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panda

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  1. I want to post a walkie talkie joke but ineed to think it, over.
  2. Sunday is a sad day but the day before is a sadder day.
  3. Before crowbars were invented crows used to drink at home.
  4. My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock. Bad Minton
  5. I overdosed on viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life.
  6. I just saw a real idiot at the gym. He put a water bottle in the pringle s holder on the treadmill.
  7. I bought a dog from our village blacksmith. I only had it an hour and it made a bolt for the door.
  8. I have just seen a one legged man at a cash machine. Apparently he was checking his balance.
  9. I was told I was colour blind. The diagnosis came out of the yellow.
  10. I found out I am allergic to ceiling mounted dart board . They make me throw up.
  11. A few years ago I invented beachwear for one legged people. It was a flop.
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