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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I have a phobia about German sausages. I fear the wurst.
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    panda got a reaction from Bruegel the Elder in Daily Laugh   
    I have a phobia about German sausages. I fear the wurst.
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    panda got a reaction from Way Of The Park in Daily Laugh   
    I have a phobia about German sausages. I fear the wurst.
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    panda got a reaction from Way Of The Park in Daily Laugh   
    There has been a huge explosion at a French cheese factory. There is nothing left but de brie.
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    panda got a reaction from Devils@Dusk in Daily Laugh   
    I stepped on a cornflake. I am now classed as a cereal killer.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    There has been a huge explosion at a French cheese factory. There is nothing left but de brie.
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    I have lost two stone during lockdown by putting bread on my head. its a loaf hat diet.
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    panda got a reaction from Bruegel the Elder in Daily Laugh   
    I have lost two stone during lockdown by putting bread on my head. its a loaf hat diet.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I have lost two stone during lockdown by putting bread on my head. its a loaf hat diet.
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    I stepped on a cornflake. I am now classed as a cereal killer.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I stepped on a cornflake. I am now classed as a cereal killer.
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    Chocolate is vital for our survival. Dinosaurs never had chocolate and looked what happened to them!
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    Chocolate is vital for our survival. Dinosaurs never had chocolate and looked what happened to them!
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    I have the perfect son. He does not smoke. He does not drink. He never comes home late. He is six months old.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I have the perfect son. He does not smoke. He does not drink. He never comes home late. He is six months old.
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    panda got a reaction from Devils@Dusk in Daily Laugh   
    All of Cornwall has been put in tier 4.Apparently 200 pirates returned home to Penzance. This has caused the Arrrr factor to go right up.
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    panda got a reaction from Devils@Dusk in Daily Laugh   
    Apparently when you drink a pint of beer you shorten your lifespan by 9 minutes. According to my calculations I died sometime in 1644.
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    panda got a reaction from Devils@Dusk in Daily Laugh   
    I was bored so I decided to swap all the wrappers round in a tin of Celebrations. My missus did not go much on it, She got her Snickers in a Twix.
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    Apparently when you drink a pint of beer you shorten your lifespan by 9 minutes. According to my calculations I died sometime in 1644.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    Apparently when you drink a pint of beer you shorten your lifespan by 9 minutes. According to my calculations I died sometime in 1644.
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    All of Cornwall has been put in tier 4.Apparently 200 pirates returned home to Penzance. This has caused the Arrrr factor to go right up.
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    panda got a reaction from Tommy Matthews in Daily Laugh   
    I was bored so I decided to swap all the wrappers round in a tin of Celebrations. My missus did not go much on it, She got her Snickers in a Twix.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I was bored so I decided to swap all the wrappers round in a tin of Celebrations. My missus did not go much on it, She got her Snickers in a Twix.
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    panda got a reaction from Bruegel the Elder in Daily Laugh   
    I was bored so I decided to swap all the wrappers round in a tin of Celebrations. My missus did not go much on it, She got her Snickers in a Twix.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    A man goes for an eye test. The optician asks him what he can see. He says empty airports , empty football stadiums closed theatres and closed pubs. The optician says great you have20/20 vision.
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