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  1. I have just seen that Keith Lillyman has passed away. Keith was a Torpoint Athletic man through and through and was always willing to have a yarn with you about football.He will be sadly missed. Condolences to his family. RIP Keith.
  2. I have a phobia about German sausages. I fear the wurst.
  3. Would a lot of clubs go for option 5 so they do not fall foul of option 2. The last thing clubs want is to pay fines out of depleted cash funds.
  4. There has been a huge explosion at a French cheese factory. There is nothing left but de brie.
  5. I have lost two stone during lockdown by putting bread on my head. its a loaf hat diet.
  6. I stepped on a cornflake. I am now classed as a cereal killer.
  7. Millbrook from Insworke to Jenkins Park. Torpoint from Defiance Field to the Mill
  8. Chocolate is vital for our survival. Dinosaurs never had chocolate and looked what happened to them!
  9. I have the perfect son. He does not smoke. He does not drink. He never comes home late. He is six months old.
  10. Apparently when you drink a pint of beer you shorten your lifespan by 9 minutes. According to my calculations I died sometime in 1644.
  11. I was bored so I decided to swap all the wrappers round in a tin of Celebrations. My missus did not go much on it, She got her Snickers in a Twix.
  12. All of Cornwall has been put in tier 4.Apparently 200 pirates returned home to Penzance. This has caused the Arrrr factor to go right up.
  13. A man goes for an eye test. The optician asks him what he can see. He says empty airports , empty football stadiums closed theatres and closed pubs. The optician says great you have20/20 vision.
  14. You might not be interested but for the likes of Millbrook this has been a great adventure regardless of the results. It is all about playing at different venues against different teams .
  15. I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines, He is a Singer song writer sew it seams.
  16. Have just seen on the local soccer website that Mike Waterfield has passed away. He played for Torpoint in the sixties and was a big part of their success.
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