One for Mr Boy

[Anita]

Three women and three West Ham Supporters are travelling by train.

At the station, the three hammers each buy a ticket and watch as the three

women buy just one ticket.

'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one

of the hammers.

'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three hammers take their respective seats but

all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.Shortly

after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting

tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please. The door opens

just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.The

conductor takes it and moves on.

The hammers see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after

the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save

some money.When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the

return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't

buy any ticket at all!!

'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed hammer.

'Watch and learn,' answer the women.

When they board the train, the three hammers cram themselves into a toilet,

and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her

toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.The

woman knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please.'

Sorry Mr Boy i couldn't wait for the season to start :thumbsup:

[Guest]

Anita

I can see that it is going to be a very long season

Time to get my thinking cap on

Stop calling me Mr Boy as well otherwise i may have to report you :angry:

[TMS TIGER]

Better than Mr C--k I suppose !!! :thumbsup:

[Guest]

Better than Mr C--k I suppose !!!

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a comedian in our midst’s

Welcome to the forum

[Anita]

Better than Mr C--k I suppose !!!

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a comedian in our midst’s

Welcome to the forum

Yeah Mr Boy it could be worse

and welcome TMS Tiger :smiley20: