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Concerns are growing as to the whereabouts of a certain Dan Sharp who has disappeared after attending a stag night 3 weeks ago.

Since that time he has not answered any calls, texts or replied to any message from his team mates at Liskeard, has not contacted anyone from the club, turned up for training or had the courtesy to let anyone know if he is still alive!

If anyone knows this young man could you ask him to get in touch with his team mates a.s.a.p or failing that I would like to know the details of the stag weekend for future reference as it could be a great end of year trip for the boys he has left behind!

(a slightly concerned manager)

MQ

Posted

Concerns are growing as to the whereabouts of a certain Dan Sharp who has disappeared after attending a stag night 3 weeks ago.

Since that time he has not answered any calls, texts or replied to any message from his team mates at Liskeard, has not contacted anyone from the club, turned up for training or had the courtesy to let anyone know if he is still alive!

If anyone knows this young man could you ask him to get in touch with his team mates a.s.a.p or failing that I would like to know the details of the stag weekend for future reference as it could be a great end of year trip for the boys he has left behind!

(a slightly concerned manager)

MQ

hes prob in hospital with a broken jaw froma right hand by mike tyson while getting told off by the rspca for abusing a tiger lmao :)

Posted

Lol having been present on thevery and very enjoyable stag night, i can confirm he is still alive alltho he did buy every single stripper in temptations in a 2 hour stint, gd times.

He is fine have seen him at Argyle and have played 7 aside with him on a sunday night recently.

If i see him at Argyle today will pass the message on

Rhys Sullivan

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Great news, he has been spotted alive and well and attempting to sign on for a couple of clubs....................

Someone tell him to contact me please this is getting silly now!!

I think he is playing at Polperro mate give their secretary a ring?

Posted

Thanks for all the texts and banter trying to find this lost soul. It is now believed that he is on holiday so am rushing home as we speak to check my post, assuming that his apology and explanation will be on the postcard that is nestled into my shag pile welcome mat just inside my front door!

Posted

Thanks for all the texts and banter trying to find this lost soul. It is now believed that he is on holiday so am rushing home as we speak to check my post, assuming that his apology and explanation will be on the postcard that is nestled into my shag pile welcome mat just inside my front door!

One day McQ, some one will actually fully appreciate you for all the work you do for Liskeard FC. Who said that managing a team was easy ?

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