is ur problem. We wasn't told there was food or where to go else we would have gone back its got nothing to do with u.

[Minns]

Ben wheres the Holmans results?? Home in two weeks and i need to start seeing some proper match reports!!!! Is Jase still made of glass and injured every other nano second? Does Bob Hopkins still blame me for all the goals conceded even though im 4000 miles away! Is Tasky smoking 223 fags per game? Has Caddy's 45 year throat infection cleared up yet? Is Tarik still a Turkish International? Does Alex still speak with a voice considered by some to be "Bowling from the Vauxhall Rd End" Is Charlie still a bit like Kevin & Perry or has he started wearing "Tweed". Does AAron still wear eyeliner and listen to a lot of My Chemical Romance? Is Luke still the little Ginger Ninja upfront?

Dont even get me on to the seconds!!!! Is the loss of the cornish alex Fergurson still being felt? Are Coops and Hammers laying down the law? Has Chinner come out of retirement in fact in addition to that have any of the "legends" done it? Has Mark managed to give away 8 penalties yet but still blame Furcup for 7 of them even though he wasnt even there.....has anyone seen Tony Eddy????

I feel better now!.....Home in two weeks i'm feeling my premature retirement may be over can someone pass me the signing on form 5 months out is far too long:)......Happy New Year from HMS Illustrious

Haven't had a game for 2 weeks pitty, and today was pretty easy I woke up had a shower got changed, drove to holmans, put my wellies and waterproofs on, walked across the pitch/ pretend skate as It was wet, realised it wasn't playable when i fell over for the 2 nd week in a row and then called of the game. Also its pretty much a yes to all your questions apart from i get the blame now instead of you lol

See you in the new year!!!

[Mangle]

what is ur problem. We wasn't told there was food or where to go else we would have gone back its got nothing to do with u.

Ever thought about asking? Or is that above your brain activity abilities. Wait, don't answer that.

[true mabefc]

You played against mabe last year so you know where we go for food and drinks plus i told atleast four of your players that there was food n drinks

[Dave Deacon]

I don't believe you guys - falling out and getting testy and argumentative about food. All the posts have been removed.

[Nelly Furtado]

I don't believe you guys - falling out and getting testy and argumentative about food. All the posts have been removed.

What's wrong with them arguing over food? It is a source of frustration for a lot of clubs when people don't show the courtesy to return to the club house/pub. Especially when food is supplied for free. Seen plenty worse comments in this forum that have been left to run their course. If you are going to start excessively removing posts you may as well close the forum. It's not as if the posts were getting in the way of the masses of match reports that are flowing in.

[Dave Deacon]

It's simple - either every visiting club should go back to the home side's venue or cook less food! 😇

And the reason, when there are games, that people don't post match reports any more is because of personal slagging off - so just trying to get back to the basics of why the forum was set up.

[Guest BenTheYeti]

Div 1

St Ives 2 -v- 1 Newlyn NA

A wonder strike from St Ives settled this one near the end of the first half. Newlyn had originally taken the lead. Really was a top quality strike, keeper no chance, worthy of winning any game.

I've heard about it 7 times at work today..

[Tom Blewett]

Very good idea Dave if they want too argue about food go too asda and argue about who wants the last tin of beans

[Nelly Furtado]

At least there was something to read on here with the food fight. Crickey, log back on and the most interesting comment is talking about tins of beans at asda

[Tom Blewett]

Nelly is that a little dig at me. Their scrappy comments towards each other was as petty as arguing at asda

[Tom Blewett]

Just trying too lighten the mood a little bit

[Nelly Furtado]

No dig at you pal, more the lack of activity on the site! I agree their argument was petty, but at least I had something to read then!

[Tom Blewett]

Haha I know just tried too lighten the mood a bit. Ha that's ok

[TheolderIgetthebetterIwas]

Haha I know just tried too lighten the mood a bit. Ha that's ok

Eat your beans, and go to bed

[Tom Blewett]

Shhhhh toigtbiw I don't want too get in the way of whatever you are looking for ;)

[Guest BenTheYeti]

Division 1

Halsetown 4 - 2 Lizard Argyle

With most football pitches in Cornwall resembling the Lost City of Atlantis, it was a very pleasant surprise to find out that once again the Wind Farm had survived the deluge.. apart from for Beau Stevens, who after a 17 hour session on the PS4, looked like he needed to check in to The Priory

Nothing short of a Christmas miracle, not only was the pitch in good shape, there was nothing but a horse's whisper of wind, and with the turkey curries fully digested, off we set.

