isaac rosenberg Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 I understand that our fine defender Ivanovic took the sensible decision to liberate Chelsea from the ludicrous pub cup, spondored by some dreadful cabal of moneylenders. I have never shown the slightest interest in this silly competition, which is only slightly more prestigious than the ludicrous Cornwall Senior Cup. Apparently there's a second leg, in which I propose that Chelsea should follow the fine example of Wendron, who in the last match of one season played all their players in reverse numerical order.This would rsult in Turnbull marauding sown the left wing and Oscar in goal. Another rearrangement, geaturing Cashley up front and Torres at left back, however, might enhance our chances of winning the match, which would be utterly counter-productive.I did not watch. My stance on this, as intelligent students of my 1200 previous oeuvres in this medium are aware, has bee absolutely consistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truros mr mourinho Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 Bit like when you won the supp cup,losers cup,but you went on about that,total double standers ,ohh well what more do we expect from the cat weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 Perhaps Ivanovic had a PEP talk before the match ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somersetspur Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 I understand that our fine defender Ivanovic took the sensible decision to liberate Chelsea from the ludicrous pub cup, spondored by some dreadful cabal of moneylenders. I have never shown the slightest interest in this silly competition, which is only slightly more prestigious than the ludicrous Cornwall Senior Cup. Apparently there's a second leg, in which I propose that Chelsea should follow the fine example of Wendron, who in the last match of one season played all their players in reverse numerical order. This would rsult in Turnbull marauding sown the left wing and Oscar in goal. Another rearrangement, geaturing Cashley up front and Torres at left back, however, might enhance our chances of winning the match, which would be utterly counter-productive. I did not watch. My stance on this, as intelligent students of my 1200 previous oeuvres in this medium are aware, has bee absolutely consistent. Issac you are so full of verbal rubbish. No wonder football fans despise The Rent Boys. Your Club is falling apart at the seams,and I am loving every minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Truro's impudent thief of the name of the world's best manager is mistaken in one regard.St Just have never, in their entire history, won the Supplementary "Losers" Cup organised by the JCCL. They have however won thereal JCCL Cup on several occasions.Given Truro's current position, it behoves him to start ingratiating JCCL members now. Otherwise his club, like a Cornish Glasgow Rangers, will find themselves kicking off 2013-14 in the bottom tier of the Trelawney League.More Pleat Bleating nonsense from the S.S. What exactly is your objection to Rent Boys ? Don't be offensive about sexuality, will you ? You'll get in a bigger Coddle than Hoddle......Maybe you just lose persistently to Chelsea because of sins in another life, eh, Somersetspoon ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truros mr mourinho Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Well I do have to say sorry about the cup,but like I said before you only have to win about 3 games to win it,door handle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Hoop Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 I understand that our fine defender Ivanovic took the sensible decision to liberate Chelsea from the ludicrous pub cup, spondored by some dreadful cabal of moneylenders. I have never shown the slightest interest in this silly competition, which is only slightly more prestigious than the ludicrous Cornwall Senior Cup. Apparently there's a second leg, in which I propose that Chelsea should follow the fine example of Wendron, who in the last match of one season played all their players in reverse numerical order.This would rsult in Turnbull marauding sown the left wing and Oscar in goal. Another rearrangement, geaturing Cashley up front and Torres at left back, however, might enhance our chances of winning the match, which would be utterly counter-productive.I did not watch. My stance on this, as intelligent students of my 1200 previous oeuvres in this medium are aware, has bee absolutely consistent. This must go down as one of your best Mr Rosenburg ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truros mr mourinho Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 I understand that our fine defender Ivanovic took the sensible decision to liberate Chelsea from the ludicrous pub cup, spondored by some dreadful cabal of moneylenders. I have never shown the slightest interest in this silly competition, which is only slightly more prestigious than the ludicrous Cornwall Senior Cup. Apparently there's a second leg, in which I propose that Chelsea should follow the fine example of Wendron, who in the last match of one season played all their players in reverse numerical order.This would rsult in Turnbull marauding sown the left wing and Oscar in goal. Another rearrangement, geaturing Cashley up front and Torres at left back, however, might enhance our chances of winning the match, which would be utterly counter-productive.I did not watch. My stance on this, as intelligent students of my 1200 previous oeuvres in this medium are aware, has bee absolutely consistent. This must go down as one of your best Mr Rosenburg !your easily pleased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 Door handle ? What a shockingly