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  1. djs

    Daily Laugh

    I went to Blackpool last week. NEVER AGAIN!!! I was walking along the prom, and in the distance I could see a large group of people. As I got closer I could see a couple in the middle. They were screaming and shouting at each other at full volume, much to the amusement of the crowd. Then it started to turn nasty, and the couple started hitting each other, fists at first, then from somewhere the woman found a frying pan, and started clouting the man with it around the head and body. I guess that someone called the police, as a copper arrived and tried to stop the couple from fighting
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  2. Fenman, I went to the Doctors again today and he told me I am a hypochondriac. That hurt!!! People have been moaning about Christmas Presents being out too early in supermarkets but my Birthday is in December and they had Birthday Cakes in Asda in March!!!
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  3. Gary Mabbut - good footballer and nice man too. Always had time for the young supporters and very generous with his time when signing autographs. A diabetic, he had to inject himself before the game and some times at half time too, if the game was very hectic. Nice guy all round. Saw a lot of him when I was taking my eldest daughter to White Hart Lane. She always wanted to be there early, so she could get the players autographs as they came in to the car park. She had a thing for Teddy Sherringham, goodness knows how many times she got his signature !
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  4. fenman

    Daily Laugh

    No response from Billy Davies so the second rate jokes continue A man was sitting in a hospital maternity unit when he heard 2 surgeons talking , one said " I am telling you it's spelt whoom " the other said " no , no it's spelt wooom " they continued arguing . The man couldn't stand it any longer he said " excuse me butting in but you're both wrong , it's spelt womb " one of the surgeons replied " How do you know ? have you ever heard a water buffalo fart under water ?" This magician had a show in Padstow , one of his tricks was sawing people in half . At the end of the show
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  5. I agree with you Rappo . from my experience books by or about relatively unknown sportsmen or women are far more interesting than ones about " celebrity sports people " . It's a bit the same with tv and radio interviews , I don't include chat shows because they're all about promotions of records , latest film or books , some of them are really interesting . One in particular I enjoyed was Neil Warnock , I'm not necessarily a fan of his but I did find him interesting to listen to . I gather that his touring chat shows are sell outs .Another I enjoyed on one of my trips down to Cornwall was lis
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  6. Keith B

    Saturday 6th December

    Oh dear - and you know this is rubbish - how ? Actually, Bruegel is one of the last forum members you could accuse of speaking rubbish.
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  7. Spot on herbie. The first three words of my post rather give it away!
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