The first 10 minutes were rather cagey from us, with the Lizard central midfielder at a mere 6"11 winning all the aerial battles and spraying the ball forward swiftly for the forwards to chase. Luckily for us, our 76th centre back pairing of the season of Kyle "Pirlo" Roberts and John Leach were seemingly the perfect foil for each other, ably assisted by the Yeti and Binney Snr at full back.
The first 2 chances of the game came almost back to back after 15 minutes, with Chris Goodall making his first surge forward from midfield of the game and alarmingly getting a shot on target from 20 yards, and not heading towards St Just, only to see the Lizard goalie produce a brilliant one handed tip on to the cross bar and over. After clearing the resulting corner and winning a free kick shortly afterwards just in the Halsetown half, Lizard took the lead.
Again it was the curse of the Halsetown Narcolepsy, as the ball in found the head of the Lizard central midfielder in several hectares of space, and his expertly guided, cushioned header was volleyed in by the onrushing winger from 6 yards, he too in a small farm yard of space.
Normally 1-0 down after 15 minutes, on a cold, damp day, against opposition high up the table equals something close to a Nuclear Apocalypse in the Halsetown ranks, but yesterday, and long may it continue, we used going behind to spur us on to a near faultless half an hour of football.
The early exchanges on our pitch, which as most know is big enough to land a Boeing 747, had shown plenty of swift passing, getting the ball wide and creating space for others to expose. On once such foray forward after 25 minutes, Binney Jnr was sent tumbling to the ground under the challenge of two Lizard players. The free kick was awarded 25 yards out, and after Chris' Goodall & Pugh had an arm wrestle over who was going to take it, Popeye naturally won and lined up his options. With 4 men in the box, and yours truly hoping he'd lay it off to the side so I could clearly score the greatest goal ever seen, Chris took the best option of hitting a wonderful effort so perfectly into the top corner, the keeper could have dived on Christmas Day and not saved it.
Such a goal, albeit a brilliant piece of solo technique, galvanised the team as a whole even more, and 5 minutes later, we found ourselves 2-1 to the good. This time the build up came down the left, with Beau using his Hobbit stature to run through a couple of Lizard legs, and although his initial ball in was half cleared, Steve West retrieved the ball, shovelling it onto Josh "Anderton" Francis (who was managing his 9th game in a row without injury.. might need a new nickname that one..). With his back to goal and being closed out by an orange wall, he squeezed a bouncing ball back to the edge of the D, where once again Chris Pugh was on hand to strike another blockbusting, first time howitzer beyond the despairing dive of the keeper.
Despite me waxing lyrical about our goalscoring exploits, Lizard were a constant threat on the break, and finding themselves behind was only serving to intensify their willingness to find gaps in our defence. After narrowly avoiding slicing a fizzing cross into my own net, which eventually evaded everyone. I was moderately awake enough to come charging in to my own penalty box and hack the ball out for a throw with the Lizard striker about to tee up a free shot on goal. My other defensive cohorts all had similar important last ditch lunges and blocks clear, as the game really opened up.
Thankfully, good things come in threes, and with 10 minutes of the half remaining, Chris Pugh completed a memorable hat trick. Again the build up contained crisp, concise passing, and with Chris Goodall starting to worry that his top goal scorer claims would be under threat, he made a dash for the Lizard penalty area in an attempt to create an angle to shoot. Although he was forced wide and towards the byline, he managed to fire in a venomous cross, which the Lizard keeper did well to parry away right from under Westy's left nostril. The ball was bouncing towards the D once more, and the familiar sight of Chris Pugh charging onto it led to cries of "Shoooooot!".. and loe, from 20 yards, again with a first time effort.. he found the back of the net, despite the best efforts of the defender on the line.

