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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I overdosed on viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life.
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    panda got a reaction from Billy Davies in Daily Laugh   
    I just saw a real idiot at the gym. He put a water bottle in the pringle s holder on the treadmill.
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    I bought a dog from our village blacksmith. I only had it an hour and it made a bolt for the door.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I bought a dog from our village blacksmith. I only had it an hour and it made a bolt for the door.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I have just seen a one legged man at a cash machine. Apparently he was checking his balance.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I was told I was colour blind. The diagnosis came out of the yellow.
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    panda got a reaction from Billy Davies in Daily Laugh   
    I was told I was colour blind. The diagnosis came out of the yellow.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I found out I am allergic to ceiling mounted dart board . They make me throw up.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    A few years ago I invented beachwear for one legged people. It was a flop.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    A lemonade factory has exploded releasing millions of gallons of lemonade. Police say many people have been schwepped away.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    I opened the door this morning and a beetle punched me in the face and called me fat. Apparently there is a nasty bug going round.
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    A man is  going to work when his wife phones him to warn him that a driver is driving the wrong way down the motorway. One he replied .they are all doing it.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    A man is  going to work when his wife phones him to warn him that a driver is driving the wrong way down the motorway. One he replied .they are all doing it.
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    Did you know there are no canaries in the Canary Islands ? Likewise the Virgin Islands..........There are no canaries there either.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    Did you know there are no canaries in the Canary Islands ? Likewise the Virgin Islands..........There are no canaries there either.
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    panda got a reaction from Billy Davies in Daily Laugh   
    Did you know there are no canaries in the Canary Islands ? Likewise the Virgin Islands..........There are no canaries there either.
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    panda got a reaction from Dave Deacon in Daily Laugh   
    Did you know there are no canaries in the Canary Islands ? Likewise the Virgin Islands..........There are no canaries there either.
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    Scientists have discovered that the biggest cause of dry skin is towels.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    Scientists have discovered that the biggest cause of dry skin is towels.
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    panda got a reaction from Billy Davies in Daily Laugh   
    Scientists have discovered that the biggest cause of dry skin is towels.
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    panda got a reaction from Billy Davies in Daily Laugh   
    My boss told me to join two pieces of wood together. Totally nailed it.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    My boss told me to join two pieces of wood together. Totally nailed it.
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    panda got a reaction from Keith B in Daily Laugh   
    Think we"re in for a bad spell of wether.
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    panda got a reaction from TheolderIgetthebetterIwas in Daily Laugh   
    Think we"re in for a bad spell of wether.
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    panda got a reaction from Billy Davies in Daily Laugh   
    It takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub but an hour to get home. The difference is staggering.
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