abusive and inappropriate response to my constructive and altruistic attempt to educate you in the realities of grassroots football. This is the sort of thing you will need to know when Truro City are again making regular visits to the likes of the King George V Playing Field, Blaythorne, Fairfield and The Saltings. Thank you, Hoop; and congratulations on your courageous home point against the rioters beloved of the polemounting SS from Bog County. On a point of information, Truro's Portuguese Ventriloquist, the JCCL Cup requires a minimum of four matches, but at least five if a team also plays in the Preliminary Round or if replays are involved, as they were in the 2003-4 competition when St Just,led by John McCallum, beat Mullion 5-0 in a replay at Lafrowda afer a controversial goalless draw at Clifden Park, where my 89th minute flag was absolutely correct ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldeneye Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 where my 89th minute flag was absolutely correct The first and only time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Hoop Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 I understand that our fine defender Ivanovic took the sensible decision to liberate Chelsea from the ludicrous pub cup, spondored by some dreadful cabal of moneylenders. I have never shown the slightest interest in this silly competition, which is only slightly more prestigious than the ludicrous Cornwall Senior Cup. Apparently there's a second leg, in which I propose that Chelsea should follow the fine example of Wendron, who in the last match of one season played all their players in reverse numerical order.This would rsult in Turnbull marauding sown the left wing and Oscar in goal. Another rearrangement, geaturing Cashley up front and Torres at left back, however, might enhance our chances of winning the match, which would be utterly counter-productive.I did not watch. My stance on this, as intelligent students of my 1200 previous oeuvres in this medium are aware, has bee absolutely consistent. This must go down as one of your best Mr Rosenburg !your easily pleased Despite our recent jousts on this here forum I do enjoy some of isaacs posts,when he's not talking chelski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Proper job, hula hoop.......now gusson and see who that there Red Knacks can "bung" into a hooped shirt in that there old transfer winder. I shall be down this weekend to watch some proper football between the Tinners and Hayle up St Just, though my golls, tis colder than a Tory heart...... Might bring my boots and run the line..... Steve Curnow will be making an approach for Lampard, who would scrub up quite well for the Tinners' swashbuckling style.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truros mr mourinho Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 where my 89th minute flag was absolutely correct The first and only time!absolutely,in your head,that' means nothing then,wouldn't mind going to st just your not there any more and the st just management team are a good buch of lads to talk to,and if you read my post mr handle you will see that I said ABOUT 3 games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 They are indeed and they always were. And there's nothing people like you like better than maintaining the established order of the "popular" mid-Cornwall clubs at the top and keeping poor old peasants from the rural hinterland losing amiably to the unworthy semi-professional brown envelope brigade. Then we know our place ! Unlike Truro City, eh ? I am listening in vain for the sound of weeping from beyond the city limits at your decline, except among lickspittle journalists, mercenary prostitutes, guest-house owners and your vocal supporters, both of whom appear to come from Somerset. But when the money flows the other way and the likes of St Just, Pendeen,Mullion, Millbrook or Looe (it happened once, I am old) rise to temporary prominence you cry foul and engage in the sort of abuse expressed above ! Go to St Just whenever you like, you'll be made welcome. No-one will laugh at your brain capacity for believing that five is about three. To such a walking zero, 5-0 and 3-0 may be equally familiar. As W.S. wrote: "Thou whoreson zed, unnecessary letter !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truros mr mourinho Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Most only play 4games,and we all know about the brown envelopes you past out over the yrs,bloody hypercritical weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Hyper-critical only in relation to orthographical error when the perpetrator should know better, but you need pity rather than condemnation. Weasels: slim, tenacious and, once they get their teeth into something, don't let go. Yes, that's me. Kind of you to recognise it. Brown envelopes: I generally didn't bother, but just handed over cash. I have left behind no-one complaining that I did not pay what was promised. Nor have I ruined any Cornish businesses. Before you call me a hypocrite, can the same be said of all the great and good who have controlled Truro City ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Hyper-critical only in relation to orthographical error when the perpetrator should know better, but you need pity rather than condemnation. Weasels: slim, tenacious and, once they get their teeth into something, don't let go. Yes, that's me. Kind of you to recognise it. Brown envelopes: I generally didn't bother, but just handed over cash. I have left behind no-one complaining that I did not pay what was promised. Nor have I ruined any Cornish businesses. Before you call me a hypocrite, can the same be said of all the great and good who have controlled Truro City ? Isaac and slim in the same sentence !!! c'mon isaac you generally make more sense than that !