HT 3-1

The manager, albeit delighted with his charges, carried words of caution that we'd played "the easy half" and the men in orange would be right up for hauling themselves back into the game.
After we kicked the second half off, and the ball was sent wide to me, I was duly set upon by two Lizard players, as I had a touch heavier than me Mum's Christmas cake, and it was clear that they were indeed up for reducing the deficit.
The first 15 minutes of the half was your standard, dig a trench and kick the ball as far away as possible, as several waves of Argyle attacks were thwarted, with a couple of efforts getting through to the bellies of Wayne The Pain, and his unerring ability to strike fear into all those within 1 mile radius with his war cries of "Keepers!!!!!" at corners.. you do not want to get in the way of a flying 15 stone man with eyes like a Zulu Warrior.
With an hour played, and the substitute merry-go-round for both teams in effect, the game was still being played at a hectic pace, which is a credit to both teams considering the time of year and the slightly heavy nature of the pitch. Naturally, in such conditions, the free kick count was starting to tally up (though not one bad challenge in the game by either team.. apart from Beau literally trying to run through someone.. must have thought he had the One Ring on..), and one such free kick nearly brought us goal number 4. Once again, Popeye was to the fore, with his whipped delivery from wide left being met by a glancing head of Chris Goodall, who had almost started celebrating before he landed, only to see the Lizard keeper (who was excellent throughout), once again pull off a quite brilliant save to tip it behind.
We weren't to be denied for long though, and it was of no surprise to anyone playing or watching where the 4th goal came from... After a quick interchange between the Chris', Popeye was again rampaging towards the opposition penalty area. For once, his touch was a little heavy, and two Lizard players converged to quell the danger. The lad isn't called Popeye for nothing though, and a quick flex of either bicep left both defenders in a trough in his wake, and he took one more touch before sliding the ball under the onrushing keeper.
Even at 4-1 down and just 20 minutes to go, Lizard didn't once look like giving us an easy time of it, maintaining their high tempo, passing game, and another day, if Kyle hadn't been playing like he'd just wandered down from the Snowdonian Mountains to save his dwindling tribe by playing centre back for Halsetown, they may well have got something from the game.
As it's a festive time of year, Wayne decided to give the Lizard player's a belief of getting a draw, when a low driven cross from the left somehow sneaked between his hands and at least 2 of his stomachs, leaving the Lizard striker the simplest of tap-ins with 15 minutes to go.
That was to be our only error thankfully, and we could have added to the score when Binney Jnr twice went close with trademark headers from corners, and Jeff Robinson finally getting a shot on target in his third game back for the club.

A great game of football by both teams yesterday, with some outstanding passages of play given the conditions, thanks to all the lads from the Lizard for a really enjoyable one, sorry that the bar wasn't open.. them rugby lot couldn't care less if there's not an egg to be chased around the other pitch.

We had Wynroe Heath yesterday for the first time in about 18 months, and I can honestly say he was absolutely superb. Every decision was spot on, advantage was played often, his communication with every player was excellent, and he too clearly enjoyed being out there yesterday.. a credit to all Referees

[Minns]

Another great report Ben

[realaleman]

Congratulations to the referee & both teams - Mabe & Camborne Athletic - for getting it on (Saturday 28/12) which delighted two Devon based groundhoppers who seriously doubted whether we'd tick a new ground given the deluge that greeted us on arrival! Camborne held out for the first 20 minutes before the goals started coming (4-0 at the break) with the second half proving increasingly one-way traffic, although a brief surge did at least allow the visitors to get on the scoresheet. Goal machine Luke Murray managed to take the total to double figures with just about the last kick of the game, but after all those squandered chances he will have to sharpen up if he's to keep his place!!

[TheolderIgetthebetterIwas]

Too many players playing way below their standard, made a mockery of a fixture. Felt sorry for Redruth, but they won't face that every week.

[Marazion2013]

Why who did Redruth play then TOIGTBIW. Is it bash Mabe this season just because they have a good side. Perhaps they want to play together at a higher level for that manager.

[TheolderIgetthebetterIwas]

Why who did Redruth play then TOIGTBIW. Is it bash Mabe this season just because they have a good side. Perhaps they want to play together at a higher level for that manager.

They played Mabe, as you know. Not bashing Mabe at all, but, 4 or 5 of their players have played 5/6 leagues above that level, it made the game a joke to me. Redruth were bamboozled at ever turn.

Saw the boxing day fixture as well, both teams loaded up for that one, ridiculous some of the players drafted in for that game.

Both of those clubs should know better, and so should the players.

[true mabefc]

If players want to play with there mates and are enjoying playing does it matter what leval they are playing ?? Its saturday football so if your not enjoying playing why waste your saturday afternoon every new club has to start at the bottom so get over it

[Cury fc]

Division 3

Cury 4 Redruth athletic 0

Excellent performance from Cury from start to finish, well contested first half with Cury having chance after chance mainly from around the edge of the box with a mixture of poor shooting and a touch of poor fortune the teams went in 0-0 at half itime. After half time Cury came out the blocks firing and grabbed a couple of quick goals which really finished the game as a contest, cury continued to move to ball round and create more chances that lead to 2 more goals. The game could of slipped out of control as Redruths best player (Ben Beasley) I think started to make a number lunging tackles what seemed to be in frustration. In the end the clock run down and cury came away as comprehensive winners.