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 You clearly haven't seen the fine figure I cut in Gloucestershire. According to yesterday's Times, under new BMI calculation methods I am only six pounds overweight for my height.....I put it down to no longer beng entitled to clubhouse sausage and chips since I stopped running the line...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truros mr mourinho Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Don't waste your pity On me,to far gone to worry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Sure ? After all, my counselling qualifications are as good as Bernard Manning's. May grace and redemption be endowed upon you, nevertheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truros mr mourinho Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Kiss x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Cardiff midfielder, isn't he ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldeneye Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 According to yesterday's Times, under new BMI calculation methods I am only six pounds overweight for my height. I shouldn't worry about it Isaac as nature has it's way of compensating for such things - your several pounds underweight when it comes to intelligence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WendronOfficial Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 I understand that our fine defender Ivanovic took the sensible decision to liberate Chelsea from the ludicrous pub cup, spondored by some dreadful cabal of moneylenders. I have never shown the slightest interest in this silly competition, which is only slightly more prestigious than the ludicrous Cornwall Senior Cup. Apparently there's a second leg, in which I propose that Chelsea should follow the fine example of Wendron, who in the last match of one season played all their players in reverse numerical order.This would rsult in Turnbull marauding sown the left wing and Oscar in goal. Another rearrangement, geaturing Cashley up front and Torres at left back, however, might enhance our chances of winning the match, which would be utterly counter-productive.I did not watch. My stance on this, as intelligent students of my 1200 previous oeuvres in this medium are aware, has bee absolutely consistent. In our last match of one season? We do that every match of every season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Long may it continue.....Wendron-St Just has thrown up some epic goal-strewn encounters over the years ! Goldeneye......am I really so mentally underweight ? Really ? Fancy that ! And them there clever Truro cityfolk went and employed this stupid Tewster in their college to teach'em to read and write fitty. Dang'ee, I must of bin an impostor ! Got any jobs down there pushing trolleys for Sainsbury's, ave'ee ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldeneye Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Your confusing knowledge with intelligence Isaac! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 If only I had possessed your capacity for sparkling repartee, orignal thought and imeccably punctuated syntax, I expect I too would have handed over my club to Kevin Heaney. Keep pushing them thar trolleys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldeneye Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 If only I had possessed your capacity for sparkling repartee, orignal thought and imeccably punctuated syntax, I expect I too would have handed over my club to Kevin Heaney. Keep pushing them thar trolleys. Dissapointed with your reply Isaac, you can surely do better than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 If you don't understand the coded message, you're obviously not the man I thought you were ! Stead of coming on here trying to provoke an innocent football fan like me,you need to gusson down Boscawen Park and start draining the river off the pitch ready for the old red-and-black stripes (hooray !) coming back to the Trelawney League in September 2013 ! Cheers ! You boys have never got over the Durning Lawrence Cornwall Charity Cup defeat at Lafrowda Park, I think it was about 1971 Tinners 2 (Malcolm Jones 2) Truro City 1 (Jumbo Osborne). St Just were never invited to play in it again after that ! We weren't supposed to scat out the the establishment cityfolks . Some things never change ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldeneye Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Stead of coming on here trying to provoke an innocent football fan like me Not interested in provoking harmless old men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truros mr mourinho Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Harmless,didn't think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Not like you to disagree with Goldeneye, Eusebio ! You'll start having independent thoughts by the end of the decade at this rate ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Priceless Isaac - I love your wit and banter. Great for a chuckle or outright laugh. Come on you Tinners !! Priceless Isaac - I love your wit and banter. Great for a chuckle or outright laugh. Come on you Tinners !! DO NOT - encourage him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 You have to admit he gives you a chuckle though. Oh yes !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted February 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Thank God the Green Tinners showed the Blue Tinners how to win away today with their ten-man magnificence at the mighty Holmans; otherwise I would have had a very unhappy day. My advice to Roman is to replace Benitez with Steve Curnow and bring Toby Cape and Neil Curnow, neither of whom are cup-tied, in on loan for the replay against Brentford. Mikel and Azilpukeater are welcome to warm the bench against Newquay Reserves next week if they can hitch-hike to Bristol for a lift down. Benitez could have a free bed down St Just in exchange for a few shifts pasty-stuffing at Warrens. It's catering of a sort so his experience as a waiter might turn out more useful than anything he's doing at Stamford Bridge. While he's at it, give him a brush to paint round the back of the stand. Chapel probably needs a bit of pointing and all. What d'you think, Keith ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldeneye Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Chelsea scouts have indeed been seen watching at St Just F.C. I understand that have decided not to sign any of their players, but have recommended a few to London Wasps, Sarecens and Harlequins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted February 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Yes; Wasps, Saracens and Harlequins play at the highest level of their sport, a suitable place to find St Justers. You'll find some of them also play county standard cricket,arm-wrestling, darts, Russian Roulette and bare-knuckle fighting.The former Truro goalkeeper, conversely, is only good enough for Oxford United. From my days at the Varsity, I seem to remember that the stadium is well placed for signing in daily with the constabulary. The ball and chain on the ankle won't affect his game: judging by the number he was conceding for the White Hyenas, he didn't move very much anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Hoop Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Yes; Wasps, Saracens and Harlequins play at the highest level of their sport, a suitable place to find St Justers. You'll find some of them also play county standard cricket,arm-wrestling, darts, Russian Roulette and bare-knuckle fighting.The former Truro goalkeeper, conversely, is only good enough for Oxford United. From my days at the Varsity, I seem to remember that the stadium is well placed for signing in daily with the constabulary. The ball and chain on the ankle won't affect his game: judging by the number he was conceding for the White Hyenas, he didn't move very much anyway. Piss poor Isaac piss poor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted February 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Hello, Hula. Bored with all those goalless draws yet ? I think there were seven at Fratton Park under Arry, but Portsmouth would settle for a few now. We'll have to send you Rafa to arrange some more. I think Le Fondre has scored nearly as often in about 100 minutes as you've managed in all your home games this season: are you sure you're not supporting the wrong Hoops by mistake ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldeneye Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Yes; Wasps, Saracens and Harlequins play at the highest level of their sport, a suitable place to find St Justers. You'll find some of them also play county standard cricket,arm-wrestling, darts, Russian Roulette and bare-knuckle fighting When all else fails there's always delusion! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Deluded that you can keep up with me, Goldeneye; therein lies all your failure. Quid pro quo; procul harum; spielen zonder grenzen. Trolleys away ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Hoop Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 If we go down Isaac the most disappointing thing will be our 4 points off Chelscum would of been in vain,very very enjoyable but in vain! Altogether now (to the tune lord of he dance) Chelsea wherever you may be don't leave your wife with John Terry His dad deals coke his mum steals tea And he cried when he missed his penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 If we go down Isaac the most disappointing thing will be our 4 points off Chelscum would of been in vain,very very enjoyable but in vain! Altogether now (to the tune lord of he dance) Chelsea wherever you may be don't leave your wife with John Terry His dad deals coke his mum steals tea And he cried when he missed his penalty. You sing it .......I'll hum it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monty Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Door handle ? What a shockingly abusive and inappropriate response to my constructive and altruistic attempt to educate you in the realities of grassroots football. This is the sort of thing you will need to know when Truro City are again making regular visits to the likes of the King George V Playing Field, Blaythorne, Fairfield and The Saltings. Thank you, Hoop; and congratulations on your courageous home point against the rioters beloved of the polemounting SS from Bog County. On a point of information, Truro's Portuguese Ventriloquist, the JCCL Cup requires a minimum of four matches, but at least five if a team also plays in the Preliminary Round or if replays are involved, as they were in the 2003-4 competition when St Just,led by John McCallum, beat Mullion 5-0 in a replay at Lafrowda afer a controversial goalless draw at Clifden Park, where my 89th minute flag was absolutely correct ! Your Flagging has never been correct Rodney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldeneye Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Trolleys away ! Isaac, you seem to have an unhealthy interest in trolleys. Best stick to zimmer frames at your age old man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaac rosenberg Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Yeah. When they said I was off my trolley, they knew I'd been framed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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