Not sure the pitch will recover for our next home game Saturday but we will just have to wait and see.

Thanks to Redruth who to a man came back to the pub for food and drinks

Finally excellent performance from the ref: Peter Grenfell - fantastic ref great communicator.

Cury 4-0 Redruth

Goals

OG (James Kennedy)

Tom ford

Martin Harvey

Ben trerise

[Marazion2013]

No TOIGTBIW I think you will find that they played Camborne Athletic on Saturday and not Redruth. Perhaps you had too much christmas spirit to realise who was playing

[TheolderIgetthebetterIwas]

No TOIGTBIW I think you will find that they played Camborne Athletic on Saturday and not Redruth. Perhaps you had too much christmas spirit to realise who was playing

Whoops

[TheolderIgetthebetterIwas]

If players want to play with there mates and are enjoying playing does it matter what leval they are playing ?? Its saturday football so if your not enjoying playing why waste your saturday afternoon every new club has to start at the bottom so get over it

Nothing to get over, its an opinion. Nothing wrong with playing with your mates, when, they're all of a similar level, playing at the correct level for their abilities. The level they're at it will take 6 promotions, and a change of venue before they get anywhere.

Won't last.

[erby ruin]

its junior football not the premier league

people will play where they are happy not bout money

good luck to all teams starting up and hope they continue

[TheolderIgetthebetterIwas]

its junior football not the premier league

people will play where they are happy not bout money

good luck to all teams starting up and hope they continue

You answered your own post - its junior football. Never mentioned money.

[mightymabefc]

Us at mabe football club are committed to our club and mates we will grow as a club and socialise as a club and will improve through the leagues our facilities will improve as we do so thats not a problem. Happy new year to you all! From Mabe football club Even the jealous haterzz.

[erby ruin]

its junior football not the premier league

people will play where they are happy not bout money

good luck to all teams starting up and hope they continue

You answered your own post - its junior football. Never mentioned money.

didn't quite explain was meaning money as in terms of professionals against amateurs not cornish football

[TheolderIgetthebetterIwas]

Us at mabe football club are committed to our club and mates we will grow as a club and socialise as a club and will improve through the leagues our facilities will improve as we do so thats not a problem. Happy new year to you all! From Mabe football club Even the jealous haterzz.

Best of luck to you mighty - you're going to need it imo.

[Halfback]

I was interested in " Pitty " 4000 miles away on board HMS Illustrious,, wandered if this is some kind of distance record ? Welcome home crew, Best Wishes for 2014.

[Bruegel the Elder]

I was interested in " Pitty " 4000 miles away on board HMS Illustrious,, wandered if this is some kind of distance record ? Welcome home crew, Best Wishes for 2014.

Me too, so I looked it up on the interweb. These guys have been doing an amazing job, at the forefront of a massive humanitarian taskforce saving lives, and whole communities in the Philippines after the devastating storms that killed many and destroyed nearly half a nation.

When I next read about one of Pitty' s adventures on the Football pitch I shall recall that while some of us have nothing better to do than whinge about referees, others in our midst are out there doing untold good.

Best wishes and a happy New Year to you Pitty and all your shipmates. Have a great break before you go back and do it all again. I salute you. All you have to do now is save Holmans, the world and everything really!

[Halfback]

Would be interesting to hear from other members, who are far away from home !!

[Minns]

I was interested in " Pitty " 4000 miles away on board HMS Illustrious,, wandered if this is some kind of distance record ? Welcome home crew, Best Wishes for 2014.

Me too, so I looked it up on the interweb. These guys have been doing an amazing job, at the forefront of a massive humanitarian taskforce saving lives, and whole communities in the Philippines after the devastating storms that killed many and destroyed nearly half a nation.

When I next read about one of Pitty' s adventures on the Football pitch I shall recall that while some of us have nothing better to do than whinge about referees, others in our midst are out there doing untold good.

Best wishes and a happy New Year to you Pitty and all your shipmates. Have a great break before you go back and do it all again. I salute you. All you have to do now is save Holmans, the world and everything really!

I agree but I do want to know what he has to save holmans from ??